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SleazyDream · 06-14-2004, 09:03 PM

i bought the new front load washer/dryer things - and i spent 20 mins today looking at them wondering how the fuck to use them. I really have no idea.

Tala · 06-14-2004, 09:04 PM

Sleazy...I need to give you my new cell number. Hit me on Q when you have a minute, please.

MattO · 06-14-2004, 09:05 PM

1. Read the directions
2. Don't use too much soap
3. Don't overload them with 100 pairs of jeans

m00d · 06-14-2004, 09:05 PM

read the manual you lazy fuck

GTS Mark · 06-14-2004, 09:05 PM

LOL! I will tutor you but it will cost you $2.99 a min

DH

Spunky · 06-14-2004, 09:05 PM

Thats what wives/girlfriends are for

Bake · 06-14-2004, 09:06 PM

Hang on Ill ask the maid

m00d · 06-14-2004, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO

3. Don't overload them with 100 pairs of jeans

that will be 5 pairs in sleazydream's size

KMR Stitch · 06-14-2004, 09:07 PM

idiot.

I truely mean it this time.

Peaches · 06-14-2004, 09:09 PM

My front loader came with a video

I didn't use it and I barely read the manual and I've been using it fine for 3+ years

However, much like Word, Excel, XP, my car, etc., I suspect it does a lot more than I ask it to do and I would learn about the extra things if I would just RTFM.

m00d · 06-14-2004, 09:10 PM

seriously though

always put your detergent in first or it will leave a residue on your clothes

dont overload - it's bad for the machine and it causes wrinkles

read your labels and wash accordingly

bleach is god - you have to bleach your whites to prevent dinginess

cold water is best for stains

i hope you bought the model with place to add your bleach and fabric softener automatically at the right cycle

when in doubt , wash cold

Sly_RJ · 06-14-2004, 09:10 PM

A real man doesn't do his laundry. I, for one, have never once done my laundry.

SleazyDream · 06-14-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
that will be 5 pairs in sleazydream's size

well 7 now - down 65 lbs in the last 2 months....

m00d · 06-14-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
well 7 now - down 65 lbs in the last 2 months....

are you on the Jenny Crack plan?

Tala · 06-14-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
well 7 now - down 65 lbs in the last 2 months....

You are now my new hero

Jman · 06-14-2004, 09:12 PM

Ok here's the deal, I will do your first load to show you how to do it and you buy me diner at the revolving restaurant you rented out completly for our first date in Winnipeg.

How's that

SleazyDream · 06-14-2004, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan
Ok here's the deal, I will do your first load to show you how to do it and you buy me diner at the revolving restaurant you rented out completly for our first date in Winnipeg.

How's that

well at least we know what the realtionship is based on

Elli · 06-14-2004, 09:13 PM

Some of the newer washers use the special soap, so it's best to read the manual. And always use half as much soap as you think you need. The extra suds harm the machine in the long run. OTher than that, they work just the same as top loaders. Come on Sleazy. You can do it.

m00d · 06-14-2004, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
Some of the newer washers use the special soap, so it's best to read the manual. And always use half as much soap as you think you need. The extra suds harm the machine in the long run. OTher than that, they work just the same as top loaders. Come on Sleazy. You can do it.

one of the most common laundry mistakes is not using enough detergent. elli has her head up her ass

Ice · 06-14-2004, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
LOL! I will tutor you but it will cost you $2.99 a min

DH

Thats more than you charge for phone sex

acctman · 06-14-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i bought the new front load washer/dryer things - and i spent 20 mins today looking at them wondering how the fuck to use them. I really have no idea.

how old are you? come on i don't think anyone reads the directions for a W & D it's just common sense. if you really don't know ask a female or your mom. if you don't you'll have pink socks =) (no colors with white). what have you been doing prior to this, how did you wash your clothing?

iwantchixx · 06-14-2004, 09:19 PM

very simple. Put in exactly the amount of soap it says to use on the soap box/jug and put clothes in to fill line and start the damn thing,

GTS Mark · 06-14-2004, 09:20 PM

Do you want me to come over and show you how to cook as well

DH

Elli · 06-14-2004, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
one of the most common laundry mistakes is not using enough detergent. elli has her head up her ass

Cheers to you, sir!

iwantchixx · 06-14-2004, 09:21 PM

if you see suds, you used too much soap. Modern laundry detergent doesnt need to sud. It's all micro bacterial based.

Elli · 06-14-2004, 09:23 PM

Here:

Laundry Tips at Cleaning101

Brad Mitchell · 06-14-2004, 09:23 PM

Hit me up on ICQ tomorrow and I'll send a woman over to teach you in the nude.. or at least I'll have fun trying to hook that up!

Brad

Jman · 06-14-2004, 09:24 PM

First Zee put zee clothes zin the washer, zhen zee put zee zoap...

Zhen zee cloze zee fucking cloze and make it spin.

