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eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:15 AM

This evil little bitch has created a web betweenmy totalled car and my sister's car.

I'll try and get better pics in the morning if it's still around..and then I'm gonna kill it...LOL

eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:16 AM

The thing is bigger than a quarter..I'll take a better quality pic in the morning...I was a bit freaked to say the least..LOL

Just standing near it had me shaking..yeah I'm a pussy when it comes to spiders...so I didn't even check the settings on the cam I just hit the button a couple of times....LOL

Illicit · 06-16-2004, 12:17 AM

Take a deep breath and go out there with an old shoe and do battle !

johnbosh · 06-16-2004, 12:17 AM

isn't it poisened

FiReC · 06-16-2004, 12:17 AM

is that a black widow dude? time to bust out the RAID

eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
Take a deep breath and go out there with an old shoe and do battle !

LOL no thanks I'll wait until daylight so I can see it better.

eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FiReC
is that a black widow dude? time to bust out the RAID

Yes...while intriguingly beautiful they are soo freaking ugly at the same time...I'm still shuddering to think it's about 20 yards from me...LOL

Probably all around me in my house and I just don't see them.

06-16-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
LOL no thanks I'll wait until daylight so I can see it better.

what if it escapes and makes it way into your HOUSE?!?!

eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
what if it escapes and makes it way into your HOUSE?!?!

I call you...LOL

WiredGuy · 06-16-2004, 12:22 AM

I'd be too afraid to aproach it. Definite a lighter and aerosol can for me. Or propane torch if I had one nearby

WG

FiReC · 06-16-2004, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Yes...while intriguingly beautiful they are soo freaking ugly at the same time...I'm still shuddering to think it's about 20 yards from me...LOL

Probably all around me in my house and I just don't see them.

I would be too, I fucking hate spiders. I don't think I could sleep until I knew it was dead and it didn't have any egg sacks tucked up anywhere around its web.

eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
I'd be too afraid to aproach it. Definite a lighter and aerosol can for me. Or propane torch if I had one nearby

WG

LOL or a shotgun.

FiReC · 06-16-2004, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
I'd be too afraid to aproach it. Definite a lighter and aerosol can for me. Or propane torch if I had one nearby

WG

now your thinking , great idea! i want pics of eros roasting this thing with a can of aquanet.

eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by FiReC
now your thinking , great idea! i want pics of eros roasting this thing with a can of aquanet.

LOL aquanet...I think my dad used that back in the 80's.

He used so much on sunday mornings getting his "church hairlmet' it was difficult to breathe.

KCat · 06-16-2004, 12:24 AM

Ewwwwww! Not what I'd want to find first thing in the morning. Yikes!

eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by KCat
Ewwwwww! Not what I'd want to find first thing in the morning. Yikes!

This was middle of the night...between our 2 cars...a path I normally take and would have if I didn't come out through the garage and catch that thing with just a hint of light glimmering off it's shiny body...LOL

WiredGuy · 06-16-2004, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
LOL or a shotgun.

Not worth the bullet

Besides, nothing like charcoaled spider to make you feel like a man!

WG

NiTe-HaWk · 06-16-2004, 12:28 AM

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I'd be too afraid to aproach it. Definite a lighter and aerosol can for me. Or propane torch if I had one nearby

My favorite way to kill bugs

pure energy · 06-16-2004, 01:53 AM

Is it dead now?

Ash@phpFX · 06-16-2004, 02:26 AM

i dont kill spiders because they kill flies and shit and i hate flies, if he really bothers you just move him

Doc911 · 06-16-2004, 08:19 AM

Cool Black Widow. If you have one i bet you have more. check in the trunk and under the hood of your car. I had a nest of them out side my office window once. fucking beautiful spiders

Phoenix · 06-16-2004, 08:21 AM

i heard a stat that says we are never more then four feet away from a spider no matter where you are...kind of freaky

im sure it was averaged out, as im sure there are no spiders under water etc

Tom_PMs · 06-16-2004, 08:25 AM

Dude, be careful, lol.
Also, dont leave it too long. When the hatchlings come out, you'll have hundreds or thousands more right out your door!

Food for thought

skinnay · 06-16-2004, 08:42 AM

i used to have a spider living in my old firebird. every morning i would see a new web spun in the passenger side. never even saw the spider. went on for a few weeks, and i guess it went somewhere else

C-Bass · 06-16-2004, 08:45 AM

You're scared of a spider 1,000 times smaller than you???

dougeetx · 06-16-2004, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FiReC
is that a black widow dude? time to bust out the RAID

MR2raymond · 06-16-2004, 08:47 AM

still alive?

