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#1 |
GFY Chaperone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Adult.com
Posts: 9,846
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Win $500 today!
Brad Shaw has always been jealous of AP, now he has started a poetry contest on Netpond for people to critcize me for $100 thru Sunday and he'll pick the most critical. He has always tried to raise his profile my attacking others.
I'm raising the bar to $500. Whoever writes the best poem ON NETPOND about me by Sunday nite, I'll give $500. I'm the judge. We need some balance and truth over there. Post them on http://www.netpond.com/msgboard/ |
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#2 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,092
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Hey Joe, sorry I missed your call yesterday, I took Amy and the kids out to a movie and dinner. I'll call you today in just a bit. Amy and I are at Netpond now, give me 20 mins were writing a good one. You know you can always count on me to cover your back.
------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting |
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#3 |
GFY Chaperone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Adult.com
Posts: 9,846
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I'm heading out right now, call my cell instead.
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#4 |
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Pittsburg, Ca
Posts: 295
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Whats going on?? i take a few weeks away from the board, and all of a sudden i hear someone is in trouble??? Why all the Lensman flaming everywhere??
Whats going on Lens? ------------------ "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end!" "Why don't you go outside, and play 'Hide and GoFuckYourself'?" |
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#5 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,092
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OK I posted this on netpond (Excluding the P.S.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Joe'e never screwed me, and he's never screwed you. You visit his sites, and sit back and gander, then you open your mouths and shit out some slander. Joe is so nice, he's even so fair, How can you argue, Just how do you dare. Joe has a great site, I see them at night, If they don't get you hard, Then you just aint right. Lensman oh Lensman, have no fear, your loyal true friends will always be here. We will vouch for your program till the bitter end, Amateur Page hits we will always send. Your program is the tops in our book, We tell all who will listen, to go have a look. Joe your the best, and in no way a crook. Promoting your sites is a whole lot of fun, they convert like a mofo, and are second to none. So listen my friends while I make this point clear, Don't bad mouth lensman, Don't even dare! So if your looking for a sponsor who won't screw you on the net, Amateur Pages is a sure fire bet. P.S. Oh wait I must add this Amy has something to say, Your programs the best, and you always do pay. However, as I walk down the highway, laptop in hand, I have no new truck, "I Just Don't Understand" ![]() ------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting [This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 03-03-2001).] |
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#6 |
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Pittsburg, Ca
Posts: 295
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A true work of art lightning!
![]() ![]() ------------------ "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end!" "Why don't you go outside, and play 'Hide and GoFuckYourself'?" |
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#7 |
God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
Posts: 10,601
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Lightning and Amy, congrats ! I loved it. My english is poor, so I can't try Lensman
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#8 |
Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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It wont win, but it may get a few laughs! LOL Enjoy ya'll!!
------------ Until I read his thread, I didn't even know his name was Joe. Now he says to write a poem to win $500 and be the next Edgar Allen Poe. I never won anything in my life and I dont expect to win over the "regulars" of GFY. But to say that I know Joe would be a lie. He seems like a great man who doesnt take shit from anyone. Seems like the type of guy that if you mess with him, he'd shoot you in the ass with his gun. He has to be cool just to make a website with the name that it has. And to know that he probably thought about the name while sitting on a toliet and passing gas. The man's a genius, he could turn things into gold from poo. He's probably that kid in school you sat by that always sniffed glue. Anyways, my name is Jamie and I love your GFY website. Now go f*ck yourself, I'm tired of being polite!!! ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!" |
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#9 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Vietnam
Posts: 815
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that bought a tear to my eye lightning..
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#10 |
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kansas
Posts: 3,560
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I hate Netpond's bbs. Why don't they get organized.
I spent the day out of town & enjoying the nice weather (got up to 55* for a change). I log on this evening to update Shemp's categories & vist my haunts. Then I see this post so I just had to post at Netpond which I have not done since I first started doing this adult websites. Have I said how much I hate their bbs? Well, here's my entry until I can make a better one: Hey Joe (Jimi Hendrix Still Lives) Hey Joe! Where you going with that camera in your hand? Hey Joe! Now tell me where you going with that camera in your hand? I'm going down to shoot some hot ladies 'Cos I'm goin' to make them stars Yes I'm going down to shoot some hot ladies 'Cos I'm goin' to make them a star! Hey Joe! I heard you shot some hot ladies, yes you did! Hey Joe! I heard you shot some hot ladies that were hotties! Yeah, yes I did! I shot them You know I shot them 'cos I wanted to make them stars Yes i did! I shot them I shot them ladies 'cos they were hot ladies I gave them the bird, I shot them! Ooh hey Joe! Tell me what website are you going to use... now? Hey Joe! C'mon tell me what website are you gonna run now? Now don't you worry about me For everything I do turns to gold But traffic ain't free You've always been told Just you wait and see For gofuckyourself.com Will be the world's hottest bbs! ---- Hey can I help if I love that song ![]() ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction |
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#11 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Smilyville, USA
Posts: 157
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OOOH o.O Poetry, me specialty....I know nothing about you though. Can I still be a participant?
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#12 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie
Posts: 5,319
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Netpond Sucks big time thats the frist time I have been there for ages This BS is just another reason not to go there.
