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06-21-2004, 10:34 PM
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The world is full of stupid people.
Yeah yeah...I know you are already aware of this fact but I still want to share this story with you.
I get these calls a few times a week. Male Caller: Hey...uh...I'm calling about your ad...Are you hiring guys? Me: Cool, can you please read me the BOTTOM line of the ad? Male Caller: Uh...sure...Let me find it....... ok.....(Reads entire ad EXCEPT for the bottom line) Me: That's great, now could you please read me the BOTTOM line of the ad? Male Caller: Female callers only. Me: Thank you....(Click) READ THE FUCKING AD YOU ILLITERATE PRICK! Not to mention that's it's 10:30pm and the guy just called. As if this is a normal business hour or something. |
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06-21-2004, 10:35 PM
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In Tushy Land
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lol. I got pissed last night when a lady calls me at like 8:30 trying to sell me health insurance. It was a fucking sunday night they should have known better.
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06-21-2004, 10:36 PM
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holla
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sorry, ill try normal business hours next time  you didnt have to bring this to the boards  |
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06-21-2004, 10:36 PM
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06-21-2004, 10:38 PM
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I need a beer
 
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I was lonely and needed a friend
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06-21-2004, 10:39 PM
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The Video Specialist
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Putting cash over ass each and every God damn day.
I dig that. 
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06-21-2004, 10:41 PM
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06-21-2004, 10:44 PM
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The Profiler
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06-21-2004, 10:49 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Hmmm...caller ID says Gloria Mendez.
I should call back and see if she wants to get into adult vids. Probably his mom's house. |
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06-21-2004, 10:52 PM
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H.B.I.C.
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LMFAO! |
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06-21-2004, 10:56 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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sorry
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06-21-2004, 10:56 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Unless you are in Vancouver, WA...It wasn't you.  |
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06-21-2004, 10:58 PM
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Registered User
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I hear ya, when I run ads for models in the local paper the exact same thing happens over and over and over again. Dumb Mother Fuckers.
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06-21-2004, 11:10 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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the world is full of stupid people
and they are always the ones taking my order, standing in front of me taking up everyone's time when all i want to do is exchange a fucking pair of pants....and they take up the goddamn elbow rest at theaters....and their fucking kids won't keep the fucking footballs of my goddamned yard fuck!
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06-21-2004, 11:27 PM
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Die With Your Boots On
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06-21-2004, 11:29 PM
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Sofa King Band
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I remember that exact same conversation happening a couple of times when we hit that baseball game in Seattle.
It's funny as hell to listen to, but I can see how it would get frustrating after a while. |
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06-21-2004, 11:31 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Yeah...You've seen me to that shit first hand. I love it when they make themself feel stupid like that. |
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