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Old 06-13-2004, 06:13 AM   #1
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Hilarious - Important Notice Send This To Every Male You Know

IMPORTANT NOTICE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW IT
COULD SAVE LIVES.

Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market, called "beer", is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened the night before...usually with a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up.


Just caught this posted on another board, thought I'd share.
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Old 06-13-2004, 06:48 AM   #2
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Old 06-13-2004, 07:09 AM   #3
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Old 06-13-2004, 11:18 AM   #4
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Funny shit
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Old 06-13-2004, 11:19 AM   #5
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Old 06-13-2004, 11:20 AM   #6
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Old 06-13-2004, 11:24 AM   #7
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Old 06-13-2004, 11:25 AM   #8
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Old 06-13-2004, 11:28 AM   #9
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hahaha
heard it before
but its still funny
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