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#13 |
Datetronix.com
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chill-A-Wack BC
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I guess I'll lose my shitty 3 or 4 dollars a month
![]() ![]() Lensman is that $500 US money I wrote the fucking winning poem ![]() ![]() So if cutting Shaw down will win it I'll post it as soon as I see your reply P.S. anyone know how many lines you can put into a post ? will it take a 87 line post ? breaks included in note pad!! I guess I could test it here first :P Itchy ![]() [This message has been edited by Itchy (edited 03-04-2001).] |
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#14 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Smilyville, USA
Posts: 157
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Well, I went there to check it out and to post a poem. HELL WITH THAT, That has to be the shittiest message board I've EVER seen. I'd rather use cjb.nets message board. GEEZ how pathetic.
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#15 |
Datetronix.com
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And to think thats where the Y-not board all went so long ago
![]() Itchy ![]() You'll need to go back there later and read mine ![]() postem if you gotem ![]() [This message has been edited by Itchy (edited 03-04-2001).] |
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#16 |
赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Valley
Posts: 14,831
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I probably won't win the money, but so what it was fun.
Here is what posted: Hey Brad Shaw you are a fat fucking prick. Lensman, and AP don't use any tricks. You're just pissed, because this site sucks big dick. RedShoe, Poem Entry You could say that I'm a real poetic fucking genious. You could also say I suck. |
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#17 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 1,104
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I'm an aspiring musician and songwriter and I blew out my $1500 soundmodule this week. Really could do with that $500! I could have recorded the song too, but cant get the music without the sound module, so will have to do with the lyrics for now. Here's the song I'm posting at Netpond, Lensman, hope you like it!
Cash Cash baby (Lensman Mix) - by Hypo (To be sung to the tune of Ice Ice Baby, by Vanilla Ice) Yo Netponders, Let's kick it! Cash Cash Baby Cash Cash Baby Alright stop, Collaborate it's no scam Lensman's back with a brand new program Something, grabs the surfer tightly Flows through the crap banners daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I dont know Converting like hell and recurring more Every-new-day the cash flows heavily Making me rich and rich is so devilly Come lets rush to the programs that work They're killing com-pe-ti-tion that are just humbug Deadly, when I see the checks everyday Anything less than a grand, No way! Love it dont leave it, you keep gaining, hey Newbies and oldies, but cheaters no way! If there's a problem Lensman'll solve it Join in the fun while the CJs revolve it Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla) Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla) Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla) Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla) [This message has been edited by Hypo (edited 03-04-2001).] |
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#18 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Hey Thanks all of you who liked what I wrote. I see some other good ones going up.
I just have to say, that 500 bucks is always nice, but the real truth is that, Lensman and I do alot of business together, and this entire incident got blown WAY out of hand. So I spent my time with Amy (wife) trying to express our true feelings. Lensman may wear a pink dress on occassions, but he NEVER cheated a single person. So I will stand in his corner anyday. ------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting |
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#19 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: nomad
Posts: 518
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Lightning, you're right. This has gotten way out of hand. Leave it to Brad to start some shit like this. For those of you who don't know him, He's a loudmouth, arrogant son of a bitch, who gets his jollies by causing grief. It's one thing to stir up controversy, but he goes beyond that by hurling personal insults at people. 4 years ago I was the victim of his charming mannerisms and I had never even talked to the man before. He was obviously the fat kid in school that always got picked on and now feels the need to retaliate. The problem is, if he thinks he gets respect by being a nasty mother fucker, he's dead wrong. Usually if one gets tormented in school, one grows up with a little more character and empathy towards others. Unfortunately, in Brad's case, he just grew up to be an asshole.
And now, because he couldn't just keep posting on Netpond with nothing but insults at Lens, he offers money for people to do it for him. How fucking lame. Brad, if you're reading this, grow up and be a mensch. (that's a Jewish word that means, be a person, have some class about you.) Red ------------------ Red's Erotica You've never had story content on your site like this before. Original, funny, purely pornographic. |
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#20 |
Datetronix.com
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I agree with you Red I was around back then too read my poem you see(fucked up his girly freinds name though shit)
He was a fucked pig headed shit then and he still is today just thinks higher of himself now I don't ever rememeber Lens being a asshole Shaw is a minor player (copy cat player) and brad if your reading this and wondering Who I'm ![]() Go Fuck Yourself Itchy Someone trade me link good search engine name ![]() |
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#21 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,539
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i hate shit like this, but now you've got me interested.
can someone shed a little light on who this brad guy is? does he run is own money program? ------------------ HQ |
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#22 |
Datetronix.com
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#23 |
Datetronix.com
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http://www.bradleyshaw.com/
This shows how much he doesn't finsh things one of his first places I belive |
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#24 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Maryland, USA
Posts: 870
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Hey everyone, I wanted to add my few cents here. Lensman has good programs, and is honest. I would love to be able to write a good poem on that other board, but I cant write to well. I saw a few good poems from some people here and they are great. Lightning, I know you have helped me with some problems i ve had, But I never new you were such the poem writer... You did an awesome poem, I bet your wife wrote it..LOLLOL
Anyway Lensmen, you will come out on top of all this with friends Like Lightning, Itchy, skitz.. and all the rest. ------------------ Smiles |
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#25 |
Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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Hey Lensman when is the 'judgement' going to be?? I know Brad said after "The Man show" or some shit for his. I have no clue when that is on though. I LOVE those gurls that jump on the trampoline! LOL
![]() And yes, I am a bi-chick! ![]() ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!" |
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#26 |
Datetronix.com
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Babagirls
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#27 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 9,820
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hahahahaha,
I won $1000 and... where is my check???? |
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