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I would just like to see you try and hit me with your car. Considering the fact the you can't even get into that bust lunk of aluminum foil you are currently calling an automobile. By the way did you ever super glue the key back together.
When young "Mr." BlackkFrogg here refers to his "car" he neglects to mention the fact that the car that he is currently driving is a 1984 Ford Festiva that at one point was Yellow, but now is mostly rust colored. Oh, except for a few miscellaneous bumper stickers covering the rust spots that have conveniently turned into ventilation.
My favorite bumper sticker is the one that reads " If you get any closer I'll flick a Bugger on your windshield." Which pretty much sums up the personality of BlackkFrogg. Which is Beat up, Rusted old thing, tired, annoying to look at (in that pitiful sort of way, the way you feel when you see a dog that is to short trying to get a drink out of the toile bowl but just can?t do it.). His message is self-serving and lacks any glimmer integrity and all it?s good for is sucking any fuel (i.e beer) that is left around.
Well I suppose that this could both ways considering the fact that it?s 2am and I?m up on the computer while my girlfriend is laying in bed next me.
What?s that honey, ah I must be going now.
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