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beergood · 06-28-2004, 08:44 PM

I've been saying it time and time again, we should mobilize the Rhode Island National Guard and take out Canada. It'll take them about 20-24 hours tops and we won't have to see them do stupid shit like they did today or listen to them talk shit anymore!!

Dildozer · 06-28-2004, 08:46 PM

Well Quebec might capitulate fast, with the frenchieness and all, but the rest will fight hard!

StuartD · 06-28-2004, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by Dildozer
Well Quebec might capitulate fast, with the frenchieness and all, but the rest will fight hard!

as a matter of fact, you can have them. Take Quebec and we won't put up and resistance.

Jdoughs · 06-28-2004, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by beergood
I've been saying it time and time again, we should mobilize the Rhode Island National Guard and take out Canada. It'll take them about 20-24 hours tops and we won't have to see them do stupid shit like they did today or listen to them talk shit anymore!!

Why the Rhode Island Guard

Why not get out of your shit/sweat stained lawn chair and put on your shirt, put your beer down and come do it yourself?

Or does your wife have the bus pass?

Spunky · 06-28-2004, 08:48 PM

.The same reason why Canada should turn off all the resources many americans depend on to live day by day,it will never happen ...You racist pricks are so fucking ignorant

GTS Mark · 06-28-2004, 08:48 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't we burn your white house down last time we fought?

DH

beergood · 06-28-2004, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
.The same reason why Canada should turn off all the resources many americans depend on to live day by day,it will never happen ...You racist pricks are so fucking ignorant

Racists? Canada is a bunch of white boys eh? How the fuck can I be racist towards other whiteys?

boardersweetie · 06-28-2004, 08:51 PM

Please don't take over Canada!! Where will I go if Bush gets re-elected??

Jdoughs · 06-28-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by beergood
Racists? Canada is a bunch of white boys eh? How the fuck can I be racist towards other whiteys?

If i had to guess i'd say that white man is a minority in canada

And racism isnt about color alone, heritage culture, etc is all part of it.

beergood · 06-28-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Jdoughs
Why the Rhode Island Guard

Why not get out of your shit/sweat stained lawn chair and put on your shirt, put your beer down and come do it yourself?

Or does your wife have the bus pass?

I'm not married and its a futon. Me? Are you fucking kidding? no, its like this, the Rhode Islanders handle the pussies to the north and us southerners handle the Mexicanos to the South. Thats how it works.

Spunky · 06-28-2004, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by beergood
Racists? Canada is a bunch of white boys eh? How the fuck can I be racist towards other whiteys?

Your comments are racist.You don't know anything about our country or people...Dream on,you need Canada as much as we need you.

beergood · 06-28-2004, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Your comments are racist.You don't know anything about our country or people...Dream on,you need Canada as much as we need you.

nothing I said was racist? wtf

ok here is something racist for you:

We should go beat the piss out of those bunch of whiney fuckhead retards to the north. They do dumb shit because they're inbred and they like to run around playing "le grabass". Only fucktards from Canada would do dumb shit worthy of the wrath of the Rhode Island National Guard.

See thats racist. All I said originally was that we should invade and that you did something stupid. Nothing racist about that.

Tempest · 06-28-2004, 09:11 PM

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Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't we burn your white house down last time we fought?

DH

Yes we did.. And in fact.. If memory serves me correctly, we kicked their ass in every battle as well.. Sent them running home with their tails between their legs.

Maybe if they called on the French again for help.. oh wait.. that won't happen this time...

Jdoughs · 06-28-2004, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by Tempest
Yes we did.. And in fact.. If memory serves me correctly, we kicked their ass in every battle as well.. Sent them running home with their tails between their legs.

Maybe if they called on the French again for help.. oh wait.. that won't happen this time...

Your wasting your time, most US history books tell a totally diferant tale

According to them it wasnt canada that did that, it was the British forces protecting canada, and also that what started it was a group of British Ships off the coast of NY.

FlyingIguana · 06-28-2004, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't we burn your white house down last time we fought?

DH

BobChezule · 06-28-2004, 10:04 PM

What's with all the hating on our neighbors up north? Canada has national health care baby, something we'll never see in this country and something we should all be jealous of.

Mike Okitch · 06-28-2004, 10:25 PM

When you can drink more than 3 of our beers without passing out, then you can start thinking of invading our country.

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