My friend just got attacked by a BAT - GoFuckYourself.com

cluck · 06-17-2004, 05:03 PM

So a few of my buddies decide to stop by a few minutes ago and one rings my doorbell. There's a little power box above my door near the cieling of the overhang. A fucking bat flys out from above it and mauls the guy. I hear a doorbell ring followed by screams and "HOLY FUCK A BAT!" I look on the floor and notice the pile of bat shit.

NOW those damn jehovas witnesses will finally get what they deserve. I have an ATTACK BAT.

freeadultcontent · 06-17-2004, 05:04 PM

Now your friend gets to undergo many needle punctures to his belly. Inform him and hand him a beer, he will need it.

chemicaleyes · 06-17-2004, 05:05 PM

I read the title as "My friend just got attacked with a BAT" not "My friend just got attacked by a BAT" lol

chemicaleyes · 06-17-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
NOW those damn jehovas witnesses will finally get what they deserve. I have an ATTACK BAT.

WarChild · 06-17-2004, 05:07 PM

Make sure he goes to the hospital. Bats are rabies carriers.

cluck · 06-17-2004, 05:22 PM

Oh it didn't bite him or anything. It just flew at him and whooshed away. Scared him shitless though.

SlickRick · 06-17-2004, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by WarChild
Make sure he goes to the hospital. Bats are rabies carriers.

Ya what WarChild said. Cujo was attacked by a bat and that dog went mad.

Mr Pheer · 06-17-2004, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Now your friend gets to undergo many needle punctures to his belly. Inform him and hand him a beer, he will need it.

Rabies shots are no longer given in the belly. You get one in the bite location, then you return for a series of shots given in the arm, spaced out over several weeks.

unconnected · 06-17-2004, 06:11 PM

yea man.. if the guy actually got attacked by the bat(as in if the bat just didn't freak out and fly away) then chances are that bat has rabies.. Bats very very VERY rarely attack and the only time they do is usually if they have rabies.

pimplink · 06-17-2004, 07:19 PM

UHH that was nasty...I don't even like looking at bats...they kinda frighten me...they are ugly!!!

baddog · 06-17-2004, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
Oh it didn't bite him or anything. It just flew at him and whooshed away. Scared him shitless though.

dude, it does not have to bite you, if it got close enough for him to breathe the stuff that flies off them he is screwed . . . I suggest a visit to the emergency room now!

monica · 06-17-2004, 08:04 PM

It's also important to note that many people that get bitten by a bat don't even feel it.

Your friend would probably be wise to get the rabies shots just in case... it's a very sad way to die.

uno · 06-17-2004, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Now your friend gets to undergo many needle punctures to his belly. Inform him and hand him a beer, he will need it.

They don't do that anymore.

Hue G. Pness · 06-17-2004, 08:58 PM

Yep looks like rabies shots for your buddy. I lived in a city once with lots of frat houses. One day I checked the news and it seems one of the frat houses was invaded by bats. The frat guys decided to attack them with tennis rackets. The news story ended with how all the frat guys were going to end up with weeks of rabies treatments. HAHA

06-17-2004, 05:03 PM	#1
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	My friend just got attacked by a BAT So a few of my buddies decide to stop by a few minutes ago and one rings my doorbell. There's a little power box above my door near the cieling of the overhang. A fucking bat flys out from above it and mauls the guy. I hear a doorbell ring followed by screams and "HOLY FUCK A BAT!" I look on the floor and notice the pile of bat shit. NOW those damn jehovas witnesses will finally get what they deserve. I have an ATTACK BAT. __________________ icq 279990726 www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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06-17-2004, 05:22 PM	#6
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Oh it didn't bite him or anything. It just flew at him and whooshed away. Scared him shitless though. __________________ icq 279990726 www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

06-17-2004, 06:11 PM	#9
unconnected Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,025	yea man.. if the guy actually got attacked by the bat(as in if the bat just didn't freak out and fly away) then chances are that bat has rabies.. Bats very very VERY rarely attack and the only time they do is usually if they have rabies. __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Make sure he goes to the hospital. Bats are rabies carriers.

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pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	UHH that was nasty...I don't even like looking at bats...they kinda frighten me...they are ugly!!! __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!

06-17-2004, 08:04 PM	#12
monica Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 220	It's also important to note that many people that get bitten by a bat don't even feel it. Your friend would probably be wise to get the rabies shots just in case... it's a very sad way to die. __________________ monica AT monicaweb DOT net

06-17-2004, 08:58 PM	#14
Hue G. Pness Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Variable Posts: 1,237	Yep looks like rabies shots for your buddy. I lived in a city once with lots of frat houses. One day I checked the news and it seems one of the frat houses was invaded by bats. The frat guys decided to attack them with tennis rackets. The news story ended with how all the frat guys were going to end up with weeks of rabies treatments. HAHA __________________ GFY Voice of Reason