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QualityMpegs · 06-15-2004, 12:56 AM

I'm going to a wedding of my old babysitter (when I was in elementary school) this saturday. She is like 25 and was president of her sorority, homecoming queen for college, and almost became a Magic dancer, so there should be a lot of girls running around my age (22), right?

Are weddings usually a pretty good time? It's like a $60k wedding, so I think it should be interesting.

Any wedding pimping tips?

arial · 06-15-2004, 12:57 AM

Weddings are a blast!

Tip: Don't get too watsed and make a full of yourself, lots of family at weddings.

QualityMpegs · 06-15-2004, 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by arial
Weddings are a blast!

Tip: Don't get too watsed and make a full of yourself, lots of family at weddings.

I will know 1 person there.

arial · 06-15-2004, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by QualityMpegs
I will know 1 person there.

In that case whip out your balls in front of everyone.

jm_247live · 06-15-2004, 03:51 AM

hova · 06-15-2004, 03:55 AM

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Originally posted by arial
In that case whip out your balls in front of everyone.

hehe

Raf1 · 06-15-2004, 04:17 AM

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Originally posted by arial

Tip: Don't get too watsed and make a full of yourself, lots of family at weddings.

I always get drunk at weddings and have a great time

Herb Kornfield · 06-15-2004, 05:07 AM

Dont get overly smashed, there will be enough assholes doing that already.

Guys that get up to dance always make out well since most guys usually sit there like a bump on a log or hang at the bar getting trashed.

Most weddings people wanna do shit afterwards ( hit a bar, etc) if its earlier in the evening. Then you have the chance to pimp it hard. Your already in a tux, shes in a gown, what more you need player?

=^..^= · 06-15-2004, 05:38 AM

yep difinately dance - unl;ess you dance liek Mr bean in which case strap your ass to the chair
and dont get to drunk
just remember liek someoen else said a lot of those hot girls will have family there so act like someone they'd want their family to meet

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-15-2004, 06:10 AM

I love big weddings so I can watch the bride stress out to the point of tears for arranging something that costs the same as a new house and hoping everything will go smooth and her day will be storybook...

my wedding costs about $500 including the dress and my whole family came out and we partied down for a few days..no stress, no mess, and a whole lot of love and fun.

go, eat food... feel up some hot babes on the dancefloor and watch the family run around trying to make sure everything is allright

jhauser · 06-15-2004, 06:12 AM

Ask the bride for a dance.

Axzar · 06-15-2004, 06:12 AM

Dance.

Always buy her a shot AND a drink. The idea is to get her loose.

Find out who the super drunk guy is, and bang his wife. They'll be talking about it for years.

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arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	Weddings are a blast! Tip: Don't get too watsed and make a full of yourself, lots of family at weddings.

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Dont get overly smashed, there will be enough assholes doing that already. Guys that get up to dance always make out well since most guys usually sit there like a bump on a log or hang at the bar getting trashed. Most weddings people wanna do shit afterwards ( hit a bar, etc) if its earlier in the evening. Then you have the chance to pimp it hard. Your already in a tux, shes in a gown, what more you need player?

06-15-2004, 06:10 AM	#10
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	I love big weddings so I can watch the bride stress out to the point of tears for arranging something that costs the same as a new house and hoping everything will go smooth and her day will be storybook... my wedding costs about $500 including the dress and my whole family came out and we partied down for a few days..no stress, no mess, and a whole lot of love and fun. go, eat food... feel up some hot babes on the dancefloor and watch the family run around trying to make sure everything is allright

06-15-2004, 06:12 AM	#12
Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	Dance. Always buy her a shot AND a drink. The idea is to get her loose. Find out who the super drunk guy is, and bang his wife. They'll be talking about it for years.