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So Fucking Banned
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Whats the best gift to bring to a party ?
I always hit the liqour store and get those gift sets and shit.
Nice vodka , martini shaker shit. Any other recommendations? |
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C.R.E.A.M
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funny hats
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Alcoholic ice cubes!! Weird but they go down well
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Registered User
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Pics of me........
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Omaha Hi/Lo
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bring the chronic baby!!!!
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Oh and some drinking games... even twister could pass
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I am a meat popsicle.
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Hardcore gay midget porn on DVD. Everyone will have a laugh.
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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wine, pot, hookers. fetish gear? it all depends on the party i suppose.
munchies and alcohol are always good.
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. |
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C.R.E.A.M
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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oh, and a beer pong table,.
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A blonde, big boobed party favor
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Fuck the host. "It" will remember you forever.
But, that's me...
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Alcohol is always a good bet ............. Jack Daniels
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Hall Of Fame
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I always tell my friends the best thing they can bring are whores..
Everyone likes whores...
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Hot Strippers
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Just bring YOURSELF..Its an excellent gift in itself!
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tullips
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HOT CHICKS!
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If its mostly guys cognac and cigars
If its mostly girls cognac and cigars. Everybody likes cognac and cigars and if they dont you probably should'nt be at that kind of party anyway. ![]() |
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BIG vodka bottles (3-5L)
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Omaha Hi/Lo
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bring some whores to tonight's poker game Boneprone. it's a big one for as at APT.. starts at 7:30pm PST Password: pluginfeeds.com Prizes: - 1st Place) 20 days of Plug-In Feeds service (800 GB max. - value: $1,650) - 2nd Place) 15 days of Plug-In Feeds service (800 GB max. - value: $1,250) - 3rd Place) 10 days of Plug-In Feeds service (800 GB max. - value: $825) hope to see you there tonight. BP2Pac4lfe
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Ik ben een aap
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A nice bottle of Champagne.
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Meow Meow!!!
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Hello My Name Is..... Nametag stickers LOL
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Sig is on vacation... (I wish I could vacation as long as my sig has...) |
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The O is for Oohhh
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Vrume Mark
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Twister?
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Think of a game that everyone will enjoy and will keep on playing it.
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Disruptive Innovator
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blunts ;)
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Depends on the party but from my experience a nice fat bag of cocaine always gets you the most friends.
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Fucked if I know
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Dolphin-shaped dildos are always a nice touch for the lady of the house. You might include a real doll for the gentleman of the house, and for the children's entertainment, you might bring some oatmeal cookies and enough disney videos to keep them at bay while you all play co-ed naked crisco twister.
okay, I really need to write more while I'm this loopy. This is good shit. |
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Depends on the tpye of party:
BBQ: Booze, veggie/dip tray from the deli, or BBQ apron for the chef, desserts from the local bakery. Sit down dinner: Flowers, bottle of wine, chocolates. Casual Dinner for a group: Desserts, booze of any kind. No food just a party: Munchies, finger foods, veggies/dip, sweets that don't require a plate, booze, ice, pop (that would be soda to you) |
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Chronic, incense and munchies, music and loads of beverages for the dry mouths in da house.
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Depends of what kind of party.
If I know the host/hostess, I will ask them and if they say nothing a nice bottle of wine with a note saying ?Thank you and enjoy at your leisure.? If I don?t know them and nothing in the invitation says bring something, I don?t. No need to embarrass the host indicating that they can?t afford throw a party on their own. ![]() |
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5 rolls of duct tape
3 pairs of handcuffs, 2 cans of whipped cream 1 large feather And 3 Thai hookers ![]()
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It depends on the party you're going.
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Your dong...
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I am a meat popsicle.
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See sig. Join Epic Cash.
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a chocolate babka.
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Lotsa booze and lotsa women
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Jello shots
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You be the one who brings the women....
Rememba all those Highschool parties where the pussy to cock ratio was like 1:13 |
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Liquor always rocks, but the coolest thing I ever saw anyone bring to a party was a video filled with Mr. T PSAs.
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Is on the 1
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Depending on how many people are there a dozen or two count box of Cannoli's from a really good italian bakery here in the philly area, plus a few bottles of some really good wines.
Killer deserts and good wines always get you invited back again. |
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