Porno Shop & Parafinalia Problem...
 

Okay, tell me that THIS isnt FUCKED UP!

A friend and I went to a local porno shop, where they also sell parafinalia (sp?)(pipes,screens, bongs, etc.)

He wanted to buy a cleansing solution so that he can pass his drug test tomorrow.

He asked the sales clerk "How fast does it work before the test?" It says right on the package how long, but he couldn't find it on the box. And then SHE REFUSED TO SELL THE PRODUCT TO HIM!!!! She said because his intentions was to use it for a drug test. My friend said "I didnt say it was a DRUG test.." She still refused to sell the product. So we left and found it another shop.

Now, I know that if you buy a pipe or screens or a bong, you cant say that you are going to use it for weed otherwise they will refuse the sell. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT SHIT???

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The shops are all worried about getting set up by the cops.

Even in New York City, if you accidentally say "I want to look at bongs" instead of "I want to look at water pipes" you're asked to leave.

It's the fucking War on Drugs...

LMFAO! Both of those are hilarious. Jesus, and to think that where I live, the damn ice cream truck sells drugs. There's even a snack van called "Munchie Patrol" that sells weed. I wonder if you have to beat around the bush with him too. "Uhh, you got some of that earth snack?"

LMFAO@ HAZEN!!! That'd be fucked up if you had to use 'alternative' words for getting weed off an ice cream truck! LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif Don't under-estimate this world though! LOL

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UPDATE: My friend DID drink that stuff to clean the weed out of his system, took his piss test and he FAILED and they sent it to be Chemically Anylized and the stuff he drank to clean his system WILL show up! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/eek.gif

*sniff sniff * I'm sad now...he's going to go back to jail http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

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A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

I was once thrown out of a head shop because my friend said 'check out the crack pipes' one time. Now I wonder, how do they justify selling crack pipes? Are you supposed to be buying them for their artistic merit or something?

hey BaBa how far is sussex from kenosha, wi? kenosha has some mighty fine shops, and they dont give a fuck what you ask for! i chief one of the guys out everytime i'm down there!

Ace0r, I'm about 30-45 mins away from Kenosha! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif Do you live in Wisconsin??

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A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

Sorry to hear about that Babagirls. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

At least the food is free http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

nope, i live downtown chicago, but i'm in kenosha atleast once a month

Thanks Hazen http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Ace0r, what do you do in Kenosha? Business or Pleasure? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

depends on who i'm there with baba! if im with the woman, its MOSTLY business ( her providing business to all those outlet stores while i get to rack 'em up on the creditcard)

If you want to pass a drug test your best bet is to drink lots of water. When I say lots I mean LOTS. Enough that you pee every 2 minutes for a week. About a week before the test get an empty milk carton(one gallon size). Then fill it full of water. And Chug. Chug till you feel sick. Do it over and over and over. For a week. You will also probably lose about 10 pounds. But it is the only way to really pass it. And don't smoke that week either it helps!!