Satan raises gas prices to over $6 a gallon - GoFuckYourself.com

AnalProbe · 06-09-2004, 01:59 AM

In yet another sign of the end times, the Devil has raised gas prices to over $6 a gallon - just in time for the summer travel season. Speaking through his intermediary, Exxon/Mobile, the prince of darkness said, ?Go on - drive like there?s no tomorrow. And while you're at it, how?d you like a third SUV with 0% financing??

Lawmakers who had been pressuring the White House to tap the nation?s strategic oil reserves now admit it?s too late. "We're toast," said Barbara Boxer (D-California) on CNN's Late Edition.

But not everyone agrees. ?Satan may have us in a death grip,? said Saxby Chambliss (R-Georgia) at a fundraiser on Saturday, ?but that only strengthens our resolve against evil. Every sign of an energy crisis is really just more evidence that we're headed in the right direction."

Napolean · 06-09-2004, 02:13 AM

hmm.. when it starts lookin like that here, im gonna hafta put in my 2 weeks at the pizza joint..

sigh, back to gallery building and programming

faxxaff · 06-09-2004, 02:16 AM

6 Dollars is pretty much the price per gallon in most Western European countries.

pure energy · 06-09-2004, 02:39 AM

That is a scary thought!

Fabuleux · 06-09-2004, 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by faxxaff
6 Dollars is pretty much the price per gallon in most Western European countries.

Yup, you Americans will soon know why we drive small cars lol.

submitter · 06-09-2004, 02:55 AM

stocktrader23 · 06-09-2004, 02:59 AM

The responses in this thread are what's scary.

06-09-2004, 01:59 AM	#1
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