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Hazen · 03-09-2001, 06:36 PM

Jesus, SPAM has stooped to new levels! I got this one the other day. It's got some good marketing points though:

"A $1000 Dollar Value"
"Can you handle the respect that comes with the rank of Blackbelt??"
"A notarized certificate of authenticity"

Geeze, and when I go to the bottom to see if there is a "unsubscribe" list (which I think half the time the bastards use that to ADD you onto some kind of list or verify your email address) it says that I gotta call a friggen number! 954.340.1628.

Gawd! If they're trying to make it hard to unsubscribe they might as well just say "To unsubscribe please send a self addressed, stamped envelope to..."

At least if it looks like I'm going to get into a fight, flashing my certificate should scare them away.

03-09-2001, 06:36 PM
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	Become a certified Kung Fu Blackbelt in five easylessons for just $499.00 Jesus, SPAM has stooped to new levels! I got this one the other day. It's got some good marketing points though: "A $1000 Dollar Value" "Can you handle the respect that comes with the rank of Blackbelt??" "A notarized certificate of authenticity" Geeze, and when I go to the bottom to see if there is a "unsubscribe" list (which I think half the time the bastards use that to ADD you onto some kind of list or verify your email address) it says that I gotta call a friggen number! 954.340.1628. Gawd! If they're trying to make it hard to unsubscribe they might as well just say "To unsubscribe please send a self addressed, stamped envelope to..." At least if it looks like I'm going to get into a fight, flashing my certificate should scare them away.