Retro-Embarrasment - Amsterdam - GoFuckYourself.com

kmanrox · 06-09-2004, 09:49 AM

It wasn't until the other day when I was researching for my trip to Brazil when I realized now, 3-4 months later, that I made a shmuck of myself during (moreso than normal) a conversation I had with a black hooker in Amsterdam..

She was speaking to her black friend in the whorehouse when I noticed they spoke what sounded like French. I ignorantly assumed they were from Africa and told them of how I noticed that many African nations were speaking French at the African Nation's Cup I noticed.

I now recall her trying to tell me she was from (French) Guiana (in South America) [I was thinking Ghana in Africa]. But I didn't realize it and was attempting small talk with her about how she liked Africa and shit hahaha (and no, I usually don't make a habit of smalltalk with whores, I just have never been to Africa so I was intrigued!)

Anyhow, this post had no real purpose other than to expose (even further) why all whore mongers should finish college before becoming a world-class whorexpert. (maybe that wasn't an intention but you get the point)

Doctor Dre · 06-09-2004, 09:52 AM

Whores are smarter then you ... not all of them but some of them likes to outsmart you and make you look like a fool without you noticing

FuqALot · 06-09-2004, 09:53 AM

You shouldnt be drunk when being outside. You will always end up doing stupid things.

kmanrox · 06-09-2004, 09:54 AM

i wasn't drunk... but i was stoned ;-) (good excuse for stupidity you pointed out.. Thanks!)

06-09-2004, 09:49 AM	#1
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	Retro-Embarrasment - Amsterdam It wasn't until the other day when I was researching for my trip to Brazil when I realized now, 3-4 months later, that I made a shmuck of myself during (moreso than normal) a conversation I had with a black hooker in Amsterdam.. She was speaking to her black friend in the whorehouse when I noticed they spoke what sounded like French. I ignorantly assumed they were from Africa and told them of how I noticed that many African nations were speaking French at the African Nation's Cup I noticed. I now recall her trying to tell me she was from (French) Guiana (in South America) [I was thinking Ghana in Africa]. But I didn't realize it and was attempting small talk with her about how she liked Africa and shit hahaha (and no, I usually don't make a habit of smalltalk with whores, I just have never been to Africa so I was intrigued!) Anyhow, this post had no real purpose other than to expose (even further) why all whore mongers should finish college before becoming a world-class whorexpert. (maybe that wasn't an intention but you get the point) __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor Last edited by kmanrox; 06-09-2004 at 09:51 AM..

06-09-2004, 09:54 AM	#4
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	i wasn't drunk... but i was stoned ;-) (good excuse for stupidity you pointed out.. Thanks!) __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

06-09-2004, 09:53 AM	#3
FuqALot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Malibu Posts: 3,817	You shouldnt be drunk when being outside. You will always end up doing stupid things.