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MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 12:27 PM

Okay so it was our first time getting massages. So we go there and it's just all shady kinda...no sign nothing on the door. So I told the lady...just a massage right? She smiled and nodded...weird

Went in the room and my boyfriend went in his and she made me get almost naked!!!! Just my panties, she even took my bra off for me...weird!!! So the massage was nice, but I got weirded out when she pulled my panties like half way down my butt, she was gettin kinda close to my cookie too when she did in between my legs. Mind you the whole time she's doing that....I'm wanting to kill my boyfriend cause I know that fucker has a raging hard on if the other chick was doing the same stuff.

Then she made me flip over!!! Naked (well almost) she did like above my boobs...my face, my tummy and front of my legs. Then she lifted each leg and started between my legs again, I didn't know if I was going to be molested or not (all those things you hear about chinese massage parlors) and I was a lil nervous. All in all it was a good experience, and yeah my man got a woody and had to apologize for it.

They did ask for tips, also. $10.00 each was good right? It cost 40.00 for the massage.

It did feel REALLY good though, now that I know what to expect, I'm looking forward to next time.

Does everyones massages go like this? I really thought it was going to be much different.

Shannon

Juicy D. Links · 06-24-2004, 12:29 PM

I need a pic of your "cookie" please

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I need a pic of your "cookie" please

lol...my cookie stays covered!

Raf1 · 06-24-2004, 12:40 PM

that description made me want to get one...

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 12:43 PM

Yeah I'm talking to my friend about it now....she's planning it already. =)

I think if you're sitting at the computer all the time like we do...it can be really beneficial. I'll make a regular habit out of it now.

DarkJedi · 06-24-2004, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Does everyones massages go like this? I really thought it was going to be much different.

yes, any decent massage is like that.
it should also last no less than 2 hours.
nothing weird. you should think of them as doctors.

the part where you man got wood and had to apologise was funny.

Azure Sales · 06-24-2004, 12:54 PM

Exactly how its supposed to be, except usually they ask you if you want your front done first.

But sounds very normal.

C-Bass · 06-24-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I need a pic of your "cookie" please

I'll second that request

HammerALL · 06-24-2004, 12:56 PM

I don't know - that kind of sounds like a Rub and Tub to me - was there any other women waiting to get a massage or just - lonely looking guys?

RyanL · 06-24-2004, 12:57 PM

You mean getting a wood during a massage isn't normal?

TheWildcard · 06-24-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Raf1
that description made me want to get one...

Lol yeah. My dick is as hard as the rocky mountains now.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by TheWildcard
Lol yeah. My dick is as hard as the rocky mountains now.

Owning a phone sex company, I'm sure I could have went into much more detail that naturally would have made you explode. But I kept it true. =) I have to admit though...it was a lil exciting

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by AAA Ryan
You mean getting a wood during a massage isn't normal?

My friend just told me it's normal. She also said if you toot during a massage it's a compliment?? I don't know what I would have done had something like that happened.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Mario
I don't know - that kind of sounds like a Rub and Tub to me - was there any other women waiting to get a massage or just - lonely looking guys?

There were no other people in there besides us two and three of the ladies.

See how I was thinking it was shady? No signs, windows covered and they didn't speak much english.

DarkJedi · 06-24-2004, 01:08 PM

define 'toot'

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
yes, any decent massage is like that.
it should also last no less than 2 hours.
nothing weird. you should think of them as doctors.

the part where you man got wood and had to apologise was funny.

Two hours would have been nice. I just wish we had smoked a lil more before we went in...so I could have just relaxed completely.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
define 'toot'

Passing gas? =) Shooting a bunny? Elephant under the chair? You know....TOOT!

Nismo · 06-24-2004, 01:09 PM

It's a shame you didn't get the "Happy Ending."

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Nismo
It's a shame you didn't get the "Happy Ending."

Well, I have yet to swing that way. So...the massage was just fine for me. We talked about it the whole way home, comparing. Definitely an experience.

I'll get the happy ending tonight! =)

Oh, one thing that really sucks, is I got poison ivy at a horse show this past weekend, so I could not get my hands done...I have blisters!! That really sucked.

Spunky · 06-24-2004, 01:15 PM

I think I want to be a massuse

EscortBiz · 06-24-2004, 01:15 PM

i have the video

DarkJedi · 06-24-2004, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Passing gas? =) Shooting a bunny? Elephant under the chair? You know....TOOT!

SykkBoy · 06-24-2004, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
My friend just told me it's normal. She also said if you toot during a massage it's a compliment?? I don't know what I would have done had something like that happened.

I love nothing more than to be in the middle of a kickass deep massage and letting loose with a nosehair curling fart...

"how about them Cubs?" PFFFFFTTTTTT "yeah, they could go all the way this year, I'm sure"

bad_girl · 06-24-2004, 01:19 PM

One way to avoid shady places is asking them when you are booking your massages if their masseuse is a Registered Massage Therapist, if not, qhy bother? Its not normal for them to touch near your butt or breasts, however, being in your skiivies is.

BG

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
i have the video

Was she making funny faces at me? I was wondering about that.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by bad_girl
One way to avoid shady places is asking them when you are booking your massages if their masseuse is a Registered Massage Therapist, if not, qhy bother? Its not normal for them to touch near your butt or breasts, however, being in your skiivies is.

