My friend just got attacked by a BAT
 

So a few of my buddies decide to stop by a few minutes ago and one rings my doorbell. There's a little power box above my door near the cieling of the overhang. A fucking bat flys out from above it and mauls the guy. I hear a doorbell ring followed by screams and "HOLY FUCK A BAT!" I look on the floor and notice the pile of bat shit.

NOW those damn jehovas witnesses will finally get what they deserve. I have an ATTACK BAT.

Now your friend gets to undergo many needle punctures to his belly. Inform him and hand him a beer, he will need it.

I read the title as "My friend just got attacked with a BAT" not "My friend just got attacked by a BAT" lol

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Make sure he goes to the hospital. Bats are rabies carriers.

Oh it didn't bite him or anything. It just flew at him and whooshed away. Scared him shitless though.

Ya what WarChild said. Cujo was attacked by a bat and that dog went mad.

Rabies shots are no longer given in the belly. You get one in the bite location, then you return for a series of shots given in the arm, spaced out over several weeks.

yea man.. if the guy actually got attacked by the bat(as in if the bat just didn't freak out and fly away) then chances are that bat has rabies.. Bats very very VERY rarely attack and the only time they do is usually if they have rabies.

UHH that was nasty...I don't even like looking at bats...they kinda frighten me...they are ugly!!!

dude, it does not have to bite you, if it got close enough for him to breathe the stuff that flies off them he is screwed . . . I suggest a visit to the emergency room now!

It's also important to note that many people that get bitten by a bat don't even feel it.

Your friend would probably be wise to get the rabies shots just in case... it's a very sad way to die.

They don't do that anymore.

Yep looks like rabies shots for your buddy. I lived in a city once with lots of frat houses. One day I checked the news and it seems one of the frat houses was invaded by bats. The frat guys decided to attack them with tennis rackets. The news story ended with how all the frat guys were going to end up with weeks of rabies treatments. HAHA