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  • cluck
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 5248

    #1

    How to fuck a watermelon

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  • Marcus Aurelius
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    • Apr 2003
    • 14809

    #2
    me, myself, and Irene (uncut version). Jim carrey used a turkey timer to warm his up to body temp in the oven.

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    • kush
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2001
      • 3382

      #3
      Inside of a pineapple works better

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      • Za Ha
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2001
        • 5112

        #4
        LOL, ppl have too much time on their hands.

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        • jmk
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          • Sep 2002
          • 5391

          #5
          hahahah OMG

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          • DavieVegas
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2004
            • 6117

            #6
            why would anyone wanna fuck a watermelon?
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            • Lucy
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 3969

              #7
              Originally posted by DavieVegas
              why would anyone wanna fuck a watermelon?

              asking myself the same question! That's just soo wrong, people don't know what else to do.......

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              • TheWildcard
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                • Jun 2004
                • 4759

                #8
                lol that's sad

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                • C-Bass
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 3153

                  #9
                  This is what happens when you grow watermelons for a living and you have nothing to do for more than 3 hrs.....


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                  • gazool
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 779

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DavieVegas
                    why would anyone wanna fuck a watermelon?
                    If it's realy good looking I guess - and remember: It's all pink on the inside
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                    • roaringleo
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 26

                      #11
                      omg i laughed so hard - thank you for that - I made sure to share with all my friends- I think tonight I am gonna casually leave it in my BFs bathroom so when he goes for reading material he comes across it -

                      I can't wait

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                      • quincy
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                        • Jun 2004
                        • 444

                        #12
                        poor watermelon. i wonder if it had an orgasm. lol
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                        • crockett
                          in a van by the river
                          • May 2003
                          • 76818

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DavieVegas
                          why would anyone wanna fuck a watermelon?
                          because a watermellon won't try to run off like the sheep do.
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                          • StarkReality
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                            • May 2004
                            • 4444

                            #14
                            Fucking watermelon =
                            Eating watermelon after cuming in it =

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                            • DavieVegas
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6117

                              #15
                              Originally posted by StarkReality
                              Fucking watermelon =
                              Eating watermelon after cuming in it =
                              Sick ass bastard lol
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                              • molotov
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                                • May 2004
                                • 189

                                #16
                                thats some sick shit!

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                                • DatingGold
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                                  • Feb 2003
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                                  #17
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                                  • DavieVegas
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                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 6117

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by molotov
                                    thats some sick shit!
                                    ya it is...Did u ever program on aol molotov?
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                                    • punker barbie
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                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 10232

                                      #19
                                      this boy has some serious issues, didnt he see american pie?
                                      its all bout the apple pie!

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                                      • fucking_remco
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                                        • May 2004
                                        • 317

                                        #20
                                        Funny shit, seen that on another board couple of hours ago
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                                        • Vitasoy
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 58202

                                          #21
                                          omg haha!


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                                          • Matiz
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                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 1740

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by gazool
                                            If it's realy good looking I guess - and remember: It's all pink on the inside
                                            ...

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                                            • Face (o_0)
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 2617

                                              #23
                                              freak

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                                              • Cora Linn
                                                Registered User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 53

                                                #24
                                                That's freaking sick. And his cock looks pretty small!
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