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Become a certified Kung Fu Blackbelt in five easylessons for just $499.00
Jesus, SPAM has stooped to new levels! I got this one the other day. It's got some good marketing points though:
"A $1000 Dollar Value"
"Can you handle the respect that comes with the rank of Blackbelt??"
"A notarized certificate of authenticity"
Geeze, and when I go to the bottom to see if there is a "unsubscribe" list (which I think half the time the bastards use that to ADD you onto some kind of list or verify your email address) it says that I gotta call a friggen number! 954.340.1628.
Gawd! If they're trying to make it hard to unsubscribe they might as well just say "To unsubscribe please send a self addressed, stamped envelope to..."
At least if it looks like I'm going to get into a fight, flashing my certificate should scare them away.
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