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Old 06-30-2004, 06:09 AM   #1
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Two Fantasies in ONE DAY .... no way !!!
Picture this .. firstly im a Telecoms Engineer In Rural Ireland meaning i install phone lines into peoples house and premises .. so i have an appointment this morning for a Ms Antoinette McGrath ...

i get to the door and who answers the door only a gorgeous and very familiar looking girl , shes carrying a 1 year old child and she just happens to also work part time as the pizza Delivery girl ..

Her guy left when he found out about the babey and shes been single ever since .. so ive got a hot Pizza Delivery girl AND a milf in one package .. so then she says hey i know you , your that cute guy that ive delivered pizza's too .. im like oh yeah ..( in my head ) lol ..

so im working away and shes talking and were getting on great and shes asking how im still single and im unfortunately saying im not :/ .... then with a dispointed sigh she says .. OH ... thats a pity i always enjoyed delivering your pizza ...

YIKES - Instant boner .. red face and im sure she noticed my excitment .. saying its hot in here isnt it ....

no kidding lady .. the boner gets the better of me and i leave her my personal cell phone number * in case anything goes wrong * with her line .. she smiles and puts it in her phone ..

Saved* she says .. now i can get you when i need you ..

Holy boners batman ..
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Old 06-30-2004, 06:14 AM   #2
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Old 06-30-2004, 06:18 AM   #3
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Old 06-30-2004, 06:24 AM   #4
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Nice. Although this thread is useless without pics
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Old 06-30-2004, 06:27 AM   #5
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Nice. Although this thread is useless without pics
haha if she gives me a call mate ill see what i can do lol .. not too sure how my other half would feel about it .. but then again what does she expect im a guy its my nature to be a horndog
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Old 06-30-2004, 06:36 AM   #6
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Old 06-30-2004, 07:37 AM   #7
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Old 06-30-2004, 07:43 AM   #8
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do you write sex stories for sites?
Yes, GFY
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Old 06-30-2004, 07:45 AM   #9
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Good for you man - invite her in for some Pizza and Guiness!
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Old 06-30-2004, 07:47 AM   #10
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nice story...too bad the ending was so boring...I thought you were going to let the boner get the best of HER!!!
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Old 06-30-2004, 07:48 AM   #11
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fuk man
they do that all the time
been in the near same situation
as a milkman

your very lucky if you get owt
fair play if you do
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Old 06-30-2004, 07:49 AM   #12
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Old 06-30-2004, 08:06 AM   #13
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i should start my own site .. the phoneman delivering service to your door
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Old 06-30-2004, 08:07 AM   #14
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nice story...too bad the ending was so boring...I thought you were going to let the boner get the best of HER!!!
sorry ill do better next time lol
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Old 06-30-2004, 08:17 AM   #15
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If you don't remember it, look on your favorite file sharing program for an old 70's novelty tune, "Telephone Man" by Meri Wilson. Funny stuff. There is a "sequel" called "Peter the Meter Reader". Make sure you hear Telephone Man first.

Dang, I didn't know until I checked Google a minute ago to make sure I was spelling her name right that she was killed a year and a half ago in a car wreck
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sorry shes dead bro .. dont know the song but maybe it could be the theme song heh
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Old 06-30-2004, 08:19 AM   #17
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Good for you man - invite her in for some Pizza and Guiness!
Mmmmm...I don't know what is better...the chick or pizza with Guiness. Being that we don't have a picture of her, I'd have to go with the Guiness.

But great story none the less...keep us posted!
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Old 06-30-2004, 08:19 AM   #18
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Old 06-30-2004, 08:24 AM   #19
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Mmmmm...I don't know what is better...the chick or pizza with Guiness. Being that we don't have a picture of her, I'd have to go with the Guiness.

But great story none the less...keep us posted!

sorry for the no picture :/
shes about 5ft 9 , long blonde hair , real sexy legs , slim , and a average sized chest ..
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Old 06-30-2004, 08:47 AM   #20
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sorry shes dead bro .. dont know the song but maybe it could be the theme song heh
Here's the
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Song was about as "double entendre" as could be on the radio then, quite outrageous. Peter the Meter Reader never played on the radio then, Dr. Demento has played it a few times.
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Old 06-30-2004, 10:03 AM   #21
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Song was about as "double entendre" as could be on the radio then, quite outrageous. Peter the Meter Reader never played on the radio then, Dr. Demento has played it a few times.

haha thats awesome man
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Old 06-30-2004, 10:04 AM   #22
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what he said, hehe
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