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Old 06-11-2004, 04:52 PM   #1
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This is hilarious...
http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm

Just read some of those... god some of them where funny!

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Old 06-11-2004, 05:46 PM   #2
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Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipsh*t.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:49 PM   #3
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BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:51 PM   #4
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Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of
barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:51 PM   #5
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Britney and Bloodninja, omg...that one made my day....rofl
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:52 PM   #6
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Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:54 PM   #7
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Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:54 PM   #8
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Hry you farkin newb.... if you're bored, I have some work you can do :P
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Old 06-11-2004, 06:04 PM   #9
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Bigbenny02: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound
kwazyfwies: wtf?
Bigbenny02: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i'm a vampire, and i vant to suck your blood!
kwazyfwies: forget it physco
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Old 06-11-2004, 06:04 PM   #10
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Bigbenny02: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound
kwazyfwies: wtf?
Bigbenny02: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i'm a vampire, and i vant to suck your blood!
kwazyfwies: forget it physco
hahaha
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Old 06-11-2004, 06:09 PM   #11
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Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
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Old 06-11-2004, 06:28 PM   #12
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hahah some funny shit on there
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Old 06-11-2004, 06:31 PM   #13
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Old 06-11-2004, 06:33 PM   #14
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GAWD DAMN those are funny.

I love these things.
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Old 06-11-2004, 06:34 PM   #15
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Old 06-11-2004, 10:34 PM   #16
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Old 06-12-2004, 09:05 AM   #17
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Just the laugh I needed!
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Old 06-12-2004, 10:11 AM   #18
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wow, that too much
i cant stop laughing!
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Old 06-13-2004, 02:52 PM   #19
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Old 06-13-2004, 02:53 PM   #20
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old but still hella funny
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Old 06-13-2004, 02:58 PM   #21
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Old 06-13-2004, 03:07 PM   #22
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