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Sarah_Jayne · 06-08-2004, 11:35 AM

Man arrested for assault with a taco

An Iowa man has been arrested for making an assault with a chalupa, or deep-fried taco.

The Des Moines Register says 24-year-old Christopher Lame threw the pancake at a Taco Bell worker Nancy Harrison after she refused to deal with his complaint about not being served the right food.

Harrison had reportedly refused to take the complaint seriously when Lame did not produce a receipt, and pointed out that the restaurant was closing.

She then turned away from him, but not before she was hit in the face by the chalupa.

Lame ran out of the restaurant, but Harrison followed him and took down his number plate.

"I've never had anything quite like that before," police detective Darren Cornwell told the newspaper.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_981407.html

candyflip · 06-08-2004, 11:36 AM

Only in America.

jhauser · 06-08-2004, 11:37 AM

Step away from the Taco.

zzgundamnzz · 06-08-2004, 11:40 AM

Goddamn those monsters...

with a Chalupa. I still can't believe it

The humanity!

EviLGuY · 06-08-2004, 11:40 AM

Assault with a deadly taco!

genomega · 06-08-2004, 11:45 AM

Here we go the loony left will call for a ban on tacos.

Psytonic · 06-08-2004, 11:51 AM

Edguy! · 06-08-2004, 11:55 AM

God Bless the USA Police Force

Manowar · 06-08-2004, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jhauser
Step away from the Taco.

assault with a deadly taco

SleazyDream · 06-08-2004, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jhauser
Step away from the Taco.

lol

Hollywood Horwitz · 06-08-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Assault with a deadly taco!

stocktrader23 · 06-08-2004, 01:06 PM

Bitch should have fixed his chalupa.

dennisthemenace · 06-08-2004, 01:38 PM

if you can pick it up, you can beat someone's ass with it....

VirtuMike · 06-08-2004, 01:49 PM

I heard they're arming the Mexican Army with chalupas to guard against invading Guatemalans.

They're great for crowd control too. Better than tear gas.

MetaMan · 06-08-2004, 01:51 PM

maybe if the dum bitch could properly make a taco she wouldnt get one in her face,

people who work in fast food restaurants are complete idiots.

Lauren · 06-08-2004, 02:07 PM

those tacos are a becoming a pain in the ass

Sly_RJ · 06-08-2004, 02:10 PM

Why would you call the police about a food fight? I'd be too busy laughing my ass off.

OzMan · 06-08-2004, 02:27 PM

That guy was lame.

He was lame before he came into the restaurant.

He was born lame.

His Grandfather was lame.

The whole family have been lame for generations.

bringer · 06-08-2004, 02:30 PM

did she die?

Halcyon · 06-08-2004, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
those tacos are a becoming a pain in the ass

I was gonna ask if the taco crapped ice cream.

(hopefully someone else saw that south park)

sinkiss · 06-08-2004, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
That guy was lame.

He was lame before he came into the restaurant.

He was born lame.

His Grandfather was lame.

The whole family have been lame for generations.

that was just lame (sorry)

axelcat · 06-08-2004, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Only in America.

very true

JDog · 06-08-2004, 02:39 PM

Alright, I've never thrown it at their face, but I've thrown food back at the end of the resturant whenever they wouldn't deal with giving me the right order. One time, I went to a 7-11 and I poured a cup of coffee, and the pot ran out of coffee about half way full, at about the size of the smalls.

So I said, it didn't fill up because it ran out, can you just charge me for a small, and I showed her. She's like nope, gotta charge for the size of cup, and I argued for like 5 mins, then just threw it down on the counter and left!

I guess I'm one with a bad temper at stupid people.

jDoG

jacked · 06-08-2004, 02:42 PM

thats great i would have dont eh same thing the people at drive throughs are scum bags especially when its a taco bell employee you have a good chance there dumb and don't speak english...

Goose · 06-08-2004, 02:45 PM

looool...that's so ridiculous. Yeah he deserved it right!

