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xenigo 06-22-2004 04:18 AM

my brother is clueless with women
 
I didn't think anyone could be this clueless, but my brother has proven me wrong. The girl he was talking to dropped the biggest hint in the world that she wanted his number, and he just didn't get it.

http://www.serialmedia.com/brother.htm

Candice 06-22-2004 04:19 AM

hmmmm, do you think GFY can solve this little issue? :winkwink:

xenigo 06-22-2004 04:21 AM

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Originally posted by Candice
hmmmm, do you think GFY can solve this little issue? :winkwink:
GFY solves all my issues. :Graucho

Tex Willer 06-22-2004 04:26 AM

xenigo: I'm going to hit you over the head if you don't go give her your number
brother : ok

:1orglaugh

jade_dragon 06-22-2004 04:26 AM

You should pay some women to just hang out with him and take pitty on him to teach him about women. The best way to get women is to learn them! Do not get the man prostitutes, just find college girls and convince them he is a charity case that they will get payed for (is that really charity?) and there is no sex involved, unless you wanna get him layed and they are all for it, hell two consenting adults and some money for her "time" is right on the line of legal ;)

beemk 06-22-2004 04:36 AM

tell him to write it in huge letters on a piece of paper and next time he goes in there give it to her and say "heres how i write my number, give me a call". i dont really give my number to girls though. if you want to get with her you should have control over when you want to talk to her.

btw..... what ever happened with that dumb ass girl who was falling for the bank deposit scam a while back u posted a convo for?

beemk 06-22-2004 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by jade_dragon
You should pay some women to just hang out with him and take pitty on him to teach him about women. The best way to get women is to learn them! Do not get the man prostitutes, just find college girls and convince them he is a charity case that they will get payed for (is that really charity?) and there is no sex involved, unless you wanna get him layed and they are all for it, hell two consenting adults and some money for her "time" is right on the line of legal ;)
you're crazy. girls dont know what to tell guys. they will tell him something like "you have to be nice to girls to get with them" etc.

girls like assholes but dont ever admit it. they will give him bad advice guranteed.

xenigo 06-22-2004 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
you're crazy. girls dont know what to tell guys. they will tell him something like "you have to be nice to girls to get with them" etc.

girls like assholes but dont ever admit it. they will give him bad advice guranteed.

Exactly. Girls are more clueless than anyone when it comes to advice on other girls. They are so clueless it's absolutely pathetic. No wait, you're right... they KNOW they like assholes, but they couldn't keep your respect if they admitted that, so they feed you the "I like nice guys" bullshit instead.

xenigo 06-22-2004 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
btw..... what ever happened with that dumb ass girl who was falling for the bank deposit scam a while back u posted a convo for?
The only thing she will tell me is that it "didn't end up working out... and only got paid once". She won't elaborate to any extent... and whenever I try to ask for more details she freaks out just like in that conversation.

beemk 06-22-2004 04:47 AM

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Originally posted by xenigo
The only thing she will tell me is that it "didn't end up working out... and only got paid once". She won't elaborate to any extent... and whenever I try to ask for more details she freaks out just like in that conversation.
hahahah typical

xxxbruce 06-22-2004 04:54 AM

nice

alexg 06-22-2004 05:48 AM

brother: she was like, "do you wanna fuck me in the ass, then shoot your jizz all over my face?"
brother: and I didn't really reply..lol
brother: then it hit me...maybe she liked me or something? maybe I shoud have given her my number....

Reak 06-22-2004 05:50 AM

uhmm.. ok

eiht_98 06-22-2004 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by alexg
brother: she was like, "do you wanna fuck me in the ass, then shoot your jizz all over my face?"
brother: and I didn't really reply..lol
brother: then it hit me...maybe she liked me or something? maybe I shoud have given her my number....


sweet7 06-22-2004 07:34 AM

yeah that's pretty bad

TheWildcard 06-22-2004 07:46 AM

So umm, did he go back?

sherie 06-22-2004 08:16 AM

Most men are!


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