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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    The world is full of stupid people.

    Yeah yeah...I know you are already aware of this fact but I still want to share this story with you.

    I get these calls a few times a week.


    Male Caller: Hey...uh...I'm calling about your ad...Are you hiring guys?

    Me: Cool, can you please read me the BOTTOM line of the ad?

    Male Caller: Uh...sure...Let me find it.......

    ok.....(Reads entire ad EXCEPT for the bottom line)

    Me: That's great, now could you please read me the BOTTOM line of the ad?

    Male Caller: Female callers only.

    Me: Thank you....(Click)

    READ THE FUCKING AD YOU ILLITERATE PRICK!

    Not to mention that's it's 10:30pm and the guy just called. As if this is a normal business hour or something.
  • Sosa
    In Tushy Land
    • Oct 2002
    • 40149

    #2
    lol. I got pissed last night when a lady calls me at like 8:30 trying to sell me health insurance. It was a fucking sunday night they should have known better.

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    • brizzad
      holla
      • Jul 2003
      • 11769

      #3
      Originally posted by AaronM
      Yeah yeah...I know you are already aware of this fact but I still want to share this story with you.

      I get these calls a few times a week.


      Male Caller: Hey...uh...I'm calling about your ad...Are you hiring guys?

      Me: Cool, can you please read me the BOTTOM line of the ad?

      Male Caller: Uh...sure...Let me find it.......

      ok.....(Reads entire ad EXCEPT for the bottom line)

      Me: That's great, now could you please read me the BOTTOM line of the ad?

      Male Caller: Female callers only.

      Me: Thank you....(Click)

      READ THE FUCKING AD YOU ILLITERATE PRICK!

      Not to mention that's it's 10:30pm and the guy just called. As if this is a normal business hour or something.


      sorry, ill try normal business hours next time you didnt have to bring this to the boards

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      • AaronM
        GFY Royality ;)
        • Oct 2001
        • 46917

        #4
        Originally posted by brizzad
        you didnt have to bring this to the boards
        People keep telling me that.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          I was lonely and needed a friend

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          • Tofu
            The Video Specialist
            • Jul 2003
            • 5615

            #6
            Putting cash over ass each and every God damn day.

            I dig that.
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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46917

              #7
              Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
              Putting cash over ass each and every God damn day.

              I dig that.
              Go on and let the players play.

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              • digifan
                The Profiler
                • Oct 2002
                • 14618

                #8
                Originally posted by AaronM
                Yeah yeah...I know you are already aware of this fact but I still want to share this story with you.

                I get these calls a few times a week.


                Male Caller: Hey...uh...I'm calling about your ad...Are you hiring guys?

                Me: Cool, can you please read me the BOTTOM line of the ad?

                Male Caller: Uh...sure...Let me find it.......

                ok.....(Reads entire ad EXCEPT for the bottom line)

                Me: That's great, now could you please read me the BOTTOM line of the ad?

                Male Caller: Female callers only.

                Me: Thank you....(Click)

                READ THE FUCKING AD YOU ILLITERATE PRICK!

                Not to mention that's it's 10:30pm and the guy just called. As if this is a normal business hour or something.
                [email protected]
                Webair Rocks

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Hmmm...caller ID says Gloria Mendez.

                  I should call back and see if she wants to get into adult vids.

                  Probably his mom's house.

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                  • TurboAngel
                    H.B.I.C.
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 30122

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AaronM
                    Hmmm...caller ID says Gloria Mendez.

                    I should call back and see if she wants to get into adult vids.

                    Probably his mom's house.

                    LMFAO!



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                    • SleazyDream
                      I'm here for SPORT
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 41470

                      #11
                      sorry
                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                      Now read without the word dog.

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                      • AaronM
                        GFY Royality ;)
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46917

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                        sorry

                        Unless you are in Vancouver, WA...It wasn't you.

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                        • fr33pr0n
                          Registered User
                          • May 2004
                          • 67

                          #13
                          I hear ya, when I run ads for models in the local paper the exact same thing happens over and over and over again. Dumb Mother Fuckers.
                          Here's my ARS sig:

                          ARS=THEIVES

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                          • SykkBoy2
                            Jesus loves bacon
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 19969

                            #14
                            the world is full of stupid people
                            and they are always the ones taking my order, standing in front of me taking up everyone's time when all i want to do is exchange a fucking pair of pants....and they take up the goddamn elbow rest at theaters....and their fucking kids won't keep the fucking footballs of my goddamned yard

                            fuck!
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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AaronM
                              Hmmm...caller ID says Gloria Mendez.

                              I should call back and see if she wants to get into adult vids.

                              Probably his mom's house.

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                              • StuartD
                                Sofa King Band
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 29903

                                #16
                                I remember that exact same conversation happening a couple of times when we hit that baseball game in Seattle.

                                It's funny as hell to listen to, but I can see how it would get frustrating after a while.
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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46917

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                  I remember that exact same conversation happening a couple of times when we hit that baseball game in Seattle.

                                  It's funny as hell to listen to, but I can see how it would get frustrating after a while.

                                  Yeah...You've seen me to that shit first hand. I love it when they make themself feel stupid like that.

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