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titmowse · 02-17-2001, 11:33 PM

I (being a straight chick) have never laid hands on boobies other than my own. Well, except for one, curious, game of strip poker when I was 13. I just gotta know though, what do the fake boobies feel like?

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Hustler · 02-18-2001, 01:30 AM

haha they don't feel very good all hard and shit sucks if you ask me i like the real ones even if they small

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ace0r · 02-18-2001, 01:52 AM

my woman got a boob job done about 8 months ago.. when you caress them they feel natural but when ya go for the squeeeze you can feel that there's something inside and takes away from the pleasure of boob-handling cuz i always feel like i'm going to pop something

Wizzo · 02-18-2001, 02:51 AM

I have been studing this matter for years and their are many factors involved. Are over the muscle or under the muscle? How many sizes did they gain? Do they take care of them properly(yes, there is care involved)? What kind of implants are they, saline or silicone?

As you can see there are numerous varibles to be considered

Sloane · 02-18-2001, 04:14 AM

Wizzo, you take your breasts very seriously, i like that.

Myself, i'm yet to feel a rubber knocker, but i'm always up for a random breast test. So any girls out there willing, let me know.
Its my goal to get my hands on a silicon rack before i die.

stangster · 02-18-2001, 04:38 AM

You have to be LESBIAN to feel other girls boobies???

oops

Sloane · 02-18-2001, 04:50 AM

Oh yeah tit, just wondering if you have any pics of that poker game?

DarkJedi · 02-18-2001, 04:57 AM

Sloan, that would be considered child porn
:P
LOL

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markvh · 02-18-2001, 05:42 AM

I Never had any experiences with fake boobies! All my chicks had real tits

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NightLizard · 02-18-2001, 05:45 AM

All I know is the real thing, and they feel amazing.

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awolf · 02-18-2001, 08:07 AM

I try to stay away from fake tits. To me they're like soft leather pulled over a rock.

cyberpunk · 02-18-2001, 08:11 AM

they feel like shit IMO

Cyberpunk

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titmowse · 02-18-2001, 01:43 PM

No, ya don't gotta be a lesbian to squeeze a fake boobie. It's just that I only get boobie squeezin offers from lesbians. On the whole, sapphos don't get their tits adjusted.

Frankly, I truly know no chick with altered knockers. Well there is this one cow that screws around with my ex-brother-in-law. She's got fake teeth, fake tits, over-tanned skin and bleached hair. I once suggested to her that now, since she's older, she should switch to light brown hair because her skin wouldn't look so leathery. Woman almost killed me.

These answers are interesting.

See, I didn't know that there was an under/over muscle choice.

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Techie Media · 02-18-2001, 01:58 PM

Wizzo, I think thats a great idea. Ive been boared lately, so Now I have a new hobby. Ill let you know how it goes...

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Jamdin · 02-18-2001, 03:08 PM

Hell, I've almost forgot what a real boob feels like. It's been too long...

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Warphead · 02-18-2001, 03:09 PM

Fake tits feel like water balloons filled tight, too tight.

Babagirls · 02-18-2001, 08:34 PM

I have NATURAL 40-DD's..no need for implants, but my ex said that when he went to a strip club , this gurl pressed her boobs in his face and they were HARD and COLD as ice!! He said it was a MAJOR turn off! lol

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titmowse · 02-18-2001, 10:06 PM

Hmm...so pretty much, the consensus is that the feel hard and cold?

Any others care to comment? Is there anyone that prefers the feel of fake?

Does knowing what fake feels like change your preference for them? I know mens likes looking at boobies. But, I also know mens likes touchin boobies.

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Mrboogity · 02-19-2001, 03:38 AM

fuck i cant even get my hands on a real tit, how the hell would i know.

thanks for the morale boost.

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02-17-2001, 11:33 PM	#1
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	What do fake tits feel like? I (being a straight chick) have never laid hands on boobies other than my own. Well, except for one, curious, game of strip poker when I was 13. I just gotta know though, what do the fake boobies feel like? ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here. [This message has been edited by titmowse (edited 02-17-2001).]

