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Old 06-14-2004, 03:54 PM   #1
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:stoned hit on by Dracula

hahah, I love these e-mails..

here is one i got recently from Dracula


---- Original Message ----
From: dracul69
Sent: 6/5/2004
Subject: Naughty girl having fun!!

he enters your room without a sound and hovers over your bed while you sleep. your beauty has mesmerized him, this tall dark stranger. he awakens you with a kiss. you want to scream, but his gaze is hypnotizing. he pushes aside your hair, as you feel his lips press against your neck. a slight pain turns into deep pleasure as his embrace begins to suck your lifeblood. with each beat of your heart your blood flows to his lips.

keep your window open, your vampire lover awaits... if you dare

my response

---- Original Message ----
From: BadGirlBetty
Sent: 6/6/2004
Subject: Re: Naughty girl having fun!!

You are a lame ass vampire! I threw away the garlic necklace..tossed the crucifix in the garbage and waited patiently... no fucking dracula!

Im closing the window now, all the AC escaped and you are just full of hot air drac.

roflmao
next time I will be waitintg to plunge the pointed wooden stake through your reatarded little heart.. dont ever make me wait motherfucker, I don't care if you are Dracula!

Betty


Draculas second response

"i did not know you were waiting"
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Old 06-14-2004, 04:41 PM   #2
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Draculas second response

"i did not know you were waiting"
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Old 06-14-2004, 04:42 PM   #3
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maybe dracula should have read his e-mail..instead he was copying and pasting that to as many chicks he could find a e-mail for ..fucking freaks
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Old 06-14-2004, 04:43 PM   #4
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Old 06-14-2004, 04:46 PM   #5
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Still if there are enough of those "freaks"around it makes for one hell of a niche.


I'd keep the addy and mail him when the site is online, he's bound to bring his vampire friends.


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Old 06-14-2004, 04:50 PM   #6
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Still if there are enough of those "freaks"around it makes for one hell of a niche.


I'd keep the addy and mail him when the site is online, he's bound to bring his vampire friends.


hmmmm I should send him my referral code for xxxvampiresex.com
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Old 06-14-2004, 10:44 PM   #7
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well baby with me there will be no waiting...
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Old 06-14-2004, 10:45 PM   #8
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well baby with me there will be no waiting...
I have my pointed stake ready
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:32 AM   #9
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:34 AM   #10
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You are welcome... I love these e-mails..it gives me great release to go off on the fruitcakes
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:39 AM   #11
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Some people really make you wonder.
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Old 06-15-2004, 10:00 AM   #13
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Some people really make you wonder.
alot of people make me wonder. I wonder if they actually think they are going to get some sweet naive girl on the other end that will put up with thier bullshit and correspond to their fantasy...bah, they fuck up when they e-mial me
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Old 06-15-2004, 10:22 AM   #14
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You should of asked him to write you some gallery descriptions...that's some creative freaky type shit
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alot of people make me wonder. I wonder if they actually think they are going to get some sweet naive girl on the other end that will put up with thier bullshit and correspond to their fantasy...bah, they fuck up when they e-mial me
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