Blakk Frogg's Inability to interpret life. - GoFuckYourself.com

Joe Dangle · 02-28-2001, 07:12 PM

Well her is the thing I have this friend (BF) he is a really cool person but he has this distorted view of reality. He thinks that the whole world sits around every night surfing for porn. He eats, drinks, and breaths porn. I?ve tried to tell him that there is a great big world out there but he doesn?t believe me. I?ve tried to send him pictures of national parks, scenic views of mountains, and even sent him a sight with live cameras on the beach. I?ve tried everything I can think of but I don?t know how to get him out from in front of his computer, but nothing seems to work. I even went as far as to hire a hooker for him but he didn?t want anything to do with her. I can?t say that I blame him. So let me ask you if you had a good friend like this, what would you do to get him out from in front of the computer? I don?t want to seem him hurt himself.

Help me help him find the truth.

Thank you,
J.D.

Lensman · 03-02-2001, 02:04 AM

I'll move this to the General forum

fredicus · 03-02-2001, 03:33 PM

Eerrr...
I'm not sure I understand the problem

Tho I'm slightly concerned by the lack of any mention of alcohol abuse

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XXXforU · 03-02-2001, 03:40 PM

You could do what my wife does... just turn the damn thing off, get in the car and go somewhere.

Sometimes it's just hard to get away from the screen, but YOU'RE right their is alot more to life than starring at this damn screen!

blakkfrogg · 03-02-2001, 05:40 PM

Heh-heh-heh... Joe Dangle is talking about me, that rat bastard. I've known this guy for quite some time now -- nearly 13 or 14 years. He's a great guy... when he isn't out molesting field mice.

I get away from the computers once in a while. Of course I do. Have to use the bathroom and/or get another beer. It's just how things go. Really, it is.

So, I think I've hit all the high points. And now, as soon as Mr. Dingleberry, er, Dangle gets back from his weekend vacation, I'm going to hit him -- with my car.

ROFLMAO

Y'all be good now, ya' hear?

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blakkfrogg · 03-02-2001, 05:42 PM

And furthermore that bit about the hooker isn't true. He never brought her over. Instead, he kept her chained to his bed for 24 hours while he repeatedly covered her in motor oil and licked every bit of it off of her. Kinky is one thing, but did I forget to mention that she was 57 years old, fat, hairy and related to Dan Quayle?

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Joe Dangle · 03-04-2001, 12:12 AM

I would just like to see you try and hit me with your car. Considering the fact the you can't even get into that bust lunk of aluminum foil you are currently calling an automobile. By the way did you ever super glue the key back together.

When young "Mr." BlackkFrogg here refers to his "car" he neglects to mention the fact that the car that he is currently driving is a 1984 Ford Festiva that at one point was Yellow, but now is mostly rust colored. Oh, except for a few miscellaneous bumper stickers covering the rust spots that have conveniently turned into ventilation.

My favorite bumper sticker is the one that reads " If you get any closer I'll flick a Bugger on your windshield." Which pretty much sums up the personality of BlackkFrogg. Which is Beat up, Rusted old thing, tired, annoying to look at (in that pitiful sort of way, the way you feel when you see a dog that is to short trying to get a drink out of the toile bowl but just can?t do it.). His message is self-serving and lacks any glimmer integrity and all it?s good for is sucking any fuel (i.e beer) that is left around.

Well I suppose that this could both ways considering the fact that it?s 2am and I?m up on the computer while my girlfriend is laying in bed next me.

What?s that honey, ah I must be going now.

Hazen · 03-04-2001, 10:10 AM

I had a friend that had a friend who had a porn problem. It was rumored that he would eat porn for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Going for too long without it would lead to a hunger that needed to be craved. I'm not sure whatever happened to the guy. I just hope he didn't drown in a sea of his own sperm.

Joe Dangle · 03-04-2001, 07:32 PM

Well Hazen I appreciate the information, but if I Know BF the way you know your friend, I'm fairly sure the he is either blowing sperm bubbles or making sperm-cakes by now. Oh and any product that he produces will be beer-battered, heavily beer-batter.

I?ll call him in a little while just to make sure the he has not dehydrated himself from over exertion or rendered himself unconscious from hitting his head on the computer screen in a feeble attempt to make his time spent in front of the computer more ?life-like.?