Dirty F · 06-16-2004, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by Spotter_03
You're scared of a spider 1,000 times smaller than you???

If it can kill you, yes. The fact that it is so small makes it scary. That thing can bite you while you dont even see it.

Furious_Male · 06-16-2004, 08:56 AM

Capture and Release. Don't be afraid of it

mindoza · 06-16-2004, 09:03 AM

when i was little my neighbor use to come over to my house if she was home alone to get someone to kill a bug(any kind). She would not go back in until you killed it and she wanted proof too.

mindoza · 06-16-2004, 09:07 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix

im sure it was averaged out, as im sure there are no spiders under water etc

Well tons of water spiders in the creek near me! At least they look like spiders.

WiredGuy · 06-16-2004, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spotter_03
You're scared of a spider 1,000 times smaller than you???

You never watched arachnophobia have you

WG

Rob · 06-16-2004, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spotter_03
You're scared of a spider 1,000 times smaller than you???

It's a Black Widow. It can kill something 1,000 times larger than itself so yes, be afraid. Very afraid!

Widows and Brown Recluses get an automatic death sentence if I encounter them. I killed a Brown Recluse in my studio that was pregnant and hundreds of little brownies scattered all over the place. I still get the heebie jeebies when I think about it!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-16-2004, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Yes...while intriguingly beautiful they are soo freaking ugly at the same time...I'm still shuddering to think it's about 20 yards from me...LOL

Probably all around me in my house and I just don't see them.

black widow

dennisthemenace · 06-16-2004, 10:21 AM

I'm standing on my chair and screaming like a little girl just looking at the pic

nofx · 06-16-2004, 10:29 AM

capture that thing in a jar and find someone to sell it to. I'm sure there is a market for black widows.

SCtyger · 06-16-2004, 10:35 AM

yep Black Widow .. or a similar variant...

they dont come out during the day.... so no need lookin for it... (it'll be stashed inside a hole somewhere.... and it doesnt look like u'll be peeking into any soon... )

wait til nighttime ... n torch it.... and yeah.. dont let it bite u

Matiz · 06-16-2004, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
capture that thing in a jar and find someone to sell it to. I'm sure there is a market for black widows.

LOL Put it on Ebay..

smit · 06-16-2004, 10:55 AM

black widows also like to hide under the toilet seat and bowl... so be sure to always check if you don't want to be bitten on the sack.

Catalyst · 06-16-2004, 11:30 AM

I had one in my shoe like 2 weeks ago..

jhauser · 06-16-2004, 12:12 PM

I am not a big fan of spiders and snakes.

Basic_man · 06-16-2004, 12:14 PM

Noooo, dont kill it !

Manowar · 06-16-2004, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Catalyst
I had one in my shoe like 2 weeks ago..

a black widow ?

holy crap

eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smit
black widows also like to hide under the toilet seat and bowl... so be sure to always check if you don't want to be bitten on the sack.

I think I'll piss in the shower and shit in a plastic bag from now on...LOL

CyberBachelor · 06-16-2004, 12:21 PM

Black Widows are not something to play with... I just saw a TV show all about Venom ER. Even though they have antivenom, it's still really bad shit. The antivenom can be just as deadly as the bite itself.

Moral: Don't be bitten by a Black Widow!

rowan · 06-16-2004, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skinnay
i used to have a spider living in my old firebird. every morning i would see a new web spun in the passenger side. never even saw the spider. went on for a few weeks, and i guess it went somewhere else

I have a spider living in my passenger side mirror... I've only ever seen it once just as I was starting the engine, and the vibration caused it to scurry back in. I wash off my car every week or two and give the mirror a good high pressure squirt, but the web is back there the next day!

stocktrader23 · 06-16-2004, 12:38 PM

Everyone is yelling about how they can kill you. We have them all over here, I know of several people that were bitten and dun dun dun... EVERYONE IS ALIVE. May rot a spot where it bites you but you're not going to die unless you have a heart attack. Aside from that, they are the slowest spiders I've ever seen and very non aggressive.

eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Aside from that, they are the slowest spiders I've ever seen and very non aggressive.

Bullshit...I saw that bitch eyeing me.

thumbsUP · 06-16-2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Bullshit...I saw that bitch eyeing me.

Yeah it was looking at you and thinking "After I bite him Im putting a Pic on GFY of him saying "OWNED"

eroswebmaster · 06-16-2004, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thumbsUP
Yeah it was looking at you and thinking "After I bite him Im putting a Pic on GFY of him saying "OWNED"

No kidding...it would have just ripped the camera from my cold hands.

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