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According to the CDC - Where is the highest concentration of urine in a restaurant?
According to the Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Where is the highest concentration of urine in a restaurant excluding the bathroom?? |
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Kitchen sink.
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yeah I was going to say the sink...that's where I go when I'm too lazy to go upstairs
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ummmm..... the Sushi Chef's hands?
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Your food ?
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The entrance.
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The customers bladders
![]() Ok the drain hole in the kitchen, or if your in a major city the steps leading inside or the steps leading toward the delivery entrance. |
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The utensil handles? Doorknobs? Bladder?
C'mon, spill it! pun intended |
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Your seat?
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Candies / mints / toothpicks available when exiting.
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the cups of peanuts on the bar
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chicken soup
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The parking lot?
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nono in front of the restaraunt where people piss when they're drunk and/or homeless
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Ding Ding Ding,,,,we have a wiener ![]() think abt it,,,most people taking mints or toothpics just took a piss in the bathroom. |
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blech! Thank god I never eat out.. not after working at a restaurant when I was a kid. lol dayum
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I would never eat a mint from a restaurant anyways, so that doesn't bother me so much.
It's touching the handle on the inside of the bathroom door that grosses me out. Because EVERYONE that didn't wash their hands touched it. |
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Yeah really.. you're supposed to wash and dry your hands, then open the door with the towel, THEN throw the towel away.
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The pipes under the bathroom that carry the urine but are still on restaurant property.
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A little piss never killed anyone..
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Urine is sterile. Probably cleaner than most water you drink in large cities.
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Let's do some business.
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