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Blinded by the Light

[Chorus]: Blinded by the light
revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night (fading)

Madman dummers bummers,
Indians in the summer,
With a teenager diplomat
And the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps his way into his hat

With a boulder my shoulder,
feeling kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
(pickup)
the calliope crashed to the ground

(chorus)

Some silicon sister with a manager mister
told me I go what it takes.
I'll run you on sonny to something strong
play the song with the funky break

And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the
weather charts see if it was safe outside
And little Early Burly came by in his curly wurly
and asked me if i needed a ride
(pickup)
asked me if i needed a ride


(chorus)

Bridge: She got down but she never got tired
She's gonna make it to the night
She's gonna make it through the night


(break with soul-stirring solo)

Oh momma that's where the fun is
But momma that's where the fun is
Momma always told me not to look
in the eye's on the sun
But momma that's where the fun is

(chop sticks variation)

So brimstone-baritone, anti-cyclone Rolling Stone
Preacher from the East,
says dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone
thats what they expect at least

It's a new grown chaperon standing in the corner
watching the young girls dance
and some fresh sown moonstone messing with his frozen zone,
only reminding him of romance
(pickup)
and the calliope crashed to the ground

(Chorus)

(Chorus and First Verse)

Now Scott with the sling-shot finally found a tender spot
and throws his lover in the sand
and some blood-shot forget-me-not
said Daddy's within earshot, save the buck-shot, turn up the band

(repeat Verse 2 "Silicon sister with a manager....")
(bridge)

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I must be psychic
i started signing it before the thread loaded

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I've been looping it all day...

eroswebmaster

it's a great song...probably one of the more debateable songs when it comes to lyrics....I've heard people sing revved up like a deuce as wrapped up like a douche...LOL

Bruce Springsteen must have been way too fucking high when he wrote that one.

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bluff

yeah. btw this version is by Manfred Mann, which is a lot better in my humble opinion.

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Of course...but it's still written by The Boss.

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bluff

LOL, "(break with soul-stirring solo)"

bluff

:-)

but parts of the text have been cut out.

bopha

Love that but "I came for you" is equally as stirring.

zentz

why i cant find it on winmx ?

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I've heard peopel sing that too!
way fuckign funny

if you can ever get hold of it theres a great book called "excuse me while I kiss this guy" and it's got the words people THINK they are hearing in famous songs
funny as hell

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I have it I'll upload it.

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LOL kiss this guy that's another...I used to have this friend who would sing..."I'm hot blooded chicken of the sea!"

LOL for months he would argue that it was that line instead of check it and see.

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Theres a song here in Aus that is famous and the real words are:
cheap wine and a 3 day growth

I almost pissed myself laughing whrn some guy rang the radio station asking why the song was about "cheap wine and a 3 legged goat"

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thanks

bopha

"Owner of a grocery cart" -Yes.


My fav is the cross eyed bear from Alanis Morrissette's "You oughta know"

"And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know"

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Check out some of these other ones theres some hella funny "mis heard" shit in there:

http://www.fun-with-words.com/mala_mondegreens.html

"Donuts make my brown eyes blue."
"Don't it make my brown eyes blue."

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LOL should be:
"Donuts make my ass fat."

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angeleyes

haha, I used to do the same thing as a kid. I also thought that "dirty deeds and they don't do em cheap" was Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief.

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angeleyes

Hey kitty, www.kissthisguy.com is online too.

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DUH KITTY!

..funny though - i googled it and this website didnt rank on page 1

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This is my favorite from the site:

The real lyrics were:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

But I misheard them as:
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

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I am cryign over here I havent laughed this hard in years:

Robert Palmer:
might as well face it you a dick with a glove.

the submitter says he thought it was a song about Michael jackson

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I'm dying over here too kitty, check out this one:

Song: Long Way To The Top
Artist: AC/DC


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The real lyrics were:
its a long way to the top
if you wanna rock and roll

But I misheard them as:
dont worry 'bout the cops
if you only smoked a bowl

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OMG i thought my husband was the only person who sang this:

The real lyrics were:
This is the dawning of the age of aquarius.

But I misheard them as:
This is the morning of the age of the hairy arse.

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Ok, last one.... I can't help it, I haven't laughed this hard in ages


Song: Centerfold
Artist: J. Geils Band


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The real lyrics were:
My Angel is a Centerfold

But I misheard them as:
My Anus is the center hole

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Manowar

get iTunes and download it from there, legally