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WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
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![]() hahah, I love these e-mails..
here is one i got recently from Dracula ---- Original Message ---- From: dracul69 Sent: 6/5/2004 Subject: Naughty girl having fun!! he enters your room without a sound and hovers over your bed while you sleep. your beauty has mesmerized him, this tall dark stranger. he awakens you with a kiss. you want to scream, but his gaze is hypnotizing. he pushes aside your hair, as you feel his lips press against your neck. a slight pain turns into deep pleasure as his embrace begins to suck your lifeblood. with each beat of your heart your blood flows to his lips. keep your window open, your vampire lover awaits... if you dare my response ---- Original Message ---- From: BadGirlBetty Sent: 6/6/2004 Subject: Re: Naughty girl having fun!! You are a lame ass vampire! I threw away the garlic necklace..tossed the crucifix in the garbage and waited patiently... no fucking dracula! Im closing the window now, all the AC escaped and you are just full of hot air drac. roflmao next time I will be waitintg to plunge the pointed wooden stake through your reatarded little heart.. dont ever make me wait motherfucker, I don't care if you are Dracula! Betty Draculas second response "i did not know you were waiting" |
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lol
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classic
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Still if there are enough of those "freaks"around it makes for one hell of a niche.
I'd keep the addy and mail him when the site is online, he's bound to bring his vampire friends. ![]()
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well baby with me there will be no waiting...
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Thanks for the laugh!
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H.B.I.C.
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Babe you just keep me laughing.
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Some people really make you wonder.
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You should of asked him to write you some gallery descriptions...that's some creative freaky type shit
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