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jhauser 06-16-2004 12:12 PM

I am not a big fan of spiders and snakes.

Basic_man 06-16-2004 12:14 PM

Noooo, dont kill it !

Manowar 06-16-2004 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Catalyst
I had one in my shoe like 2 weeks ago..
a black widow ?

holy crap

eroswebmaster 06-16-2004 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by smit
black widows also like to hide under the toilet seat and bowl... so be sure to always check if you don't want to be bitten on the sack.
I think I'll piss in the shower and shit in a plastic bag from now on...LOL

CyberBachelor 06-16-2004 12:21 PM

Black Widows are not something to play with... I just saw a TV show all about Venom ER. Even though they have antivenom, it's still really bad shit. The antivenom can be just as deadly as the bite itself.

Moral: Don't be bitten by a Black Widow!

:2 cents: :thumbsup

rowan 06-16-2004 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by skinnay
i used to have a spider living in my old firebird. every morning i would see a new web spun in the passenger side. never even saw the spider. went on for a few weeks, and i guess it went somewhere else :)
I have a spider living in my passenger side mirror... I've only ever seen it once just as I was starting the engine, and the vibration caused it to scurry back in. I wash off my car every week or two and give the mirror a good high pressure squirt, but the web is back there the next day!

stocktrader23 06-16-2004 12:38 PM

Everyone is yelling about how they can kill you. We have them all over here, I know of several people that were bitten and dun dun dun... EVERYONE IS ALIVE. May rot a spot where it bites you but you're not going to die unless you have a heart attack. Aside from that, they are the slowest spiders I've ever seen and very non aggressive.

eroswebmaster 06-16-2004 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Aside from that, they are the slowest spiders I've ever seen and very non aggressive.
Bullshit...I saw that bitch eyeing me. :winkwink:

thumbsUP 06-16-2004 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Bullshit...I saw that bitch eyeing me. :winkwink:
:1orglaugh Yeah it was looking at you and thinking "After I bite him Im putting a Pic on GFY of him saying "OWNED"

eroswebmaster 06-16-2004 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by thumbsUP
:1orglaugh Yeah it was looking at you and thinking "After I bite him Im putting a Pic on GFY of him saying "OWNED"
No kidding...it would have just ripped the camera from my cold hands.

Doctor Dre 06-16-2004 12:58 PM

50 spiders

Mr Pheer 06-16-2004 01:01 PM

I had 7 in my garage last summer. Now I have monthly exterminator visits, they do the house and the yard. Havent seen a black widow, desert brown spider or any kind of bug other than those tiny little brown ants.

devilspost 06-16-2004 01:07 PM

VINCENT PRICE:
Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display,
little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have
arachnida, the spiders, our.. finest collection.
This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi, unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of
the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system causing
intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity - unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!

ALICE COOPER:
These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew if
We don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow

The horror that he brings
The horror of his sting
The unholiest of kings
The Black Widow

Our minds will be his toy
And every girl and boy will learn to be employed by
The Black Widow

Love him
Yes we love him
Love him
Yes we love him

He sits upon his throne and picks at all the bones of his
Husbands and his
Wives he's devoured
He stares with a gleam
With a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children
He's deflowered

Love him
Yes we love him
Love him
Yes we love him
Love me
Yes we love him

Our thoughts are hot and crazed
Our brains are webbed in haze
Of mindless senseless daze
The Black Widow

These words he speaks are true
We're all humanary stew
If we don't pledge allegiance to
The Black Widow


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