I need to get threesome!
 

Hi guys

I need to get 2 girls into my bed!
They are both my friends, but i dont have a clue on how to do it.
Any ideias?

rape them, its your only hope

ask them.

divide and conquer my friend

get with one, which should be easy, then the other.

if you are any good they will discuss and most likely you will be good to go after that.:thumbsup

Extasy should do the trick.

Guys would be surprised at how often this actually works.

just sit them down and say "I would like to fuck both your brains out at the same time, so how about it?"

Its going to cost you... :Graucho

If you would be nice you just might get what you want. I have to say you need work in the nice department.

:winkwink:

ask them for a threesome! :D

try tranquilizer darts :1orglaugh

dude.. been doing this for some time.. after a while.. gets boring and you have two girls starting to get jealous and pissed off at each other..

for every ounce of enjoyment you may think your going to get.. you'll have a pound of headache afterwards.

the only people I know who have pulled that off have either had large quantities of alcohol or drugs or both!!
:2 cents:

why cut yourself short aiming for a threesome? might as well shoot for the stars and get 7-8 girls in your bed!

ask them
if thats a no go pull out the credit cards
works everytime

Whatever you do, however you get it amke sure to tape it and post here :-)

rape or ask, the decision is up to you :)
And I would use some good drinks...

(not a guy) ..all you need to do is get one of the girls into the idea and she can coax the other one..if you are well endowed it might help :winkwink:

Why do you NEED 2 girls in your bed? I know that every guys WANTS that...

Just ask them and if they don't want to , call an escortagency and pay for it. What ever you do don't use drugs to get it done, if you do that you are just an asshole and you could get charged with rape :2 cents:

xox

honest and to the point :1orglaugh

rape , ask, or try some Extasy

my guess is, since you had to post about this, it will not likely happen for you........sorry bout that man:(

Ivy

thats funny metaman but that post isn't mine :)
But it was a good joke anyway
:321GFY

Do you have two cocks?

Sounds like fun do you know if either are into that, and if so then just get em relaxed and go from there, start kissing one while fondaling the other it worked for me, good luck.

ars sig whores do not a chick magnet make.

Pegue as raparigas e diga "Estou a fim de fodê-las agora, juntas, na minha cama". Boa sorte! :winkwink:

haha.

sweet talk would do.

It worked for me man, give it a try. Just be ready with plenty of water and towels when they say YES! ;)

Two women doesn't make you twice the man, it makes you HALF the man. You best be twice as good as a normal guy to even begin to be worthy because, let's face it, a normal guy for most women is not terribly impressive.

It helps if you have one chick already interested, then you can enlist her into the seduction... if your partner in seduction is genuinely interested in getting a little lesbo action herself, it goes a long way both to getting and helping ramp up the heat in the moment.

This isn't even touching on purely pragmatic and practical matters (such as increased possibilities of positions, dealing with jealousy where one or both feel you're paying too much attention to the other, etc). As you probably already know, porn isn't reality and that's true for threesomes (or more) as well.

On the plus side, when things go good, they go realllly good. There's nothing quite like the ego boost like knowing you've done a good job... except maybe knowing that you've done TWO good jobs! :thumbsup

Makes for some great tales around the campfire, too. :Graucho

:1orglaugh

go to the drugstore and buy some aspirin...

If they are your friends, why not just be honest and ask them?