Enchantress · 03-04-2001, 10:13 PM

Okay, that is so gross, cuz he sent me cakes just the other day and said they were pudding cakes. I told him that they tasted salty and a little like chlorine, but he insisted that there must have been some taste depletion during shipping.

I feel so dirty now.

Enchantress

blakkfrogg · 03-05-2001, 01:21 PM

I dare say that all of you are WAY too kind to me and it is kind of flattering to know that so many of you have devoted so much of your time to making me feel good about myself.

As repayment for your kindness I would like to take all of you out to a park. A nice park. The kind of park where I will have no problem disposing of your bodies.

Have a nice day, you worthless balls of cow dribble. Oh, and I hope you enjoyed the boxes of feces-covered chocolates I sent each of you last week.

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Joe Dangle · 03-05-2001, 04:08 PM

Enchantress,

Either he was trying to poison you or he got really excited when he was mixing the batter. BF tends to get excited when he holds long, round and hard objects in his hands. He also likes to lick the ?batter? off the end when he is done mixing.

note to self, don?t eat ice-cream at BF?s house.

Enchantress in the future if you receive any packages form BF write on the label address unknown; put the package down carefully; then immediately start looking for a new place to live. As a matter of fact you should not even waste any more time reading this start now, he has to much information about you. Quick close the shades he could be watching you right now. Further more he could be watching me right now; I must be going now. I can feel his presents wait I can smell him??? help me?..

Joe Dangle · 03-05-2001, 04:22 PM

Enchantress

You see he is trying to kill us slowly. I, unlike Enchantress don?t eat any think you give me, I know better. I only eat or drink from unopened beer bottles or food that has been pick up be myself or delivered by an independent party. I? have known you way way way way way way to long to not know any better.

By the way those didn?t look like feces-covered chocolate balls. They were just small enough to be chocolate covered frog balls. I always knew that you were into strange things over at that house, but I never knew that you were into mailing your naughty bits out to people. I always wondered does it hurt when you sew those back on.

02-28-2001, 07:12 PM	#1
Joe Dangle Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Don't Let Them Ride You Hard and Put You Away Wet. Posts: 54	Blakk Frogg's Inability to interpret life. Well her is the thing I have this friend (BF) he is a really cool person but he has this distorted view of reality. He thinks that the whole world sits around every night surfing for porn. He eats, drinks, and breaths porn. I?ve tried to tell him that there is a great big world out there but he doesn?t believe me. I?ve tried to send him pictures of national parks, scenic views of mountains, and even sent him a sight with live cameras on the beach. I?ve tried everything I can think of but I don?t know how to get him out from in front of his computer, but nothing seems to work. I even went as far as to hire a hooker for him but he didn?t want anything to do with her. I can?t say that I blame him. So let me ask you if you had a good friend like this, what would you do to get him out from in front of the computer? I don?t want to seem him hurt himself. Help me help him find the truth. Thank you, J.D.

03-02-2001, 02:04 AM	#2
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	I'll move this to the General forum

03-02-2001, 03:33 PM	#3
fredicus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: UK Posts: 286	Eerrr... I'm not sure I understand the problem Tho I'm slightly concerned by the lack of any mention of alcohol abuse ------------------ unlikely to be Y3K Compliant ------------------------- Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

03-02-2001, 03:40 PM	#4
XXXforU Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Lick my Ballz Posts: 151	You could do what my wife does... just turn the damn thing off, get in the car and go somewhere. Sometimes it's just hard to get away from the screen, but YOU'RE right their is alot more to life than starring at this damn screen!

03-02-2001, 05:40 PM	#5
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Heh-heh-heh... Joe Dangle is talking about me, that rat bastard. I've known this guy for quite some time now -- nearly 13 or 14 years. He's a great guy... when he isn't out molesting field mice. I get away from the computers once in a while. Of course I do. Have to use the bathroom and/or get another beer. It's just how things go. Really, it is. So, I think I've hit all the high points. And now, as soon as Mr. Dingleberry, er, Dangle gets back from his weekend vacation, I'm going to hit him -- with my car. ROFLMAO Y'all be good now, ya' hear? ------------------ Got Galleries? Post Your Fetish Galleries Here

03-02-2001, 05:42 PM	#6
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	And furthermore that bit about the hooker isn't true. He never brought her over. Instead, he kept her chained to his bed for 24 hours while he repeatedly covered her in motor oil and licked every bit of it off of her. Kinky is one thing, but did I forget to mention that she was 57 years old, fat, hairy and related to Dan Quayle? ------------------ Got Galleries? Post Your Fetish Galleries Here

