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Old 06-27-2004, 09:16 PM   #1
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I think I'm in love

...with the woman who wrote this:


(Seriously, whomever wrote this is my kind of woman)


GIRLS NIGHT OUT

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night
Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest
of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male
dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10
bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20
She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my
third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy
over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way
things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it
to one of his butt cheeks, again.

My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things
are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now
everyone's attention is focused on me, and the
guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My
brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
Then the woman in me took over!

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack
of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.



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Old 06-27-2004, 09:17 PM   #2
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nice one! LOL
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Old 06-27-2004, 09:18 PM   #3
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similar to what happened to me friday night


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Old 06-27-2004, 09:18 PM   #4
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I told my wife to stay out of the strip clubs..damn her black heart!
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Old 06-27-2004, 09:19 PM   #5
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Sounds like my x
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Old 06-27-2004, 09:47 PM   #6
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Great story, had a good laugh with that one
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Old 06-28-2004, 09:05 AM   #7
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similar to what happened to me friday night
You swiped your ATM card up the crack of a male stripper's ass?


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Old 06-28-2004, 09:09 AM   #8
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Oh wow... lol
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Old 06-28-2004, 09:12 AM   #9
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that's good one......
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