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fr33pr0n · 06-24-2004, 06:36 PM

I fucked some girl friday night, and the very next day hives popped up on my neck. Now I have hive bumps in my hair and they are big and fucking hurt. So, all you doctors, please diagnose me.

I will compare results with a real doctor monday.

SlickRick · 06-24-2004, 06:41 PM

crabs or tick bites

Spunky · 06-24-2004, 06:42 PM

You're going to die soon

klik · 06-24-2004, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
You're going to die soon

it's true

we've seen this before..

Reak · 06-24-2004, 06:43 PM

you need a blowjob

mrthumbs · 06-24-2004, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by klik
it's true we've seen this before..

yup XXXmaster and Tastylinks back in 2002

RIP

Holly · 06-24-2004, 06:53 PM

Hives are usually from some kind of allergy or reaction. Did you try taking some Benadryl? I'm going to guess some sort of lice or scabies.

Vitasoy · 06-24-2004, 06:53 PM

That sounds nasty.

fr33pr0n · 06-24-2004, 07:31 PM

I started taking benadryl last night. I've never had an allergic reaction to anything in my entire life - until now that is.

Is it common for crabs, scabies or something like that to show up on your neck and scalp instead of near your genetalia? There has got to be some GFYers that have fucked skankier women than this one so please do tell

David! · 06-24-2004, 07:33 PM

Dude, just go see a doctor

fr33pr0n · 06-24-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by PussyMan
Dude, just go see a doctor

Don't worry Pussyman - I already have an appointment scheduled.

emthree · 06-24-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by PussyMan
Dude, just go see a doctor

So why the hell do they call you the pussy man?! You are suppose to be an expert on these things.

DESIREbyDESIGN · 06-24-2004, 08:15 PM

The good news is I doubt VERY much that you have a scabies (or mite) infestation.

If you have not had scabies before it would take approx. 2 to 6 weeks before you would start to experience any symptoms.

When scabies are present they create pimple-like irritations and burrows, which itch predominantly at night, infecting areas other than those you have described.

The rate of 'infestation', symptoms you have described and the areas that you are experiencing 'hives' makes this seem extremely unlikely.

Consider throughly what other changes have taken place in your routine.

Have you started using any new hair or skin products, been gardening etc?

Did the "exposure" take place at her place or yours?

The reason I ask is that there are so many other variables/contaminants to consider in an "uncontrol environment" (eg pets, products, hygiene etc).

Prior to attending your Dr's appt I recommend a mild oral anti-histamine and a liberal application of a topical anti-histamine cream to the inflammed areas IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING ITCHING.

(ALWAYS READ THE INSTRUCTIONS)

Keep the inflammed areas clean, dry and exposed.

A cold compress with aloe vera gel/juice may also assist cut down the inflammation.

Good luck!

gornyhuy · 06-24-2004, 08:21 PM

Fuck that, don't take any chances - get to a doctor pronto!

NoCarrier · 06-24-2004, 08:27 PM

Found that picture on the internet for you.

It's the acute HIV symptoms.

Did you use a condom?

Go see a doctor ASAP. They might be able to give you some tritherapy pills to fight the virus right away !!!

David! · 06-24-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by emthree
So why the hell do they call you the pussy man?! You are suppose to be an expert on these things.

Let's put it this way; If after a sexual encounter I get anything on me that remotely resembles any kind of malignant attack, I would run to the nearest doctor.
Being an expert on pussy doesn't mean you have to gamble with your health

NBDesign · 06-24-2004, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Found that picture on the internet for you.

It's the acute HIV symptoms.

Did you use a condom?

Go see a doctor ASAP. They might be able to give you some tritherapy pills to fight the virus right away !!!

HIV does not happen over night... it takes months to get to that level... so if that is what this person has.. it is not from the girl he had sex with last night.

But you should go see a Dr. ASAP...

NoCarrier · 06-24-2004, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by NBDesign
HIV does not happen over night... it takes months to get to that level... so if that is what this person has.. it is not from the girl he had sex with last night.

But you should go see a Dr. ASAP...

Thanks for ruining my joke!

But you're still wrong. The accute HIV symptoms do not take years to appear. Around 75% of people getting infected with HIV will have symptoms within a couple of weeks after infection. But the symptoms go away..

They are mononucleosis-like symptoms. So Enlarged lymph nodes, a tonsilitis, fever, extreme fatigue.. etc..

After that, it might be a couple of years before AIDS appear..

stephanie m. · 06-24-2004, 08:56 PM

You are probably just allergic to her perfume or something

NBDesign · 06-24-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Thanks for ruining my joke!

But you're still wrong. The accute HIV symptoms do not take years to appear. Around 75% of people getting infected with HIV will have symptoms within a couple of weeks after infection. But the symptoms go away..

They are mononucleosis-like symptoms. So Enlarged lymph nodes, a tonsilitis, fever, extreme fatigue.. etc..

After that, it might be a couple of years before AIDS appear..

sorry... didn't mean to ruin it... thought you were serious

yeah... but still several weeks is not overnight...

The red dot shit happens much later.. I guess HIV has advanced... last thing i remember reading said it took months to show up and be harmful... but hey... I am no dr.

again... sorry for ruining the joke... my bad

Madd · 06-24-2004, 09:14 PM

Nembrionic · 06-24-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by fr33pr0n
I started taking benadryl last night. I've never had an allergic reaction to anything in my entire life - until now that is.