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Hustler Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA, USA Posts: 16	haha they don't feel very good all hard and shit sucks if you ask me i like the real ones even if they small ------------------ clicksrus.com paying webmaster .004 exit imp

02-18-2001, 01:52 AM	#3
ace0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL Posts: 1,410	my woman got a boob job done about 8 months ago.. when you caress them they feel natural but when ya go for the squeeeze you can feel that there's something inside and takes away from the pleasure of boob-handling cuz i always feel like i'm going to pop something

02-18-2001, 02:51 AM	#4
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	I have been studing this matter for years and their are many factors involved. Are over the muscle or under the muscle? How many sizes did they gain? Do they take care of them properly(yes, there is care involved)? What kind of implants are they, saline or silicone? As you can see there are numerous varibles to be considered

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Sloane Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Vietnam Posts: 815	Wizzo, you take your breasts very seriously, i like that. Myself, i'm yet to feel a rubber knocker, but i'm always up for a random breast test. So any girls out there willing, let me know. Its my goal to get my hands on a silicon rack before i die.

02-18-2001, 04:38 AM	#6
stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	You have to be LESBIAN to feel other girls boobies??? oops

02-18-2001, 04:50 AM	#7
Sloane Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Vietnam Posts: 815	Oh yeah tit, just wondering if you have any pics of that poker game?

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Sloan, that would be considered child porn :P LOL ------------------ Easy $$$ For Webmasters - program sell like crazy on all kinds traffic! or try GammaCash for great convertion ratios or make tonns of $$ on pop-ups

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markvh Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 258	I Never had any experiences with fake boobies! All my chicks had real tits ------------------

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NightLizard Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: next to my bunny Posts: 300	All I know is the real thing, and they feel amazing. ------------------ [email protected] Nightlizard, peace out

02-18-2001, 08:07 AM	#11
awolf Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tennessee Posts: 12	I try to stay away from fake tits. To me they're like soft leather pulled over a rock.

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cyberpunk Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,377	they feel like shit IMO Cyberpunk ------------------ got EVIL?.... get EVIL!

02-18-2001, 01:43 PM	#13
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	No, ya don't gotta be a lesbian to squeeze a fake boobie. It's just that I only get boobie squeezin offers from lesbians. On the whole, sapphos don't get their tits adjusted. Frankly, I truly know no chick with altered knockers. Well there is this one cow that screws around with my ex-brother-in-law. She's got fake teeth, fake tits, over-tanned skin and bleached hair. I once suggested to her that now, since she's older, she should switch to light brown hair because her skin wouldn't look so leathery. Woman almost killed me. These answers are interesting. See, I didn't know that there was an under/over muscle choice. ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here.

02-18-2001, 01:58 PM	#14
Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	Wizzo, I think thats a great idea. Ive been boared lately, so Now I have a new hobby. Ill let you know how it goes... ------------------ Smile and Be Happy http://www.lightningfree.com

02-18-2001, 03:08 PM	#15
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Hell, I've almost forgot what a real boob feels like. It's been too long... ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction

02-18-2001, 03:09 PM	#16
Warphead Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kiss my yankee dick. Posts: 994	Fake tits feel like water balloons filled tight, too tight.

02-18-2001, 08:34 PM	#17
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	I have NATURAL 40-DD's..no need for implants, but my ex said that when he went to a strip club , this gurl pressed her boobs in his face and they were HARD and COLD as ice!! He said it was a MAJOR turn off! lol ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

02-18-2001, 10:06 PM	#18
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Hmm...so pretty much, the consensus is that the feel hard and cold? Any others care to comment? Is there anyone that prefers the feel of fake? Does knowing what fake feels like change your preference for them? I know mens likes looking at boobies. But, I also know mens likes touchin boobies. ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here.

02-19-2001, 03:38 AM	#19
Mrboogity Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calgary, Alberta. Canada Posts: 46	fuck i cant even get my hands on a real tit, how the hell would i know. thanks for the morale boost.

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