Retro-Embarrasment - Amsterdam
 

It wasn't until the other day when I was researching for my trip to Brazil when I realized now, 3-4 months later, that I made a shmuck of myself during (moreso than normal) a conversation I had with a black hooker in Amsterdam..

She was speaking to her black friend in the whorehouse when I noticed they spoke what sounded like French. I ignorantly assumed they were from Africa and told them of how I noticed that many African nations were speaking French at the African Nation's Cup I noticed.

I now recall her trying to tell me she was from (French) Guiana (in South America) [I was thinking Ghana in Africa]. But I didn't realize it and was attempting small talk with her about how she liked Africa and shit hahaha (and no, I usually don't make a habit of smalltalk with whores, I just have never been to Africa so I was intrigued!)

Anyhow, this post had no real purpose other than to expose (even further) why all whore mongers should finish college before becoming a world-class whorexpert. (maybe that wasn't an intention but you get the point)

Whores are smarter then you ... not all of them but some of them likes to outsmart you and make you look like a fool without you noticing :)

You shouldnt be drunk when being outside. You will always end up doing stupid things.

i wasn't drunk... but i was stoned ;-) (good excuse for stupidity you pointed out.. Thanks!)