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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    so i goto a restrauant with wired guy and jman

    and it's a nice place - on the waterfront....

    jman comes back from the bathroom - he had his cell phone with him - he's a WEEEEE bit drunk. he says - get the bill - we gota go.

    ends up he got a phone call while peeing in the washroom - so he takes the call and FORGETS he's peeing - sprays the entire room.......... thank God we left before anyone else went in there...
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
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    • nofx
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      • Nov 2002
      • 16826
      #2
      how would they have known who pissed all over the bathroom? i would have stayed.

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        • WiredGuy
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          • Aug 2002
          • 34512
          #3
          Originally posted by nofx
          how would they have known who pissed all over the bathroom? i would have stayed.
          Sleazy's tip to our waitress should more than make up for it
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            • MrIzzz
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              • Sep 2003
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              #4
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                • Sly_RJ
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                    • Pipecrew
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                      • Feb 2002
                      • 14888
                      #6
                      haha Sleazy, you gotta fill us in on whats going on.. Paulo and I were trying to figure it out.. It reminds me of the Movie Old School..

                      From what I can piece together, for the last couple weeks you have been partying/living with a bunch of different guys from the board and causing mayhem! haha, am I sort of on the right track?

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                        • fatal attraction
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                          • Feb 2003
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                          #7
                          Too funny guys!

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                            • The Bootyologist
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                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2912
                              #8
                              what if some girl gets murdered in there later tonight

                              your dna will be everywhere

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                                • doober
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                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 6984
                                  #9
                                  wtf??

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                                    • Spunky
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                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133987
                                      #10
                                      Tell him to leave his phone with you when he uses your washroom

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                                        • Makingcoin
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                                            • Shortbread
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                                              #12

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                                                • wyldblyss
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                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 5779
                                                  #13
                                                  All guys pee on the bathroom walls don't they? Doubt if anyone would have noticed.

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                                                    • Doctor Dre
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                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 51692
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                      what if some girl gets murdered in there later tonight

                                                      your dna will be everywhere


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                                                        • shermo
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                          haha Sleazy, you gotta fill us in on whats going on.. Paulo and I were trying to figure it out.. It reminds me of the Movie Old School..

                                                          From what I can piece together, for the last couple weeks you have been partying/living with a bunch of different guys from the board and causing mayhem! haha, am I sort of on the right track?
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                                                            • WiredGuy
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 34512
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by shermsshack
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                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                  haha Sleazy, you gotta fill us in on whats going on.. Paulo and I were trying to figure it out.. It reminds me of the Movie Old School..

                                                                  From what I can piece together, for the last couple weeks you have been partying/living with a bunch of different guys from the board and causing mayhem! haha, am I sort of on the right track?
                                                                  yep - when you comming down?
                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                    • Jman
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 22838
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Dude this was a complete mistake.... i got mezmerised .. lmao

                                                                      I totally forgot i was peeing when i was on the phone
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                                                                        • Jman
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                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 22838
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                                                          how would they have known who pissed all over the bathroom? i would have stayed.
                                                                          Dude we where the only one in the place
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                                                                            • nofx
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                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 16826
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by JMan
                                                                              Dude we where the only one in the place
                                                                              haha you would have been caught for sure!

                                                                              Often times I wonder why
                                                                              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                              When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                                • JFK
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                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 67373
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by JMan
                                                                                  Dude we where the only one in the place
                                                                                  and pissing around

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                                                                                    • Jman
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                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 22838
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                      haha you would have been caught for sure!
                                                                                      That is why i was rushing outa there
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                                                                                        • WiredGuy
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                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 34512
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by JMan
                                                                                          That is why i was rushing outa there

                                                                                          You were hilarious, running up to me and Sleazy saying we have to get out of here!!

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                                                                                            • loopie
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                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 14
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              i almost knocked myself out peeing drunk once hit my head against the wall infront of me and then i almost did the splits over the toiletbowl

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                                                                                                • StuartD
                                                                                                  Sofa King Band
                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                  • 29903
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by JMan
                                                                                                  Dude this was a complete mistake.... i got mezmerised .. lmao

                                                                                                  I totally forgot i was peeing when i was on the phone
                                                                                                  What did you do? Start walking around with the phone in one hand and....

