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Marketing & Strategy
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Former nomad
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Hilarious - Important Notice Send This To Every Male You Know
IMPORTANT NOTICE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW IT
COULD SAVE LIVES. Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market, called "beer", is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened the night before...usually with a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up. ![]() ![]()
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: florida/philly
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lol
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Location: Oh Canada!
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Northern California
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Funny shit
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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
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If it was only that easy
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I love to racism, bro!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA! USA! USA!
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#9 |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 5,250
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hahaha
heard it before but its still funny |
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#10 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,599
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oh gog
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