so i goto a restrauant with wired guy and jman
 

and it's a nice place - on the waterfront....

jman comes back from the bathroom - he had his cell phone with him - he's a WEEEEE bit drunk. he says - get the bill - we gota go.

ends up he got a phone call while peeing in the washroom - so he takes the call and FORGETS he's peeing - sprays the entire room.......... thank God we left before anyone else went in there...

how would they have known who pissed all over the bathroom? i would have stayed.

Sleazy's tip to our waitress should more than make up for it :)
WG

pics?

:1orglaugh

Has Elvis left the building?

haha Sleazy, you gotta fill us in on whats going on.. Paulo and I were trying to figure it out.. It reminds me of the Movie Old School..

From what I can piece together, for the last couple weeks you have been partying/living with a bunch of different guys from the board and causing mayhem! haha, am I sort of on the right track?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Too funny guys!

what if some girl gets murdered in there later tonight

your dna will be everywhere

wtf??

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Tell him to leave his phone with you when he uses your washroom

Are you for serious? Or is this a joke?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

All guys pee on the bathroom walls don't they? Doubt if anyone would have noticed. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

God you crack me up every post you do

He's putting together a GFY documentry. "The wild and willy world of adult webmasters" :Graucho

I will not sign a model release form :)

yep - when you comming down?

Dude this was a complete mistake.... i got mezmerised .. lmao

I totally forgot i was peeing when i was on the phone :winkwink:

Dude we where the only one in the place

haha you would have been caught for sure!

and pissing around:1orglaugh

That is why i was rushing outa there

You were hilarious, running up to me and Sleazy saying we have to get out of here!!

WG

i almost knocked myself out peeing drunk once hit my head against the wall infront of me and then i almost did the splits over the toiletbowl:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What did you do? Start walking around with the phone in one hand and....

never mind... I just gave myself a bad mental image :1orglaugh

Dude i swear i did not mean to spray all over the place .... i go mezmorized .... LMAO :321GFY

Dude. That is classic!


*note to self: be wary of Jman's stream

God damn man do us all a fucking favor the SHIT THE FUCK UP :321GFY

god damnit that looks real damn good I cant fucking spell. Well that what public schools do to you

:helpme

Maybe im retarded, but I took his comment as a joke.. and a pretty funny one at that!

yeah I know its a joke but I really am getting annoyed at that fucker. Dont know why but I wouldnt feel bad if he drove himself off a cliff:thumbsup

at least he didn't drop it in the toilet or urinal :)

Wish there would be pics.....

mwahaha, thats a great story :thumbsup

Agreed.

Now imagine if he would of slipped and fell on the piss soaked floor. Then returning to the table looking like he just took a swim :1orglaugh

i thought he lost his phone in the urinal for sure

I want to know who was on the phone that mesmerized Jman so much.. and what was she saying? :Graucho

That guy scares me, really scares me.

Thankfully he remembered to stop peeing before coming out of the bathroom!

JMAN ROX!

GO PEE MORE! :)

thumbsUP don't be mad at Dr. Booty


helping my fellow man with hsi love life is a calling - i dont have a choice :rainfro

you're alright in my book:thumbsup

thats just another reason why i love that man so much!


WoW sleazy you were such in good company Jman and Charles both rawk!

I think I will be at the next show, I am tired of just reading about the antics.

Now where's that "This thread is useless without pics" picture..