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Post some funny jokes.... here's one:

06-10-2004, 02:25 PM

Joker walks into a bar and starts drinking...he drinks, drinks, and drinks his ass off.... he looks at the bartender and says: "bartender...one more round.." the bartender looks at him and tells him he's had too much, maybe he should go home....so the Joker gets up and leaves the bar.... as he's walking down the street, a nun is coming in his direction...as they are about to pass each other...the Joker grabs the nun by the head, smashes it into the wall, punches her i the stomach, then beats her to a bloody pulp...picks her up.... throws her to the wall, and says : "not so tough are you Batman?!"

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06-10-2004, 02:27 PM

Blow it out your ass!
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06-10-2004, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
Blow it out your ass!

eat shit and die

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06-10-2004, 03:28 PM

that's some fuck up shit
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06-10-2004, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by molotov
that's some fuck up shit

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06-11-2004, 12:34 AM

Not bad at all!
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06-11-2004, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by reynold
Not bad at all!

post some you got any good ones

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06-11-2004, 01:36 AM

Why didnt they let G-UNIT on the bus?

because they didnt have 50 cent
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06-11-2004, 01:38 AM

Batman?!

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06-11-2004, 01:56 AM

Originally posted by VIPimp
Why didnt they let G-UNIT on the bus?

because they didnt have 50 cent

cheesy but funny

heres a cheesy one:

two snakes are going down the road...one pauses, turns to the other in panic, and says "dude, are we poisonous snakes?"...the other snake is like 'why you ask?'... the snake replies "i just bit my tongue" .. . told you its a bit cheesy

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06-11-2004, 01:58 AM

i couldnt help laugh at that since it was so stupid
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06-11-2004, 02:05 AM

Originally posted by abyss_al
cheesy but funny

heres a cheesy one:

two snakes are going down the road...one pauses, turns to the other in panic, and says "dude, are we poisonous snakes?"...the other snake is like 'why you ask?'... the snake replies "i just bit my tongue" .. . told you its a bit cheesy

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06-11-2004, 02:06 AM

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head

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06-11-2004, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by Eddie
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head
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06-11-2004, 02:17 AM

A old depressed lady wants to kill herself, someone tells her the best way to kill someone would be to shoot them in the heart.

So the old lady calls her doctor and asks "where's my heart" the doctor sais "right below your left nipple".

So the lady shoots herself in the knee.
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06-11-2004, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by Eddie
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found the head

so wrong...yet so right

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