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QualityMpegs 06-15-2004 12:56 AM

Lots of girls at weddings? Wedding tips?
 
I'm going to a wedding of my old babysitter (when I was in elementary school) this saturday. She is like 25 and was president of her sorority, homecoming queen for college, and almost became a Magic dancer, so there should be a lot of girls running around my age (22), right?

Are weddings usually a pretty good time? It's like a $60k wedding, so I think it should be interesting.

Any wedding pimping tips? :)

arial 06-15-2004 12:57 AM

Weddings are a blast!

Tip: Don't get too watsed and make a full of yourself, lots of family at weddings.

QualityMpegs 06-15-2004 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by arial
Weddings are a blast!

Tip: Don't get too watsed and make a full of yourself, lots of family at weddings.

I will know 1 person there.

arial 06-15-2004 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by QualityMpegs
I will know 1 person there.
In that case whip out your balls in front of everyone.

jm_247live 06-15-2004 03:51 AM

lmao

hova 06-15-2004 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
In that case whip out your balls in front of everyone.
hehe :1orglaugh

Raf1 06-15-2004 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial

Tip: Don't get too watsed and make a full of yourself, lots of family at weddings.

I always get drunk at weddings and have a great time :glugglug

Herb Kornfield 06-15-2004 05:07 AM

Dont get overly smashed, there will be enough assholes doing that already.

Guys that get up to dance always make out well since most guys usually sit there like a bump on a log or hang at the bar getting trashed.

Most weddings people wanna do shit afterwards ( hit a bar, etc) if its earlier in the evening. Then you have the chance to pimp it hard. Your already in a tux, shes in a gown, what more you need player?

=^..^= 06-15-2004 05:38 AM

yep difinately dance - unl;ess you dance liek Mr bean in which case strap your ass to the chair
and dont get to drunk
just remember liek someoen else said a lot of those hot girls will have family there so act like someone they'd want their family to meet :glugglug

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-15-2004 06:10 AM

I love big weddings so I can watch the bride stress out to the point of tears for arranging something that costs the same as a new house and hoping everything will go smooth and her day will be storybook...

my wedding costs about $500 including the dress and my whole family came out and we partied down for a few days..no stress, no mess, and a whole lot of love and fun.

go, eat food... feel up some hot babes on the dancefloor and watch the family run around trying to make sure everything is allright :1orglaugh

jhauser 06-15-2004 06:12 AM

Ask the bride for a dance.

Axzar 06-15-2004 06:12 AM

Dance.

Always buy her a shot AND a drink. The idea is to get her loose.

Find out who the super drunk guy is, and bang his wife. They'll be talking about it for years.


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