                                                                                                  never mind... I just gave myself a bad mental image
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                                                                                                    • Jman
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                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                      • 22838
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by JFK
                                                                                                      and pissing around
                                                                                                      Dude i swear i did not mean to spray all over the place .... i go mezmorized .... LMAO
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                                                                                                        • Halcyon
                                                                                                          Spread The Pink!
                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                          • 8609
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Dude. That is classic!


                                                                                                          *note to self: be wary of Jman's stream
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                                                                                                            • thumbsUP
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                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                              • 347
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                                                                              what if some girl gets murdered in there later tonight

                                                                                                              your dna will be everywhere
                                                                                                              God damn man do us all a fucking favor the SHIT THE FUCK UP
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                                                                                                                • thumbsUP
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                                                                                                                  • May 2004
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  god damnit that looks real damn good I cant fucking spell. Well that what public schools do to you
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                                                                                                                    • sean416
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                      • 3633
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by thumbsUP
                                                                                                                      God damn man do us all a fucking favor the SHIT THE FUCK UP


                                                                                                                      Maybe im retarded, but I took his comment as a joke.. and a pretty funny one at that!

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                                                                                                                        • thumbsUP
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                                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                                          • 347
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          yeah I know its a joke but I really am getting annoyed at that fucker. Dont know why but I wouldnt feel bad if he drove himself off a cliff
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                                                                                                                            • Easton
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                                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                              • 9825
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              at least he didn't drop it in the toilet or urinal
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                                                                                                                                • pure energy
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                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Wish there would be pics.....
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                                                                                                                                    • n3in
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 1377
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                      and it's a nice place - on the waterfront....

                                                                                                                                      jman comes back from the bathroom - he had his cell phone with him - he's a WEEEEE bit drunk. he says - get the bill - we gota go.

                                                                                                                                      ends up he got a phone call while peeing in the washroom - so he takes the call and FORGETS he's peeing - sprays the entire room.......... thank God we left before anyone else went in there...

                                                                                                                                      mwahaha, thats a great story
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                                                                                                                                        • emthree
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                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 10816
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Easton
                                                                                                                                          at least he didn't drop it in the toilet or urinal
                                                                                                                                          Agreed.

                                                                                                                                          Now imagine if he would of slipped and fell on the piss soaked floor. Then returning to the table looking like he just took a swim

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                                                                                                                                            • Phoenix
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                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 35475
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              i thought he lost his phone in the urinal for sure
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                                                                                                                                                • Elli
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                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 17991
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I want to know who was on the phone that mesmerized Jman so much.. and what was she saying?
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                                                                                                                                                    • Lensman
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 9846
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      That guy scares me, really scares me.

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                                                                                                                                                        • WiredGuy
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                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 34512
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                                                                                                          That guy scares me, really scares me.
                                                                                                                                                          Thankfully he remembered to stop peeing before coming out of the bathroom!
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                                                                                                                                                            • Persius
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 11779
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              JMAN ROX!

                                                                                                                                                              GO PEE MORE!

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                                                                                                                                                                • The Bootyologist
                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 2912
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by thumbsUP
                                                                                                                                                                  yeah I know its a joke but I really am getting annoyed at that fucker. Dont know why but I wouldnt feel bad if he drove himself off a cliff
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                                                                                                                                                                    • punker barbie
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 10232
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                      and it's a nice place - on the waterfront....

                                                                                                                                                                      jman comes back from the bathroom - he had his cell phone with him - he's a WEEEEE bit drunk. he says - get the bill - we gota go.

                                                                                                                                                                      ends up he got a phone call while peeing in the washroom - so he takes the call and FORGETS he's peeing - sprays the entire room.......... thank God we left before anyone else went in there...

                                                                                                                                                                      thats just another reason why i love that man so much!


                                                                                                                                                                      WoW sleazy you were such in good company Jman and Charles both rawk!
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                                                                                                                                                                        • V_RocKs
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 32449
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I think I will be at the next show, I am tired of just reading about the antics.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Weppel
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 2190
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Now where's that "This thread is useless without pics" picture..

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