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#1 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Essex, United Kingdom
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FUNNY CAPTION COMPETITION!
Ok, no prizes! Just for a laff!
WHO CAN COME UP WITH THE FUNNIEST CAPTION FOR THIS PIC? ![]() ------------------ WANT THE FUCKING BEST IN UNSIGNED MP3 MUSIC? Get your ass over here then! |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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Darn people that like the bondage and sneeze niche are hard to find!
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#3 |
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"DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR FUCKING PIGEONS IN THE HOUSE??"
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#4 |
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Location: Kansas
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"Ah, the ancient art of trying to clean the floor with my hands tied behind my back."
or "Damn it, Jim, I told you I couldn't hold it in all day tied up like this." or "First, they want me to spit shine the floor. Then they wanted me to bow down before some old bitch. Now they want me to play Houdini without any damn clothes." or "Damn, at least Houdini had pants to hide the key in." or "Nice floor...I think I'll spit shine it before the Master returns home." or "What was the damn question again?" or "You know I can keep this up all night." or "What until I get these ropes off then he'll find out how pissed I really can get." or "Suzie the sex slave wished she never pissed on the floor." or "Blah, was that a bug I just swallowed..." or "I'll pick the termites out with my teeth, you'll see." ![]() ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction |
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#5 |
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FUCK ME!!!!! U GOT SOME IMAGINATION!
![]() ------------------ WANT THE FUCKING BEST IN UNSIGNED MP3 MUSIC? Get your ass over here then! [This message has been edited by WEBDUDE (edited 02-17-2001).] |
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#6 |
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shes saying "DONT U JUST HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!"
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#7 |
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"This is the last time I tie my shoelaces up in the dark!"
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#8 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: next to my bunny
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"I'll have a lifeline"
or "I told you there was something here" or "look my contact lens" or "horny tied up bitch" or "Fuck me, I have an itch and can't scratch" well I guess it's late cause these are not very funny, sorry all, ------------------ [email protected] Nightlizard, peace out |
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#9 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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I hate it when I lose my contact lense...
(the person who's toes are showing saying this) "Yes, now see how the ropes help you obtain the correct position for this yoga posture?" "I said tie my hair up...darn I wish he understood Japanese!" ------------------ ~Every time I call myself Webmistress, I feel I should be in spike heels with a whip~ XXX Passions Link List Free Erotic Fantasy Best Quality TGP's |
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#10 |
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"With a little bit of practice, I could get on the David Coperfield Show!"
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#11 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: sarasota floida
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wait.......i missed some
it dosen't look like snot i told you to duck why did you shoot it in my eye it dosen't taste like ice cream cream filling my ass that's not a twinkey i told you to put it on a poptart |
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#12 |
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it's great fo split ends
got sperm |
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#13 |
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Location: www.sexgrfx.com
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How about:
Bound by Rope Pukes Cum From Throat. or Bent and Gagged and spilt some milk. or Tied in vein as she spit her gulp. or Wrapped up like a Turkey Spilling the Juice. ok ran out of answers.. |
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GFY Chaperone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Adult.com
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"Please don't take my picture"
OR "Why are you forcing me to listen to PLR Radio?" |
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Location: State of Confusion
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"This must be the dirty work of James Bondage!"
- "I could've had a V-8!" - "Aren't you glad you use DIAL, don't you wish everyone did?" |
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#17 |
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final answer !
or spit , swallow it still tastes like shit ! |
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#18 |
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ANY MORE CAPTIONS??
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Datetronix.com
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#20 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MASTERHARD!!!!!!!! HE HE! THAT IS SO FUNNY!! THAT HAS DEFINITELY MADE MY DAY! ------------------ WANT THE FUCKING BEST IN UNSIGNED MP3 MUSIC? Get your ass over here then! |
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"I wonder if I can lick myself?"
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"Ive just noticed! Someone's nicked the fucking carpet!"
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#23 |
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"Okay, okay... I see a horsey, and a ducky, and... aw fuck it - WHAT DO YOU =WANT= ME TO SEE???"
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I'm sorry Mr President ...
------------------ unlikely to be Y3K Compliant ------------------------- Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ? |
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broken image
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can't see shit.
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So Fucking Banned
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the smallest red x in the west?
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So Fucking Banned
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