Is it common for crabs, scabies or something like that to show up on your neck and scalp instead of near your genetalia? There has got to be some GFYers that have fucked skankier women than this one so please do tell

Face it man...you have just turned gay overnight!
You're allergic to women

fr33pr0n · 06-24-2004, 09:21 PM

I know it takes more than 1 day to get advanced HIV symptoms so the joke wouldn't have scared me anyhow. I had a blood test done just a few weeks ago and the doc said my blood work looked good then as well...

She also had a really dirty long haired dog at her house, so it is possible that I just suddenly became allergic to pet hair. Nonetheless I have a doc appt. on monday. If it clears up by then I will cancel it, but if it gets worse I will go!

fr33pr0n · 06-24-2004, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by Nembrionic
Face it man...you have just turned gay overnight!
You're allergic to women

She was a fatty, so could I be allergic to fat women?

Nembrionic · 06-24-2004, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by fr33pr0n
She was a fatty, so could I be allergic to fat women?

Nah...you know how it works

rakeback · 06-25-2004, 02:34 AM

*Dr Drew voice: "Your Gay"

Quatermain · 06-25-2004, 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by fr33pr0n
I fucked some girl friday night, and the very next day hives popped up on my neck. Now I have hive bumps in my hair and they are big and fucking hurt. So, all you doctors, please diagnose me.

I will compare results with a real doctor monday.

It's likely a mild psoriatic infection. To skip the visit to the doc and costly referral to epidemiologist, do a little home brew microbiology.

Next time you?re urinating, quickly pass your finger through mid stream, and then press your finger to middle point of your tongue.

If the taste is on the acidic side, then you know its likely psoriasis, or similar microbiotic infection. If the taste is more on the sweet side go to the emergency room at the earliest chance possible.

[Brian] · 06-25-2004, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Quatermain
It's likely a mild psoriatic infection. To skip the visit to the doc and costly referral to epidemiologist, do a little home brew microbiology.

Next time you?re urinating, quickly pass your finger through mid stream, and then press your finger to middle point of your tongue.

If the taste is on the acidic side, then you know its likely psoriasis, or similar microbiotic infection. If the taste is more on the sweet side go to the emergency room at the earliest chance possible.

lol

DESIREbyDESIGN · 06-27-2004, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Quatermain
It's likely a mild psoriatic infection. To skip the visit to the doc and costly referral to epidemiologist, do a little home brew microbiology.

Next time you?re urinating, quickly pass your finger through mid stream, and then press your finger to middle point of your tongue.

If the taste is on the acidic side, then you know its likely psoriasis, or similar microbiotic infection. If the taste is more on the sweet side go to the emergency room at the earliest chance possible.

BlueQuartz · 06-27-2004, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Quatermain
It's likely a mild psoriatic infection. To skip the visit to the doc and costly referral to epidemiologist, do a little home brew microbiology.

Next time you?re urinating, quickly pass your finger through mid stream, and then press your finger to middle point of your tongue.

If the taste is on the acidic side, then you know its likely psoriasis, or similar microbiotic infection. If the taste is more on the sweet side go to the emergency room at the earliest chance possible.

06-24-2004, 06:36 PM	#1
fr33pr0n Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Your momma's bedroom Posts: 67	GFY Doctors please diagnose me I fucked some girl friday night, and the very next day hives popped up on my neck. Now I have hive bumps in my hair and they are big and fucking hurt. So, all you doctors, please diagnose me. I will compare results with a real doctor monday. __________________ Here's my ARS sig: ARS=THEIVES

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fr33pr0n Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Your momma's bedroom Posts: 67	I started taking benadryl last night. I've never had an allergic reaction to anything in my entire life - until now that is. Is it common for crabs, scabies or something like that to show up on your neck and scalp instead of near your genetalia? There has got to be some GFYers that have fucked skankier women than this one so please do tell __________________ Here's my ARS sig: ARS=THEIVES

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DESIREbyDESIGN Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: AUSTRALIA Posts: 239	The good news is I doubt VERY much that you have a scabies (or mite) infestation. If you have not had scabies before it would take approx. 2 to 6 weeks before you would start to experience any symptoms. When scabies are present they create pimple-like irritations and burrows, which itch predominantly at night, infecting areas other than those you have described. The rate of 'infestation', symptoms you have described and the areas that you are experiencing 'hives' makes this seem extremely unlikely. Consider throughly what other changes have taken place in your routine. Have you started using any new hair or skin products, been gardening etc? Did the "exposure" take place at her place or yours? The reason I ask is that there are so many other variables/contaminants to consider in an "uncontrol environment" (eg pets, products, hygiene etc). Prior to attending your Dr's appt I recommend a mild oral anti-histamine and a liberal application of a topical anti-histamine cream to the inflammed areas IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING ITCHING. (ALWAYS READ THE INSTRUCTIONS) Keep the inflammed areas clean, dry and exposed. A cold compress with aloe vera gel/juice may also assist cut down the inflammation. Good luck! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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fr33pr0n Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Your momma's bedroom Posts: 67	I know it takes more than 1 day to get advanced HIV symptoms so the joke wouldn't have scared me anyhow. I had a blood test done just a few weeks ago and the doc said my blood work looked good then as well... She also had a really dirty long haired dog at her house, so it is possible that I just suddenly became allergic to pet hair. Nonetheless I have a doc appt. on monday. If it clears up by then I will cancel it, but if it gets worse I will go! __________________ Here's my ARS sig: ARS=THEIVES

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