OK I posted this on netpond (Excluding the P.S.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Joe'e never screwed me, and he's never screwed you.
You visit his sites, and sit back and gander, then you open your mouths and shit out some slander.
Joe is so nice, he's even so fair, How can you argue, Just how do you dare.
Joe has a great site, I see them at night, If they don't get you hard, Then you just aint right.
Lensman oh Lensman, have no fear, your loyal true friends will always be here.
We will vouch for your program till the bitter end, Amateur Page hits we will always send.
Your program is the tops in our book, We tell all who will listen, to go have a look. Joe your the best, and in no way a crook.
Promoting your sites is a whole lot of fun, they convert like a mofo, and are second to none.
So listen my friends while I make this point clear, Don't bad mouth lensman, Don't even dare!
So if your looking for a sponsor who won't screw you on the net, Amateur Pages is a sure fire bet.
P.S.
Oh wait I must add this Amy has something to say, Your programs the best, and you always do pay.
However, as I walk down the highway, laptop in hand, I have no new truck, "I Just Don't Understand"
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[This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 03-03-2001).]