"Ah, the ancient art of trying to clean the floor with my hands tied behind my back."
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"Damn it, Jim, I told you I couldn't hold it in all day tied up like this."
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"First, they want me to spit shine the floor. Then they wanted me to bow down before some old bitch. Now they want me to play Houdini without any damn clothes."
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"Damn, at least Houdini had pants to hide the key in."
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"Nice floor...I think I'll spit shine it before the Master returns home."
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"What was the damn question again?"
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"You know I can keep this up all night."
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"What until I get these ropes off then he'll find out how pissed I really can get."
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"Suzie the sex slave wished she never pissed on the floor."
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"Blah, was that a bug I just swallowed..."
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"I'll pick the termites out with my teeth, you'll see."
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