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Old 06-24-2004, 10:12 AM   #1
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Here Comes The Judge
State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for "pumping it up" on bench
JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend." (9 pages)
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Old 06-24-2004, 10:12 AM   #2
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Old 06-24-2004, 10:14 AM   #3
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I wonder if it was Judge Joe Brown
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Old 06-24-2004, 10:15 AM   #4
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Old 06-24-2004, 10:17 AM   #5
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Old 06-24-2004, 10:20 AM   #6
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Old 06-24-2004, 10:24 AM   #7
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But the question is who is he masturbating to?

During a murder trial? Did seeing pictures of the victim turn him on? WTF...

Or did the Juror with the huge tits and cleavage do it for him...

Theres places for this and its not during a damn trial
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Old 06-24-2004, 10:26 AM   #8
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I knew Judge Judy had a penis
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Old 06-24-2004, 10:29 AM   #9
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Old 06-24-2004, 11:06 AM   #12
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judge voyeur?
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Old 06-24-2004, 12:24 PM   #19
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Here Comes The Judge
State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for "pumping it up" on bench
JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend." (9 pages)
That's funny.
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Old 06-24-2004, 12:25 PM   #20
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they should be gentle on him...Everyones gotta beat off
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Old 06-24-2004, 12:28 PM   #22
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But the question is who is he masturbating to?

During a murder trial? Did seeing pictures of the victim turn him on? WTF...

Or did the Juror with the huge tits and cleavage do it for him...

Theres places for this and its not during a damn trial
that was what i first thought of while laughing my ass off
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Old 06-24-2004, 12:44 PM   #25
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remember judge judy? just imagine wot she did...
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That is too funny!
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What an absolute piece of shit. It's always nice to know the law is in good hands.
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