BG

Well they had some certifications on the wall. And she was like...in my butt cheeks, you know? Like...just where your hiney forms? It was weird, but I was not sure if it was normal or not so I didn't want to offend her. She never actually TOUCHED my stuff, but she came pretty damn close. The other chick didn't massage my boyfriends butt like the girl did mine.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
I think I want to be a massuse

Lemme know when you're ready!

SykkBoy · 06-24-2004, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
The other chick didn't massage my boyfriends butt like the girl did mine.

probably because he tooted

bad_girl · 06-24-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Well they had some certifications on the wall. And she was like...in my butt cheeks, you know? Like...just where your hiney forms? It was weird, but I was not sure if it was normal or not so I didn't want to offend her. She never actually TOUCHED my stuff, but she came pretty damn close. The other chick didn't massage my boyfriends butt like the girl did mine.

Well 40 bucks, I would like to know where you go, I always spend at least 90.

My rule of thumb is to book a couples massagE, that way if any freaky stuff happens, the other person witnesses it.

bjs24 · 06-24-2004, 01:26 PM

Thats a normal experience. My massages turned weird when I started having her come to my house. She was all for it and brought along her massage table and the first couple times it was great but after the massages were over she started staying longer and longer. It got weird, worse than a woman wanting to cuddle after sex because your so relaxed you just want to lay there. I eventually told her to hit the road which sucked because she was good.

Theo · 06-24-2004, 01:27 PM

Shannon,i'll do you for free!

JDog · 06-24-2004, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Does everyones massages go like this? I really thought it was going to be much different.

I've heard about some of those places. Around my area, or actually in the China town areas and Brea, there are massage places that have been raided, because you don't just get a massage.

jDoG

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by bad_girl
Well 40 bucks, I would like to know where you go, I always spend at least 90.

My rule of thumb is to book a couples massagE, that way if any freaky stuff happens, the other person witnesses it.

Every place that I called in my local paper was about the same...some 50.00 some 40.00. My sister had someone come to her house and it cost her 60.00 for the hour, but we're not talking so I could not ask her about any of this.

I'm in Philadelphia, and I know they have "those" kind of places here too...I just took a chance that this place was normal.

Shannon

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
Shannon,i'll do you for free!

Wow, how did I get so lucky? You just wanna touch my hiney!

bad_girl · 06-24-2004, 01:40 PM

I would think if the place was shady they would screen their clients a little more? I certainly hope these chicks weren't scantily clad.

BG

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by bad_girl
I would think if the place was shady they would screen their clients a little more? I certainly hope these chicks weren't scantily clad.

BG

No, actually they were not. The one who was "doing" me wore a skirt, shirt and sandals..and they're like spider man and shit too! Before I knew it she was on the bed straddling me (not in a pervert way) but I did't even feel her climb on or anything..she was just magically there!

I don't really remember what the chick doing my man was wearing, but it wasn't anything unordinary.

LexiLexxx · 06-24-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
No, actually they were not. The one who was "doing" me wore a skirt, shirt and sandals..and they're like spider man and shit too! Before I knew it she was on the bed straddling me (not in a pervert way) but I did't even feel her climb on or anything..she was just magically there!

I don't really remember what the chick doing my man was wearing, but it wasn't anything unordinary.

This story is so funny!!!!

Can you tell me a little more about your phone sex company?
I'm interested

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-24-2004, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by LexiLexxx
This story is so funny!!!!

Can you tell me a little more about your phone sex company?
I'm interested

Interested as in working? or just in general? =)

Shannon

LexiLexxx · 06-24-2004, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Interested as in working? or just in general? =)

Shannon

Working!!!!

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MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,976	Massage was kewl, but WEIRD Okay so it was our first time getting massages. So we go there and it's just all shady kinda...no sign nothing on the door. So I told the lady...just a massage right? She smiled and nodded...weird Went in the room and my boyfriend went in his and she made me get almost naked!!!! Just my panties, she even took my bra off for me...weird!!! So the massage was nice, but I got weirded out when she pulled my panties like half way down my butt, she was gettin kinda close to my cookie too when she did in between my legs. Mind you the whole time she's doing that....I'm wanting to kill my boyfriend cause I know that fucker has a raging hard on if the other chick was doing the same stuff. Then she made me flip over!!! Naked (well almost) she did like above my boobs...my face, my tummy and front of my legs. Then she lifted each leg and started between my legs again, I didn't know if I was going to be molested or not (all those things you hear about chinese massage parlors) and I was a lil nervous. All in all it was a good experience, and yeah my man got a woody and had to apologize for it. They did ask for tips, also. $10.00 each was good right? It cost 40.00 for the massage. It did feel REALLY good though, now that I know what to expect, I'm looking forward to next time. Does everyones massages go like this? I really thought it was going to be much different. Shannon

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bad_girl Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 757	One way to avoid shady places is asking them when you are booking your massages if their masseuse is a Registered Massage Therapist, if not, qhy bother? Its not normal for them to touch near your butt or breasts, however, being in your skiivies is. BG __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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