crazy night at the bar...
 

Was bar hopping with Dean Barbella this afternoon, and we were at a bar called O'Riley's. There was this SMOKIN' chick, I'm giving her a 10... absolutely gorgeous... and she was putting chapstick on her friend, and then turns to me, and puts chapstick on my lips too. She leaned over, and said something uninteligable, and kissed me on the cheek. So later on about a half hour later, I told her that she is just absolutely gorgeous... and she leaned over, opened her mouth ( as if she's going to kiss me ) but instead of kissing me she almost swallows my entire face!! Nose, lips, mouth... chin... I've never been kissed like this before. :(

Jesus christ...

every chick can be smoking hot, it only depends on the number of beers :2 cents:

:Graucho

but sounds like a great evening :glugglug

Ahh yes, but in this case she really was a hottie. :)

Perhaps she was not even human and doesn't quite have this "sucking face-thing" down yet...?

Ahh... so says every man wearing beer goggles.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
she can probably deepthroat like mad

lol

Thats nasty. I would backhand her.


BG

or was this just a dream? :1orglaugh

Nigga, did you hit it? don't come hear talking bout a fucking kiss, what is you 10 years old

true true

and how much makeup was put on too :2 cents:

What the fuck? Did she try to eat you?

what happened then? did you fuck her? dont tell me you didnt.... please

haha i'll second that... first hand experiences :(