03-04-2001, 12:12 AM	#7
Joe Dangle Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Don't Let Them Ride You Hard and Put You Away Wet. Posts: 54	I would just like to see you try and hit me with your car. Considering the fact the you can't even get into that bust lunk of aluminum foil you are currently calling an automobile. By the way did you ever super glue the key back together. When young "Mr." BlackkFrogg here refers to his "car" he neglects to mention the fact that the car that he is currently driving is a 1984 Ford Festiva that at one point was Yellow, but now is mostly rust colored. Oh, except for a few miscellaneous bumper stickers covering the rust spots that have conveniently turned into ventilation. My favorite bumper sticker is the one that reads " If you get any closer I'll flick a Bugger on your windshield." Which pretty much sums up the personality of BlackkFrogg. Which is Beat up, Rusted old thing, tired, annoying to look at (in that pitiful sort of way, the way you feel when you see a dog that is to short trying to get a drink out of the toile bowl but just can?t do it.). His message is self-serving and lacks any glimmer integrity and all it?s good for is sucking any fuel (i.e beer) that is left around. Well I suppose that this could both ways considering the fact that it?s 2am and I?m up on the computer while my girlfriend is laying in bed next me. What?s that honey, ah I must be going now.

03-04-2001, 10:10 AM	#8
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	I had a friend that had a friend who had a porn problem. It was rumored that he would eat porn for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Going for too long without it would lead to a hunger that needed to be craved. I'm not sure whatever happened to the guy. I just hope he didn't drown in a sea of his own sperm.

03-04-2001, 07:32 PM	#9
Joe Dangle Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Don't Let Them Ride You Hard and Put You Away Wet. Posts: 54	Well Hazen I appreciate the information, but if I Know BF the way you know your friend, I'm fairly sure the he is either blowing sperm bubbles or making sperm-cakes by now. Oh and any product that he produces will be beer-battered, heavily beer-batter. I?ll call him in a little while just to make sure the he has not dehydrated himself from over exertion or rendered himself unconscious from hitting his head on the computer screen in a feeble attempt to make his time spent in front of the computer more ?life-like.?

03-04-2001, 10:13 PM	#10
Enchantress Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wa. U.S.A Posts: 121	Okay, that is so gross, cuz he sent me cakes just the other day and said they were pudding cakes. I told him that they tasted salty and a little like chlorine, but he insisted that there must have been some taste depletion during shipping. I feel so dirty now. Enchantress

03-05-2001, 01:21 PM	#11
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	I dare say that all of you are WAY too kind to me and it is kind of flattering to know that so many of you have devoted so much of your time to making me feel good about myself. As repayment for your kindness I would like to take all of you out to a park. A nice park. The kind of park where I will have no problem disposing of your bodies. Have a nice day, you worthless balls of cow dribble. Oh, and I hope you enjoyed the boxes of feces-covered chocolates I sent each of you last week. ------------------ Got Galleries? Post Your Fetish Galleries Here

03-05-2001, 04:08 PM	#12
Joe Dangle Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Don't Let Them Ride You Hard and Put You Away Wet. Posts: 54	Enchantress, Either he was trying to poison you or he got really excited when he was mixing the batter. BF tends to get excited when he holds long, round and hard objects in his hands. He also likes to lick the ?batter? off the end when he is done mixing. note to self, don?t eat ice-cream at BF?s house. Enchantress in the future if you receive any packages form BF write on the label address unknown; put the package down carefully; then immediately start looking for a new place to live. As a matter of fact you should not even waste any more time reading this start now, he has to much information about you. Quick close the shades he could be watching you right now. Further more he could be watching me right now; I must be going now. I can feel his presents wait I can smell him??? help me?..

03-05-2001, 04:22 PM	#13
Joe Dangle Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Don't Let Them Ride You Hard and Put You Away Wet. Posts: 54	Enchantress You see he is trying to kill us slowly. I, unlike Enchantress don?t eat any think you give me, I know better. I only eat or drink from unopened beer bottles or food that has been pick up be myself or delivered by an independent party. I? have known you way way way way way way to long to not know any better. By the way those didn?t look like feces-covered chocolate balls. They were just small enough to be chocolate covered frog balls. I always knew that you were into strange things over at that house, but I never knew that you were into mailing your naughty bits out to people. I always wondered does it hurt when you sew those back on.