Dum Di dum dum

sumphatpimp · 06-14-2004, 09:24 PM

if this is your idea of a drama thread its funny as hell.

if you ae really that desparate then here

click here

SleazyDream · 06-14-2004, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by acctman
how old are you? come on i don't think anyone reads the directions for a W & D it's just common sense. if you really don't know ask a female or your mom. if you don't you'll have pink socks =) (no colors with white). what have you been doing prior to this, how did you wash your clothing?

a few days off 32.

i wonder if i need to attach these hoses to anything?

SleazyDream · 06-14-2004, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Do you want me to come over and show you how to cook as well

DH

i am kinda hungry.......

JFK · 06-14-2004, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i bought the new front load washer/dryer things - and i spent 20 mins today looking at them wondering how the fuck to use them. I really have no idea.

put a quarter in the slot

65 lbs in 2 months W O W man !! Congrats

media · 06-14-2004, 09:30 PM

1. Put clothes in hamper
2. Ask wife nicely to do your wash
3. Take her to dinner here and there to show appreciation

Works wonders!!!

FrankWhite · 06-14-2004, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i bought the new front load washer/dryer things - and i spent 20 mins today looking at them wondering how the fuck to use them. I really have no idea.

did you buy this ?

http://www.thorappliances.com/features/index.php

digifan · 06-14-2004, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
well 7 now - down 65 lbs in the last 2 months....

Congrats

Oh and use the washer first then the dryer.../me hides.

SleazyDream · 06-14-2004, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by media
1. Put clothes in hamper
2. Ask wife nicely to do your wash
3. Take her to dinner here and there to show appreciation

Works wonders!!!

slight problem with #2.........

Jman · 06-14-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Do you want me to come over and show you how to cook as well

DH

You talking about your dirty cariboo meat pie... That is Yummy

TurboTrucker · 06-14-2004, 09:59 PM

On those front load washers you want to use a dish type detergent like Dawn. Pour about half a bottle in and turn it on high. You should be all set.

Elli · 06-14-2004, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboTrucker
On those front load washers you want to use a dish type detergent like Dawn. Pour about half a bottle in and turn it on high. You should be all set.

*snicker*

Tala · 06-14-2004, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboTrucker
On those front load washers you want to use a dish type detergent like Dawn. Pour about half a bottle in and turn it on high. You should be all set.

SCOOTER · 06-14-2004, 10:33 PM

Hire a maid.

Same thing as having a wife and it?s cheaper.

m00d · 06-14-2004, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scooter
Hire a maid.

Same thing as having a wife and it?s cheaper.

hire a maid even if you have a wife

HS-Trixxxia · 06-14-2004, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
a few days off 32.

i wonder if i need to attach these hoses to anything?

In the off case that you really don't know what to attach -
the black hose gets connected to the cold water, the read one to the hot water. You'll need to get the 'accordian' tube and attach it to the dryer and the other end to your outgoing vent thinga-ma-jiggy. Make sure to seal the accordian tube well or you'll be full of lint & hot air in your laundry room in no time

HS-Trixxxia · 06-14-2004, 10:49 PM

BTW - congrats on the weight loss!!! Care to share how you're doing it?

Did the wife go on vacation?

aSStig · 06-14-2004, 10:49 PM

for best results . . . . .

hire a laundry man, who knows all about it . . . .

escorpio · 06-14-2004, 11:07 PM

The real laundry elite doesn't share their secrets with idiot newbs.

SleazyDream · 06-14-2004, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia

Did the wife go on vacation?

in a way.......

cherrylula · 06-14-2004, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
A real man doesn't do his laundry. I, for one, have never once done my laundry.

I once knew a chick who's boyfriend insisted on doing his own laundry (they lived together), and eventually his girlfriend dumped him for fear of gayness, and more. It begins with the laundry, next thing you know they are waxing their chest and hi-lighting their hair.

aside from single guys of course, men who take too much interest in their laundry have serious issues

beemk · 06-14-2004, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i bought the new front load washer/dryer things - and i spent 20 mins today looking at them wondering how the fuck to use them. I really have no idea.

arent you married. you tell your wife to do that laundry... that how you use them.

SleazyDream · 06-14-2004, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
arent you married. you tell your wife to do that laundry... that how you use them.

i told jman to do it a few hours ago - he's still on the couch and i'm sill sitting in a big pile of smelly cloths.....

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	My front loader came with a video I didn't use it and I barely read the manual and I've been using it fine for 3+ years However, much like Word, Excel, XP, my car, etc., I suspect it does a lot more than I ask it to do and I would learn about the extra things if I would just RTFM.

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Some of the newer washers use the special soap, so it's best to read the manual. And always use half as much soap as you think you need. The extra suds harm the machine in the long run. OTher than that, they work just the same as top loaders. Come on Sleazy. You can do it. __________________ email: [email protected]

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	very simple. Put in exactly the amount of soap it says to use on the soap box/jug and put clothes in to fill line and start the damn thing,

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	if you see suds, you used too much soap. Modern laundry detergent doesnt need to sud. It's all micro bacterial based.

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