hit on by Dracula

hahah, I love these e-mails..

here is one i got recently from Dracula


---- Original Message ----
From: dracul69
Sent: 6/5/2004
Subject: Naughty girl having fun!!

he enters your room without a sound and hovers over your bed while you sleep. your beauty has mesmerized him, this tall dark stranger. he awakens you with a kiss. you want to scream, but his gaze is hypnotizing. he pushes aside your hair, as you feel his lips press against your neck. a slight pain turns into deep pleasure as his embrace begins to suck your lifeblood. with each beat of your heart your blood flows to his lips.

keep your window open, your vampire lover awaits... if you dare

my response

---- Original Message ----
From: BadGirlBetty
Sent: 6/6/2004
Subject: Re: Naughty girl having fun!!

You are a lame ass vampire! I threw away the garlic necklace..tossed the crucifix in the garbage and waited patiently... no fucking dracula!

Im closing the window now, all the AC escaped and you are just full of hot air drac.

roflmao
next time I will be waitintg to plunge the pointed wooden stake through your reatarded little heart.. dont ever make me wait motherfucker, I don't care if you are Dracula!

Betty


Draculas second response

"i did not know you were waiting"