Downtime · 06-08-2004, 02:46 PM

LOL that is awesome, thanks for the post!

mastamind · 06-08-2004, 02:48 PM

haha all over a taco

Syl · 06-08-2004, 02:56 PM

Who would waste a chalupa? Yum

Sarah_Jayne · 06-08-2004, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jhauser
Step away from the Taco.

molotov · 06-08-2004, 03:59 PM

AJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJA with a taco

Sarah_Jayne · 06-08-2004, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by molotov
AJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJA with a taco

someone needs to practice having their fingers in the correct home row positions

thumbsUP · 06-08-2004, 06:11 PM

would have been better if would have threw that damn taco bell dog at her or better yet went out and got a real mexican and threw at her

notjoe · 06-08-2004, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog
Alright, I've never thrown it at their face, but I've thrown food back at the end of the resturant whenever they wouldn't deal with giving me the right order. One time, I went to a 7-11 and I poured a cup of coffee, and the pot ran out of coffee about half way full, at about the size of the smalls.

So I said, it didn't fill up because it ran out, can you just charge me for a small, and I showed her. She's like nope, gotta charge for the size of cup, and I argued for like 5 mins, then just threw it down on the counter and left!

I guess I'm one with a bad temper at stupid people.

jDoG

You should have dumped it in to a small cup then ask her if she was happy...WTF are you doing buying coffee from 7-11 anyways?

Sarah_Jayne · 06-08-2004, 06:29 PM

well, if she had two brain cells she would have offered to get you a small cup and pour it into that. Since she has to do inventory based on the cup sizes should could write that off as a spoil. Latteral thinking is not everyone's gift.

Firehorse · 06-09-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jhauser
Step away from the Taco.

ROFL lose the taco now!!!

06-08-2004, 11:35 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Man arrested for assault with a taco Man arrested for assault with a taco An Iowa man has been arrested for making an assault with a chalupa, or deep-fried taco. The Des Moines Register says 24-year-old Christopher Lame threw the pancake at a Taco Bell worker Nancy Harrison after she refused to deal with his complaint about not being served the right food. Harrison had reportedly refused to take the complaint seriously when Lame did not produce a receipt, and pointed out that the restaurant was closing. She then turned away from him, but not before she was hit in the face by the chalupa. Lame ran out of the restaurant, but Harrison followed him and took down his number plate. "I've never had anything quite like that before," police detective Darren Cornwell told the newspaper. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_981407.html

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	maybe if the dum bitch could properly make a taco she wouldnt get one in her face, people who work in fast food restaurants are complete idiots.

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OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	That guy was lame. He was lame before he came into the restaurant. He was born lame. His Grandfather was lame. The whole family have been lame for generations.

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JDog Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canby, OR Posts: 7,453	Alright, I've never thrown it at their face, but I've thrown food back at the end of the resturant whenever they wouldn't deal with giving me the right order. One time, I went to a 7-11 and I poured a cup of coffee, and the pot ran out of coffee about half way full, at about the size of the smalls. So I said, it didn't fill up because it ran out, can you just charge me for a small, and I showed her. She's like nope, gotta charge for the size of cup, and I argued for like 5 mins, then just threw it down on the counter and left! I guess I'm one with a bad temper at stupid people. jDoG __________________ NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com ALSO FEATURING: NSCash.com :: SoloDollars.com :: ReelProfits.com :: BiminiBucks.com :: VOD PROGRAMS COMING SOON: Greedy Bucks :: Vengeance Cash NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES CONTACT :: JAMES SMITH :: CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER :: ICQ (711385133)

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thumbsUP Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inside the computer Posts: 347	would have been better if would have threw that damn taco bell dog at her or better yet went out and got a real mexican and threw at her

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	well, if she had two brain cells she would have offered to get you a small cup and pour it into that. Since she has to do inventory based on the cup sizes should could write that off as a spoil. Latteral thinking is not everyone's gift.