Become a certified Kung Fu Blackbelt in five easylessons for just $499.00 - GoFuckYourself.com

Hazen · 03-09-2001, 06:36 PM

Jesus, SPAM has stooped to new levels! I got this one the other day. It's got some good marketing points though:

"A $1000 Dollar Value"
"Can you handle the respect that comes with the rank of Blackbelt??"
"A notarized certificate of authenticity"

Geeze, and when I go to the bottom to see if there is a "unsubscribe" list (which I think half the time the bastards use that to ADD you onto some kind of list or verify your email address) it says that I gotta call a friggen number! 954.340.1628.

Gawd! If they're trying to make it hard to unsubscribe they might as well just say "To unsubscribe please send a self addressed, stamped envelope to..."

At least if it looks like I'm going to get into a fight, flashing my certificate should scare them away.

Rip · 03-09-2001, 06:38 PM

I got 5 of the same email today from email-prom.net

someone should image src them

HQ · 03-09-2001, 06:41 PM

god damn it, i got that fucking message twice today too.

HOW DO YOU REPORT/STOP SPAM MAIL?!?!?

and what do you mean by, 'someone should image src them'? what is that?

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blakkfrogg · 03-09-2001, 08:31 PM

hey... I got the same message and so did the Sys admin at my dayjob. Hmmm.... asshole spammers.

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Balljoints · 03-09-2001, 08:49 PM

I only got it once. But the reason may be because I blocked their ass the first time I got that fucking spam...

Balljoints

Tanker · 03-09-2001, 09:07 PM

I too got the message and I got me a Black belt and certificate for my wall being fedexed should have it Monday

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Exxxotica · 03-09-2001, 09:23 PM

I got that spam today too, but it's not the one upset me.

Some fucker hit me up on ICQ telling me to check out his site. When I clicked on the link, it redirected me to a CP site. Fucking sick...very young girls.

I have a sick feeling in my stomach, and Im feeling very disturbed...I think im going to go out...get really drunk...then pay a visit to various housholds of conviceted child molestors...with my fuckin baseball bat.

On a more productive note...does anybody know where I can report this guy?

Gemini · 03-09-2001, 11:37 PM

reportchildporn.com and http://www.asacp.org/ are two to use to report CP.

On the kung fu?! I just flash the olds mans Karate cert with the 8th degree on it. lol He calls Kung fu monkey fighting with more intensity put in to smart moves and ducking the fight. Just wade in and womp em a few and they get the idea. If you can't take a punch then don't throw one!

Wizzo, can you market that in an MLM format for us? We'll give you Roscoe PPPPPPPPP. Coltranes cut from Boss Hawg, 10% of 10% guaranteed!

03-09-2001, 06:36 PM	#1
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	Become a certified Kung Fu Blackbelt in five easylessons for just $499.00 Jesus, SPAM has stooped to new levels! I got this one the other day. It's got some good marketing points though: "A $1000 Dollar Value" "Can you handle the respect that comes with the rank of Blackbelt??" "A notarized certificate of authenticity" Geeze, and when I go to the bottom to see if there is a "unsubscribe" list (which I think half the time the bastards use that to ADD you onto some kind of list or verify your email address) it says that I gotta call a friggen number! 954.340.1628. Gawd! If they're trying to make it hard to unsubscribe they might as well just say "To unsubscribe please send a self addressed, stamped envelope to..." At least if it looks like I'm going to get into a fight, flashing my certificate should scare them away.

03-09-2001, 06:38 PM	#2
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	I got 5 of the same email today from email-prom.net someone should image src them

03-09-2001, 06:41 PM	#3
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	god damn it, i got that fucking message twice today too. HOW DO YOU REPORT/STOP SPAM MAIL?!?!? and what do you mean by, 'someone should image src them'? what is that? ------------------ HQ [This message has been edited by HQ (edited 03-09-2001).]

03-09-2001, 08:31 PM	#4
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	hey... I got the same message and so did the Sys admin at my dayjob. Hmmm.... asshole spammers. ------------------ Got Galleries? Post Your Fetish Galleries Here

03-09-2001, 08:49 PM	#5
Balljoints Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indiana Posts: 357	I only got it once. But the reason may be because I blocked their ass the first time I got that fucking spam... Balljoints

03-09-2001, 09:07 PM	#6
Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	I too got the message and I got me a Black belt and certificate for my wall being fedexed should have it Monday ------------------ Tanker

03-09-2001, 09:23 PM	#7
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I got that spam today too, but it's not the one upset me. Some fucker hit me up on ICQ telling me to check out his site. When I clicked on the link, it redirected me to a CP site. Fucking sick...very young girls. I have a sick feeling in my stomach, and Im feeling very disturbed...I think im going to go out...get really drunk...then pay a visit to various housholds of conviceted child molestors...with my fuckin baseball bat. On a more productive note...does anybody know where I can report this guy?

03-09-2001, 11:37 PM	#8
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	reportchildporn.com and http://www.asacp.org/ are two to use to report CP. On the kung fu?! I just flash the olds mans Karate cert with the 8th degree on it. lol He calls Kung fu monkey fighting with more intensity put in to smart moves and ducking the fight. Just wade in and womp em a few and they get the idea. If you can't take a punch then don't throw one! Wizzo, can you market that in an MLM format for us? We'll give you Roscoe PPPPPPPPP. Coltranes cut from Boss Hawg, 10% of 10% guaranteed!