Massage was kewl, but WEIRD
 

Okay so it was our first time getting massages. So we go there and it's just all shady kinda...no sign nothing on the door. So I told the lady...just a massage right? She smiled and nodded...weird

Went in the room and my boyfriend went in his and she made me get almost naked!!!! Just my panties, she even took my bra off for me...weird!!! So the massage was nice, but I got weirded out when she pulled my panties like half way down my butt, she was gettin kinda close to my cookie too when she did in between my legs. Mind you the whole time she's doing that....I'm wanting to kill my boyfriend cause I know that fucker has a raging hard on if the other chick was doing the same stuff.

Then she made me flip over!!! Naked (well almost) she did like above my boobs...my face, my tummy and front of my legs. Then she lifted each leg and started between my legs again, I didn't know if I was going to be molested or not (all those things you hear about chinese massage parlors) and I was a lil nervous. All in all it was a good experience, and yeah my man got a woody and had to apologize for it.

They did ask for tips, also. $10.00 each was good right? It cost 40.00 for the massage.

It did feel REALLY good though, now that I know what to expect, I'm looking forward to next time.

Does everyones massages go like this? I really thought it was going to be much different.

Shannon

I need a pic of your "cookie" please

lol...my cookie stays covered!

that description made me want to get one...:Graucho

Yeah I'm talking to my friend about it now....she's planning it already. =)

I think if you're sitting at the computer all the time like we do...it can be really beneficial. I'll make a regular habit out of it now.

yes, any decent massage is like that.
it should also last no less than 2 hours.
nothing weird. you should think of them as doctors.

the part where you man got wood and had to apologise was funny.

Exactly how its supposed to be, except usually they ask you if you want your front done first.

But sounds very normal.

I'll second that request

I don't know - that kind of sounds like a Rub and Tub to me - was there any other women waiting to get a massage or just - lonely looking guys?

You mean getting a wood during a massage isn't normal?

:eyecrazy

Lol yeah. My dick is as hard as the rocky mountains now.

Owning a phone sex company, I'm sure I could have went into much more detail that naturally would have made you explode. But I kept it true. =) I have to admit though...it was a lil exciting :winkwink:

My friend just told me it's normal. She also said if you toot during a massage it's a compliment?? I don't know what I would have done had something like that happened. :helpme

There were no other people in there besides us two and three of the ladies.

See how I was thinking it was shady? No signs, windows covered and they didn't speak much english.

define 'toot'

Two hours would have been nice. I just wish we had smoked a lil more before we went in...so I could have just relaxed completely.

Passing gas? =) Shooting a bunny? Elephant under the chair? You know....TOOT!

It's a shame you didn't get the "Happy Ending." :winkwink:

Well, I have yet to swing that way. So...the massage was just fine for me. We talked about it the whole way home, comparing. Definitely an experience.

I'll get the happy ending tonight! =)

Oh, one thing that really sucks, is I got poison ivy at a horse show this past weekend, so I could not get my hands done...I have blisters!! That really sucked.

I think I want to be a massuse

i have the video

I love nothing more than to be in the middle of a kickass deep massage and letting loose with a nosehair curling fart...

"how about them Cubs?" PFFFFFTTTTTT "yeah, they could go all the way this year, I'm sure"

One way to avoid shady places is asking them when you are booking your massages if their masseuse is a Registered Massage Therapist, if not, qhy bother? Its not normal for them to touch near your butt or breasts, however, being in your skiivies is.


BG

Was she making funny faces at me? I was wondering about that.

Well they had some certifications on the wall. And she was like...in my butt cheeks, you know? Like...just where your hiney forms? It was weird, but I was not sure if it was normal or not so I didn't want to offend her. She never actually TOUCHED my stuff, but she came pretty damn close. The other chick didn't massage my boyfriends butt like the girl did mine.

Lemme know when you're ready!

probably because he tooted

Well 40 bucks, I would like to know where you go, I always spend at least 90.


My rule of thumb is to book a couples massagE, that way if any freaky stuff happens, the other person witnesses it.

Thats a normal experience. My massages turned weird when I started having her come to my house. She was all for it and brought along her massage table and the first couple times it was great but after the massages were over she started staying longer and longer. It got weird, worse than a woman wanting to cuddle after sex because your so relaxed you just want to lay there. I eventually told her to hit the road which sucked because she was good.

Shannon,i'll do you for free!

I've heard about some of those places. Around my area, or actually in the China town areas and Brea, there are massage places that have been raided, because you don't just get a massage.

jDoG

Every place that I called in my local paper was about the same...some 50.00 some 40.00. My sister had someone come to her house and it cost her 60.00 for the hour, but we're not talking so I could not ask her about any of this.

I'm in Philadelphia, and I know they have "those" kind of places here too...I just took a chance that this place was normal.

Shannon

Wow, how did I get so lucky? You just wanna touch my hiney! :winkwink:

I would think if the place was shady they would screen their clients a little more? I certainly hope these chicks weren't scantily clad.


BG

No, actually they were not. The one who was "doing" me wore a skirt, shirt and sandals..and they're like spider man and shit too! Before I knew it she was on the bed straddling me (not in a pervert way) but I did't even feel her climb on or anything..she was just magically there!

I don't really remember what the chick doing my man was wearing, but it wasn't anything unordinary.

This story is so funny!!!!
:1orglaugh

Can you tell me a little more about your phone sex company?
I'm interested :)

:thumbsup

Interested as in working? or just in general? =)

Shannon

Working!!!!

:thumbsup