my brother is clueless with women - GoFuckYourself.com

xenigo · 06-22-2004, 04:18 AM

I didn't think anyone could be this clueless, but my brother has proven me wrong. The girl he was talking to dropped the biggest hint in the world that she wanted his number, and he just didn't get it.

http://www.serialmedia.com/brother.htm

Candice · 06-22-2004, 04:19 AM

hmmmm, do you think GFY can solve this little issue?

xenigo · 06-22-2004, 04:21 AM

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Originally posted by Candice
hmmmm, do you think GFY can solve this little issue?

GFY solves all my issues.

Tex Willer · 06-22-2004, 04:26 AM

xenigo: I'm going to hit you over the head if you don't go give her your number
brother : ok

jade_dragon · 06-22-2004, 04:26 AM

You should pay some women to just hang out with him and take pitty on him to teach him about women. The best way to get women is to learn them! Do not get the man prostitutes, just find college girls and convince them he is a charity case that they will get payed for (is that really charity?) and there is no sex involved, unless you wanna get him layed and they are all for it, hell two consenting adults and some money for her "time" is right on the line of legal ;)

beemk · 06-22-2004, 04:36 AM

tell him to write it in huge letters on a piece of paper and next time he goes in there give it to her and say "heres how i write my number, give me a call". i dont really give my number to girls though. if you want to get with her you should have control over when you want to talk to her.

btw..... what ever happened with that dumb ass girl who was falling for the bank deposit scam a while back u posted a convo for?

beemk · 06-22-2004, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by jade_dragon
You should pay some women to just hang out with him and take pitty on him to teach him about women. The best way to get women is to learn them! Do not get the man prostitutes, just find college girls and convince them he is a charity case that they will get payed for (is that really charity?) and there is no sex involved, unless you wanna get him layed and they are all for it, hell two consenting adults and some money for her "time" is right on the line of legal ;)

you're crazy. girls dont know what to tell guys. they will tell him something like "you have to be nice to girls to get with them" etc.

girls like assholes but dont ever admit it. they will give him bad advice guranteed.

xenigo · 06-22-2004, 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
you're crazy. girls dont know what to tell guys. they will tell him something like "you have to be nice to girls to get with them" etc.

girls like assholes but dont ever admit it. they will give him bad advice guranteed.

Exactly. Girls are more clueless than anyone when it comes to advice on other girls. They are so clueless it's absolutely pathetic. No wait, you're right... they KNOW they like assholes, but they couldn't keep your respect if they admitted that, so they feed you the "I like nice guys" bullshit instead.

xenigo · 06-22-2004, 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
btw..... what ever happened with that dumb ass girl who was falling for the bank deposit scam a while back u posted a convo for?

The only thing she will tell me is that it "didn't end up working out... and only got paid once". She won't elaborate to any extent... and whenever I try to ask for more details she freaks out just like in that conversation.

beemk · 06-22-2004, 04:47 AM

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Originally posted by xenigo
The only thing she will tell me is that it "didn't end up working out... and only got paid once". She won't elaborate to any extent... and whenever I try to ask for more details she freaks out just like in that conversation.

hahahah typical

xxxbruce · 06-22-2004, 04:54 AM

alexg · 06-22-2004, 05:48 AM

brother: she was like, "do you wanna fuck me in the ass, then shoot your jizz all over my face?"
brother: and I didn't really reply..lol
brother: then it hit me...maybe she liked me or something? maybe I shoud have given her my number....

Reak · 06-22-2004, 05:50 AM

uhmm.. ok

eiht_98 · 06-22-2004, 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by alexg
brother: she was like, "do you wanna fuck me in the ass, then shoot your jizz all over my face?"
brother: and I didn't really reply..lol
brother: then it hit me...maybe she liked me or something? maybe I shoud have given her my number....

sweet7 · 06-22-2004, 07:34 AM

yeah that's pretty bad

TheWildcard · 06-22-2004, 07:46 AM

So umm, did he go back?

sherie · 06-22-2004, 08:16 AM

Most men are!

06-22-2004, 04:18 AM	#1
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Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	uhmm.. ok

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