Porno Shop & Parafinalia Problem... - GoFuckYourself.com

Babagirls · 02-27-2001, 08:26 AM

Okay, tell me that THIS isnt FUCKED UP!

A friend and I went to a local porno shop, where they also sell parafinalia (sp?)(pipes,screens, bongs, etc.)

He wanted to buy a cleansing solution so that he can pass his drug test tomorrow.

He asked the sales clerk "How fast does it work before the test?" It says right on the package how long, but he couldn't find it on the box. And then SHE REFUSED TO SELL THE PRODUCT TO HIM!!!! She said because his intentions was to use it for a drug test. My friend said "I didnt say it was a DRUG test.." She still refused to sell the product. So we left and found it another shop.

Now, I know that if you buy a pipe or screens or a bong, you cant say that you are going to use it for weed otherwise they will refuse the sell. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT SHIT???

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sKiTz · 02-27-2001, 09:06 AM

The shops are all worried about getting set up by the cops.

Even in New York City, if you accidentally say "I want to look at bongs" instead of "I want to look at water pipes" you're asked to leave.

It's the fucking War on Drugs...

Hazen · 02-27-2001, 02:17 PM

LMFAO! Both of those are hilarious. Jesus, and to think that where I live, the damn ice cream truck sells drugs. There's even a snack van called "Munchie Patrol" that sells weed. I wonder if you have to beat around the bush with him too. "Uhh, you got some of that earth snack?"

Babagirls · 02-27-2001, 02:30 PM

LMFAO@ HAZEN!!! That'd be fucked up if you had to use 'alternative' words for getting weed off an ice cream truck! LOL

Don't under-estimate this world though! LOL

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Babagirls · 03-01-2001, 02:17 PM

UPDATE: My friend DID drink that stuff to clean the weed out of his system, took his piss test and he FAILED and they sent it to be Chemically Anylized and the stuff he drank to clean his system WILL show up!

*sniff sniff * I'm sad now...he's going to go back to jail

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kemp · 03-01-2001, 02:37 PM

I was once thrown out of a head shop because my friend said 'check out the crack pipes' one time. Now I wonder, how do they justify selling crack pipes? Are you supposed to be buying them for their artistic merit or something?

ace0r · 03-01-2001, 02:38 PM

hey BaBa how far is sussex from kenosha, wi? kenosha has some mighty fine shops, and they dont give a fuck what you ask for! i chief one of the guys out everytime i'm down there!

Babagirls · 03-01-2001, 02:43 PM

Ace0r, I'm about 30-45 mins away from Kenosha!

Do you live in Wisconsin??

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Hazen · 03-01-2001, 05:38 PM

Sorry to hear about that Babagirls.

At least the food is free

ace0r · 03-01-2001, 05:50 PM

nope, i live downtown chicago, but i'm in kenosha atleast once a month

Babagirls · 03-01-2001, 09:43 PM

Thanks Hazen

Ace0r, what do you do in Kenosha? Business or Pleasure?

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ace0r · 03-02-2001, 12:01 AM

depends on who i'm there with baba! if im with the woman, its MOSTLY business ( her providing business to all those outlet stores while i get to rack 'em up on the creditcard)

Killerelf · 03-02-2001, 02:00 AM

If you want to pass a drug test your best bet is to drink lots of water. When I say lots I mean LOTS. Enough that you pee every 2 minutes for a week. About a week before the test get an empty milk carton(one gallon size). Then fill it full of water. And Chug. Chug till you feel sick. Do it over and over and over. For a week. You will also probably lose about 10 pounds. But it is the only way to really pass it. And don't smoke that week either it helps!!

02-27-2001, 08:26 AM	#1
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	Porno Shop & Parafinalia Problem... Okay, tell me that THIS isnt FUCKED UP! A friend and I went to a local porno shop, where they also sell parafinalia (sp?)(pipes,screens, bongs, etc.) He wanted to buy a cleansing solution so that he can pass his drug test tomorrow. He asked the sales clerk "How fast does it work before the test?" It says right on the package how long, but he couldn't find it on the box. And then SHE REFUSED TO SELL THE PRODUCT TO HIM!!!! She said because his intentions was to use it for a drug test. My friend said "I didnt say it was a DRUG test.." She still refused to sell the product. So we left and found it another shop. Now, I know that if you buy a pipe or screens or a bong, you cant say that you are going to use it for weed otherwise they will refuse the sell. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT SHIT??? ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

02-27-2001, 09:06 AM	#2
sKiTz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hutchinson Island, FL, USA Posts: 244	The shops are all worried about getting set up by the cops. Even in New York City, if you accidentally say "I want to look at bongs" instead of "I want to look at water pipes" you're asked to leave. It's the fucking War on Drugs...

02-27-2001, 02:17 PM	#3
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	LMFAO! Both of those are hilarious. Jesus, and to think that where I live, the damn ice cream truck sells drugs. There's even a snack van called "Munchie Patrol" that sells weed. I wonder if you have to beat around the bush with him too. "Uhh, you got some of that earth snack?"

02-27-2001, 02:30 PM	#4
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	LMFAO@ HAZEN!!! That'd be fucked up if you had to use 'alternative' words for getting weed off an ice cream truck! LOL Don't under-estimate this world though! LOL ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

03-01-2001, 02:17 PM	#5
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	UPDATE: My friend DID drink that stuff to clean the weed out of his system, took his piss test and he FAILED and they sent it to be Chemically Anylized and the stuff he drank to clean his system WILL show up! sniff sniff I'm sad now...he's going to go back to jail ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

03-01-2001, 02:37 PM	#6
kemp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 392	I was once thrown out of a head shop because my friend said 'check out the crack pipes' one time. Now I wonder, how do they justify selling crack pipes? Are you supposed to be buying them for their artistic merit or something?

03-01-2001, 02:38 PM	#7
ace0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL Posts: 1,410	hey BaBa how far is sussex from kenosha, wi? kenosha has some mighty fine shops, and they dont give a fuck what you ask for! i chief one of the guys out everytime i'm down there!

03-01-2001, 02:43 PM	#8
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	Ace0r, I'm about 30-45 mins away from Kenosha! Do you live in Wisconsin?? ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

03-01-2001, 05:38 PM	#9
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	Sorry to hear about that Babagirls. At least the food is free

03-01-2001, 05:50 PM	#10
ace0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL Posts: 1,410	nope, i live downtown chicago, but i'm in kenosha atleast once a month

03-01-2001, 09:43 PM	#11
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	Thanks Hazen Ace0r, what do you do in Kenosha? Business or Pleasure? ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

03-02-2001, 12:01 AM	#12
ace0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL Posts: 1,410	depends on who i'm there with baba! if im with the woman, its MOSTLY business ( her providing business to all those outlet stores while i get to rack 'em up on the creditcard)

03-02-2001, 02:00 AM	#13
Killerelf Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 367	If you want to pass a drug test your best bet is to drink lots of water. When I say lots I mean LOTS. Enough that you pee every 2 minutes for a week. About a week before the test get an empty milk carton(one gallon size). Then fill it full of water. And Chug. Chug till you feel sick. Do it over and over and over. For a week. You will also probably lose about 10 pounds. But it is the only way to really pass it. And don't smoke that week either it helps!!