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Old 06-25-2004, 01:12 PM   #1
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How to fuck a watermelon

http://www.pumpster.com/archives/handmade_vagina.htm
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:15 PM   #2
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me, myself, and Irene (uncut version). Jim carrey used a turkey timer to warm his up to body temp in the oven.
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:15 PM   #3
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Inside of a pineapple works better
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:16 PM   #4
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LOL, ppl have too much time on their hands.
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:19 PM   #5
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hahahah OMG
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:19 PM   #6
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why would anyone wanna fuck a watermelon?
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:22 PM   #7
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why would anyone wanna fuck a watermelon?

asking myself the same question! That's just soo wrong, people don't know what else to do.......
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:22 PM   #8
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lol that's sad
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:23 PM   #9
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This is what happens when you grow watermelons for a living and you have nothing to do for more than 3 hrs.....


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Old 06-25-2004, 01:26 PM   #10
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why would anyone wanna fuck a watermelon?
If it's realy good looking I guess - and remember: It's all pink on the inside
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:29 PM   #11
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omg i laughed so hard - thank you for that - I made sure to share with all my friends- I think tonight I am gonna casually leave it in my BFs bathroom so when he goes for reading material he comes across it -

I can't wait

ROFLMAO!
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:30 PM   #12
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poor watermelon. i wonder if it had an orgasm. lol
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:35 PM   #13
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why would anyone wanna fuck a watermelon?
because a watermellon won't try to run off like the sheep do.
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:40 PM   #14
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Fucking watermelon =
Eating watermelon after cuming in it =
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:40 PM   #15
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Fucking watermelon =
Eating watermelon after cuming in it =
Sick ass bastard lol
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:53 PM   #16
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thats some sick shit!
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:54 PM   #17
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:55 PM   #18
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thats some sick shit!
ya it is...Did u ever program on aol molotov?
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:55 PM   #19
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this boy has some serious issues, didnt he see american pie?
its all bout the apple pie!

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Old 06-25-2004, 02:09 PM   #20
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Funny shit, seen that on another board couple of hours ago
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Old 06-25-2004, 02:56 PM   #21
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Old 06-25-2004, 03:34 PM   #22
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Old 06-25-2004, 03:47 PM   #23
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Old 06-25-2004, 04:05 PM   #24
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That's freaking sick. And his cock looks pretty small!
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