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Old 06-20-2004, 03:08 AM   #1
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crazy night at the bar...

Was bar hopping with Dean Barbella this afternoon, and we were at a bar called O'Riley's. There was this SMOKIN' chick, I'm giving her a 10... absolutely gorgeous... and she was putting chapstick on her friend, and then turns to me, and puts chapstick on my lips too. She leaned over, and said something uninteligable, and kissed me on the cheek. So later on about a half hour later, I told her that she is just absolutely gorgeous... and she leaned over, opened her mouth ( as if she's going to kiss me ) but instead of kissing me she almost swallows my entire face!! Nose, lips, mouth... chin... I've never been kissed like this before.

Jesus christ...
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Old 06-20-2004, 03:27 AM   #2
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There was this SMOKIN' chick, I'm giving her a 10... absolutely gorgeous...
every chick can be smoking hot, it only depends on the number of beers
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Old 06-20-2004, 03:29 AM   #3
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every chick can be smoking hot, it only depends on the number of beers


but sounds like a great evening
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Old 06-20-2004, 03:29 AM   #4
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every chick can be smoking hot, it only depends on the number of beers
Ahh yes, but in this case she really was a hottie.
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Old 06-20-2004, 03:52 AM   #5
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Perhaps she was not even human and doesn't quite have this "sucking face-thing" down yet...?
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Old 06-20-2004, 03:54 AM   #6
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Ahh yes, but in this case she really was a hottie.
Ahh... so says every man wearing beer goggles.
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Old 06-20-2004, 03:57 AM   #7
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Ahh... so says every man wearing beer goggles.
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Old 06-20-2004, 06:45 AM   #8
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Was bar hopping with Dean Barbella this afternoon, and we were at a bar called O'Riley's. There was this SMOKIN' chick, I'm giving her a 10... absolutely gorgeous... and she was putting chapstick on her friend, and then turns to me, and puts chapstick on my lips too. She leaned over, and said something uninteligable, and kissed me on the cheek. So later on about a half hour later, I told her that she is just absolutely gorgeous... and she leaned over, opened her mouth ( as if she's going to kiss me ) but instead of kissing me she almost swallows my entire face!! Nose, lips, mouth... chin... I've never been kissed like this before.

Jesus christ...

she can probably deepthroat like mad
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Old 06-20-2004, 07:54 AM   #9
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she can probably deepthroat like mad
lol
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Old 06-20-2004, 07:57 AM   #10
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Thats nasty. I would backhand her.


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Old 06-20-2004, 07:59 AM   #11
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or was this just a dream?
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Nigga, did you hit it? don't come hear talking bout a fucking kiss, what is you 10 years old
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Old 06-20-2004, 08:59 AM   #13
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Nigga, did you hit it? don't come hear talking bout a fucking kiss, what is you 10 years old
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Old 06-20-2004, 09:02 AM   #14
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every chick can be smoking hot, it only depends on the number of beers
and how much makeup was put on too
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Old 06-20-2004, 09:04 AM   #15
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Was bar hopping with Dean Barbella this afternoon, and we were at a bar called O'Riley's. There was this SMOKIN' chick, I'm giving her a 10... absolutely gorgeous... and she was putting chapstick on her friend, and then turns to me, and puts chapstick on my lips too. She leaned over, and said something uninteligable, and kissed me on the cheek. So later on about a half hour later, I told her that she is just absolutely gorgeous... and she leaned over, opened her mouth ( as if she's going to kiss me ) but instead of kissing me she almost swallows my entire face!! Nose, lips, mouth... chin... I've never been kissed like this before.

Jesus christ...
What the fuck? Did she try to eat you?
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Old 06-20-2004, 02:22 PM   #16
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what happened then? did you fuck her? dont tell me you didnt.... please
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Old 06-20-2004, 02:28 PM   #17
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every chick can be smoking hot, it only depends on the number of beers
haha i'll second that... first hand experiences
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