Post some funny jokes.... here's one: - GoFuckYourself.com

abyss_al · 06-10-2004, 03:25 PM

Joker walks into a bar and starts drinking...he drinks, drinks, and drinks his ass off.... he looks at the bartender and says: "bartender...one more round.." the bartender looks at him and tells him he's had too much, maybe he should go home....so the Joker gets up and leaves the bar.... as he's walking down the street, a nun is coming in his direction...as they are about to pass each other...the Joker grabs the nun by the head, smashes it into the wall, punches her i the stomach, then beats her to a bloody pulp...picks her up.... throws her to the wall, and says : "not so tough are you Batman?!"

Abyss_Vee · 06-10-2004, 03:27 PM

Blow it out your ass!

abyss_al · 06-10-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
Blow it out your ass!

eat shit and die

molotov · 06-10-2004, 04:28 PM

that's some fuck up shit

abyss_al · 06-10-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by molotov
that's some fuck up shit

reynold · 06-11-2004, 01:34 AM

Not bad at all!

abyss_al · 06-11-2004, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by reynold
Not bad at all!

post some you got any good ones

VIPimp · 06-11-2004, 02:36 AM

Why didnt they let G-UNIT on the bus?

because they didnt have 50 cent

pure energy · 06-11-2004, 02:38 AM

Batman?!

abyss_al · 06-11-2004, 02:56 AM

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Originally posted by VIPimp
Why didnt they let G-UNIT on the bus?

because they didnt have 50 cent

cheesy but funny

heres a cheesy one:

two snakes are going down the road...one pauses, turns to the other in panic, and says "dude, are we poisonous snakes?"...the other snake is like 'why you ask?'... the snake replies "i just bit my tongue"

.. . told you its a bit cheesy

Face (o_0) · 06-11-2004, 02:58 AM

i couldnt help laugh at that since it was so stupid

VIPimp · 06-11-2004, 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by abyss_al
cheesy but funny

heres a cheesy one:

two snakes are going down the road...one pauses, turns to the other in panic, and says "dude, are we poisonous snakes?"...the other snake is like 'why you ask?'... the snake replies "i just bit my tongue" .. . told you its a bit cheesy

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=310840

Eddie · 06-11-2004, 03:06 AM

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head

arial · 06-11-2004, 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by Eddie
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head

VIPimp · 06-11-2004, 03:17 AM

A old depressed lady wants to kill herself, someone tells her the best way to kill someone would be to shoot them in the heart.

So the old lady calls her doctor and asks "where's my heart" the doctor sais "right below your left nipple".

So the lady shoots herself in the knee.

abyss_al · 06-11-2004, 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by Eddie
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head

so wrong...yet so right

06-10-2004, 03:25 PM	#1
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06-10-2004, 03:27 PM	#2
Abyss_Vee Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,208	Blow it out your ass!

06-10-2004, 04:28 PM	#4
molotov Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: San Fran CA Posts: 189	that's some fuck up shit

06-11-2004, 01:34 AM	#6
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Not bad at all!

06-11-2004, 02:36 AM	#8
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	Why didnt they let G-UNIT on the bus? because they didnt have 50 cent

06-11-2004, 02:58 AM	#11
Face (o_0) So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 2,617	i couldnt help laugh at that since it was so stupid

06-11-2004, 03:06 AM	#13
Eddie Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: where the chicks have long legs and the beer tastes great Posts: 33	An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head

06-11-2004, 03:17 AM	#15
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	A old depressed lady wants to kill herself, someone tells her the best way to kill someone would be to shoot them in the heart. So the old lady calls her doctor and asks "where's my heart" the doctor sais "right below your left nipple". So the lady shoots herself in the knee.