Two Fantasies in ONE DAY .... no way !!!

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  • Frank The Tank
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3225

    #1

    Two Fantasies in ONE DAY .... no way !!!

    Picture this .. firstly im a Telecoms Engineer In Rural Ireland meaning i install phone lines into peoples house and premises .. so i have an appointment this morning for a Ms Antoinette McGrath ...

    i get to the door and who answers the door only a gorgeous and very familiar looking girl , shes carrying a 1 year old child and she just happens to also work part time as the pizza Delivery girl ..

    Her guy left when he found out about the babey and shes been single ever since .. so ive got a hot Pizza Delivery girl AND a milf in one package .. so then she says hey i know you , your that cute guy that ive delivered pizza's too .. im like oh yeah ..( in my head ) lol ..

    so im working away and shes talking and were getting on great and shes asking how im still single and im unfortunately saying im not :/ .... then with a dispointed sigh she says .. OH ... thats a pity i always enjoyed delivering your pizza ...

    YIKES - Instant boner .. red face and im sure she noticed my excitment .. saying its hot in here isnt it ....

    no kidding lady .. the boner gets the better of me and i leave her my personal cell phone number * in case anything goes wrong * with her line .. she smiles and puts it in her phone ..

    Saved* she says .. now i can get you when i need you ..

    Holy boners batman ..
    aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com
  • eiht_98
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6103

    #2
    dream on

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    • Reak
      So Fucking Banned
      • Mar 2003
      • 17920

      #3
      Sounds good

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      • Ross
        Ik ben een aap
        • Sep 2002
        • 18874

        #4
        Nice. Although this thread is useless without pics

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        • Frank The Tank
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 3225

          #5
          Originally posted by Ross
          Nice. Although this thread is useless without pics
          haha if she gives me a call mate ill see what i can do lol .. not too sure how my other half would feel about it .. but then again what does she expect im a guy its my nature to be a horndog
          aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

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          • EviLGuY
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2003
            • 12745

            #6
            Thanks for sharing!

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            • Sosa
              In Tushy Land
              • Oct 2002
              • 40149

              #7
              do you write sex stories for sites?

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              • mardigras
                Bon temps!
                • Feb 2003
                • 14194

                #8
                Originally posted by Sosa
                do you write sex stories for sites?
                Yes, GFY
                .

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                • HammerALL
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 3506

                  #9
                  Good for you man - invite her in for some Pizza and Guiness!
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                  • Odie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 7040

                    #10
                    nice story...too bad the ending was so boring...I thought you were going to let the boner get the best of HER!!!
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                    • stembolt
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 463

                      #11
                      fuk man
                      they do that all the time
                      been in the near same situation
                      as a milkman

                      your very lucky if you get owt
                      fair play if you do
                      hahahahahahahahaha
                      once upon a time i had something to put here!!!!

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                      • Tim
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                        • Feb 2002
                        • 19199

                        #12
                        Nice going Frank!
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                        • Frank The Tank
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 3225

                          #13
                          i should start my own site .. the phoneman delivering service to your door
                          aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

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                          • Frank The Tank
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 3225

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Odie
                            nice story...too bad the ending was so boring...I thought you were going to let the boner get the best of HER!!!
                            sorry ill do better next time lol
                            aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

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                            • mardigras
                              Bon temps!
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 14194

                              #15
                              Originally posted by basadmin
                              i should start my own site .. the phoneman delivering service to your door
                              If you don't remember it, look on your favorite file sharing program for an old 70's novelty tune, "Telephone Man" by Meri Wilson. Funny stuff. There is a "sequel" called "Peter the Meter Reader". Make sure you hear Telephone Man first.

                              Dang, I didn't know until I checked Google a minute ago to make sure I was spelling her name right that she was killed a year and a half ago in a car wreck
                              .

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                              • Frank The Tank
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 3225

                                #16
                                sorry shes dead bro .. dont know the song but maybe it could be the theme song heh
                                aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

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                                • Jason Fromm
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 369

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SlickCash Mario
                                  Good for you man - invite her in for some Pizza and Guiness!
                                  Mmmmm...I don't know what is better...the chick or pizza with Guiness. Being that we don't have a picture of her, I'd have to go with the Guiness.

                                  But great story none the less...keep us posted!
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                                  • johnbosh
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 8965

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by eiht_98
                                    dream on

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                                    • Frank The Tank
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3225

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Jason Fromm
                                      Mmmmm...I don't know what is better...the chick or pizza with Guiness. Being that we don't have a picture of her, I'd have to go with the Guiness.

                                      But great story none the less...keep us posted!

                                      sorry for the no picture :/
                                      shes about 5ft 9 , long blonde hair , real sexy legs , slim , and a average sized chest ..
                                      aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

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                                      • mardigras
                                        Bon temps!
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 14194

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by basadmin
                                        sorry shes dead bro .. dont know the song but maybe it could be the theme song heh
                                        Here's the
                                        Lyrics

                                        Song was about as "double entendre" as could be on the radio then, quite outrageous. Peter the Meter Reader never played on the radio then, Dr. Demento has played it a few times.
                                        .

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                                        • Frank The Tank
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 3225

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mardigras
                                          Here's the
                                          Lyrics

                                          Song was about as "double entendre" as could be on the radio then, quite outrageous. Peter the Meter Reader never played on the radio then, Dr. Demento has played it a few times.

                                          haha thats awesome man
                                          aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

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                                          • TweetyBird
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                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 8532

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Ross
                                            Nice. Although this thread is useless without pics
                                            what he said, hehe
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                                              #23
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